No rekt thread? fuck off b

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>filename

>rekt
>bunch of elementary school bullshit

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living in argentina is the rekt, the background shittyness is for context

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this

lol, "argentinian kids", nice one

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i dont think that is argentina, i mean, jails there suck but those people aren't argentinians

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this isnt even spooky

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Is this 60fps or some shit? It hardly works on my phone.. Can't even see the rekt

Been getting trolled by these choppy webms since they showed up.. Maybe this is a sign my phone is too shitty

nerd gas

You are supposed to reply "OMG thats scary as fuck I almost died!!!!!!", its like you are not aware of the new dank maymays of current year

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nerf gas

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>since webms
Several years. Stop using an iphone m8

turf gas

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I've been off Cred Forums for too long, these rekts make me flinch a little..

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swerve gas

What a bad mother

Rip Demba Ba

argentinians are mostly niggers, so

if he didnt try to stop he might of actually made it

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Holy shit (see what I did there), this belongs in a ylyl thread. Fucking funny.

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10/10
kek'ed

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perv gas

This is why I don't stand in doorways like that anymore...

Tf this phone has 4gb

* yawn *

Where is this? It looks like he fell of an airship

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Yeah, I'm aware it's been years, I've been having to deal with it, and not an iPhone, I just don't care to waste money on a piece of plastic

can't winch up

>save me

nice prank

What a moron. I always wonder how many of those slav kids fuck up and die doing this.

You just got your phone infected retard

Tf, this phone has 32gb

wtf how many bodies are there?

So he fucked up then.. I thought he was just being extra edgy

What is it with Asians and being so fucking stupid? Crashing into a house at what looked like 15 MPh, kicking in elevators and jumping down them, etc. etc.

Wdym infected? Did mine get infected for looking at it?

blurb gas

Whatre you fucin gay
*4gb ram

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Oh, mine only has 2gb RAM

you're a pleb whose phone doesn't have much memory. get on iphone already

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I think he can let go now....

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slurm gas

are those people in south america brown or white? I see mixes of all kinds when i see footage from thurr

he's just knocked out

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tfw thought it was going to be picquerism and it wasnt

I never get to see any videos of that.

Damn, wonder what he did to earn that.

A religion of peace.

nerve gas

dindu gas

what was that? nerve farts? like the filename implies?

see How much ram does the iphone have?

Anyone have the one where some user shooped a fly sweater in place the blade?

Lmao 1 or 2gb

turn gas

That was hard to watch

Probably nothing worth it really, considering how everyone in there should really just be executed.

haha thats not buenos aires, i mean, we are poor but not that nig dude

I blame the patriarchy.

Chinks are fucking stupid.

argentinians are mostly black, dunno about other countries around but I think they are whiter to the north

>in London

Just, why? The world has enough lies before you just fuck up another fact.

flatulence gas

this mothafucka right here

Fuck man..... That's really sad.... I hope those kids lived

BASE jumper trolling people.

liar..that's the conurbano of buenos aires

dem mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks gas

>get da water nigga

>are those people in south america brown or white? I see mixes of all kinds when i see footage from thurr
Its pretty mixed, most people in south america are just like mexicans, brown, ugly and smelly bastards, but Argentina is a special place, it was the only country in south america to be