ITT: We say our names and judge eachother's character based off the name

Matthew

Hey Mr. Idups, I liked your latest video! : )

Vincent

My last name is Evans.
So based off our similarities I'd say you're a lonely stoner who does nothing but listen to 90's punk rock.

Maxwell/May

Closeted Trans.

Hernan

Ryan

Kill yourself

You got the wrong cat

That's pretty sick, Roddy. I bet you can't live up to your name.
I punched an evan once. I hope you aren't a punchy kind of evan, so I assume you're the quiet type. Peaceful, doesn't start shit, but not too popular.
Michael. May or may not be an Archangel.

Austin

Ryan Kane

Dylyn

Grunge, but yes everything else is truuuuuu

ducky boy

Dakota

Gibby

Frequently stares at people unintentionally. Had a pet rock named Craig who he accidentally lost in a creek once. Still haunts him to this day.
A man's man. Likes horses. Isnt afraid to speak his mind, though he crumbles under pressure. Frequently depressed when alone.
Care-free but get pissed whenever someone makes a joke about his name.

Your mom let you get away with everything as a kid, and would get mad at your teachers.

annoying kid

chill guy

blazing faggot

cool guy

closet homosexual

mildly overweight

cool guy

likes sports

easily agitated

mildly overweight

Guillermo

Alex

Matt here, I, in fact, find sports boring as all fuck.

Youre mother is some sort of wannabe wiccan hippy and your dad took her last name when they had their spiritual bonding ceremony instead of a legal fucking wedding. You have baby pictures of you with a deer skull over your face and ouija board bedsheets.

Brandon (get me fags)

Jordan

Jae

Dylan

The name's Chris, roast me fam

Connor.

Gordon

Adrian

Its back?

Katherine here. Roast me or whatever.

A nigger

Jesus, some people call me Jesse

Jinx

Jeff

Simon

Leo

Black.

Likes to show tits for strangers.
Do it or gtfo

Connar.

Nathan

Nicholas

Ben '_>'

Your real name, candyass, not your bronie faggot deviantart account name

Cute-looking guy. Caring. Doesn't know his sister has a thing for him. Can be a bit of an asshole if provoked, though.

I really can't.

Nah I don't care when people make jokes. Besides the fact nobody in my age group knows who that is.

I thought I was gay for a while. Now I realize I'm not a fucking fag.

Tobias

Possibly dated an Irish man.

Erik...

Quentin.

>I'm white

likes lasagna

smokes weed

wears fedoras

bad trap

school shooter

black kid

mildly obnoxious

likes food

quiet kid

bad trap

Miles

A never-nude

You always wore an unimpressive silver chain throughout grades 4-10.

Mathias.

Charles

Aleksandr

Thomas, rape me

Ahahaha this

I do like lasagna

Close, but he was scottish.

>Man who should change last name to "Explosion"

...

Benjamin

Julius. I'm legitimately curious what you anons have to say.

Probably plays runescape

Liam.
Surprise me.

Eli. Fuck my shit up Cred Forums

Silently judges people like a little bitch

lmao, deviantart. You obviously are much much more familiar with that place than I am if that's the conclusion you came to, nigger.

I LOVE EMILIA

Andrew

Is going to die in about 2 to 3 years.

Why, user?

Ruled over Rome until you got murdered by the senators

Nah. I don't even think gender reassignment surgery is allowed in my country

Has more money than he deserves. Parents bailed him out of jail cause he got pulled over with an ass of weed one night

Instead of the conquering alpha natural leader your parents hoped for you turned out to be a weak meek beta dissappointment

I don't even own an actual hat much less a fedora.

that is why you are a trap

Some depressed white boy

Yair

Stoner video game buff.

Mine is Kristin

Casper

And ass of weed? How about a leg of coke?

Daniel

Pace
Can't wait to see this

I never watched whatever Anime this stupid meme is based on. How the fuck is this relevant?

-Names Andrew

Ok.

Jodie

Redneck

You gotta go fast

A cuck who likes girls wearing fur tail buttplugs

Forgive me. This kid needs rehab. His parents don't want to hurt his feelings though

But they make him so kawaii!!!@!@!

You're gonna have a heart attack in 2 months

Yesaiah. Yeah, it's foreign, deal with it.

2fat2gofast so you have to pace yourself

malik

Kevin

Lilian

I'm 21, I've never drank because i don't support alcohol, I've never done any drugs because i view drug users (even people who only smoke weed) as degenerates, and i'm one of the few remaining middle class with only a moderate amount of money and an ok job. But hey! At least you got the part where i have cool parents right.

Fuck you, dawg. I've got a long, thick dick to wreck pussy, and I am not even black.

Thankfully im not, just mexican

A black guy who uses Cred Forums cause his white friends talked him into it. You regret listening to them. You're still welcomed here

Biblical sounding. I bet you build those gayass balsawood dinosaur models.

delicate, fragile snowflake

not even black that's the worst part lmao

So triggered.

Eric

Name is Ellie

Not exactly accurate

Maya

Psychotic anorexic compulsive liar

Rodney

Phil

With a name like Malik?

Normal, friendly guy that doesn't care about standing out and just worries about his own thing. Routinely plays games with close group of friends that he's known since freshman year.

How do you not know about Nathan Explosion.

youtube.com/watch?v=Fserprgrzo0

adam

George.

Dmitri.

Hector

nigger

Andrew

Maybe middle-eastern

Louie

Ribless pussy with a nagging apple eating bitch of a wife

dude im fucking Mexican and german LOL

Matt

Artis

Gabriel J.

Pic related.

Pedro

He's a curry Cred Forumstard probably

They call me...
Damacio

happy go lucky faggot

My name is Louis

Sebastian Amadeus

You probably have a weak ass chin but you're a really cool guy

Then you have a lot cooler of decedents than me. I'm a basic whitey lool

It's Armenian for Isaiah. And no, I don't build gayass balsawood dinosaurs.

Pretentious, attention starved, but not a terrible person.

My name is Curtis

Sounds cute and fun
So generic, not a bad guy but not not someone to get pumped about
Probably into goth culture, not a bad thing

Some.hoity toity artist that's "dead inside"

Seriously, no John,Jon, Johnny or Jonny. My name is common as shit.

Jonny.

Kendall.
Fuck you i'm a male.

S A N T I A G O

Joey

Everybody knows one of these kids. They always wore stylish clothes, and their moms would spoil them extensively. They'd also cluelessly butt into everybody else's conversations and try and become the center of attention.

Has 1400 total level and a 10m bank

Salvadorian

Beweise es bro

Ezekiel Maubury

Ulises

WHERE IN THE WORLD HAVE YOU FUCKING BEEN

John, good luck with that one

Ronan

Future trap, you act really feminine around men and find it easy to talk to women. Secretly depressed

You got the dead inside part correctly.

A little bit strange, but still gets along with everybody at school.

Dakota

I'm male

>Bad alcoholic, bad general

Frank

...

Connar, lets see how far people go.

Jack.

Nah dawg thats carmen san diego

Noah

Are you me? I'm 27, never had alcohol, smoked or done any drugs. Went to trade school and now work in a union making $30/hr with great benefits.

I do not understand what you mean

Another one! Sucks to have a feminine name eh?

Avelardo. I have people call me Avie.

Do your worst.

Kyle

Not into goth shit at all, never even had a goth phase

You sound like fucking HAL from 2001 a space oddysee

Smart guy regarding books, probably skinny

Louis

Parents picked name because sounds exotic. Parents can't spell for shit. You're stupid as fuck.

You're right about the secretly depressed.
GG

Fucking finally somebody else that doesn't care for drinking, and hates potheads.

Daniel

underrated post

Frederic

Missing an H

Functioning alcoholic

The american dream still exists in small isolated pockets, we're living the dream user.

God i fucking love being a white male.

my name is Caleb so let me be judged

>hector
>gun fanatic
>exact clone of salvador from borderlands 2

You're a German girl and part-time bee.

My name is Mohammed Abdullah btw

Not even samefagging.

Jonny roast me please

Jordan, judge please

Maybe that is because I am HAL of 2001 space odyssey

Your grandfather was a nazi

Kelly (Male)

Gustavo.

You enjoy building huge boats, and taking care of vast amounts of animals. You and your family survived a flood.

You're extremely pretentious

I get "I like that name" every so often. Hated it as a kid, I kinda like it now as an adult.

Cesar
>Inb4 beaner

i wish

Kristin

Nick

Elliot

You have the same name as that one cunt from the track team when i was in high school.

Fuck you you Mexican cunt.

Ayyy I get it.

Dylan-male

Detective at svu

Colton

dull and boring I know

Joel

Holeguy

Someone who has ADD and takes Dungeons and Dragons way too seriously.

I get that all the time at work. Along with the "Are you north or south".

Out of curiosity where are you from? Obviously American or Canadian.

Kohl

Liz

Reza
Can't wait to see the reactions to this one.

Blaise

You killed anybody recently?

Possibly south american

Leo.

Virginia

You're the supreme gentleman

Costa-rican, faggot.

fuck off

Nicklaus

Thomas

Could be a great musician if you had another t at the end of your name

smokes weed

You spend all of your money on clothes and shoes

>plays cs:go

Maximillian

Amadeus

Wes

Jeremy

All you tan-skins are equally cunty.

Feels good to be racist.

Redneck idiot that was born from first cousins.

Gideon.

Not religious, nor is my family.

Maxime

Doug

yes

in

fucking kill me

brandon

Chip

>Kevin
hello myself

James

Someone who spends far too much time on /b./

Loves cock

Oh God...
>Omar

Milton

I want to say a southern heritage for you

Ah.
I'm in NY.

Parents were gonna name me Montana

Doesn't really sound like me at all

Spencer,

Percy

>Skylark

You enjoy long drives.

White as snow, actually, you kraut

Well... not so far from the truth.

Nowadays not so much though.

does your last name start with a R

That's a cool name actually

Skinny, White and wears glasses

Cody

Cred Forumsring it on

Kek

Emilio

Drake

Nope. Polish and have lived in the north my entire life.

hello myself²

Taylor

I am the master of really sh**ty puns.

Joseph

God damn it.

You have a step-brother

>Tyler

I go by 'Ty.'

Do your worst. Destroy me, faggots.

My name is Carson.
Goofy but lovable. Raging insecurities that you bury.
Masculine, but not super buff or anything.
Great personality but terrible in the sack

Named Josh

Why thank you

You're probably dating an asian girl .
And you have a ridiculous memory for useless information.
3/4 times You're bald

Ser Françoi DeBorarge.

Exactly

Nick

Zach.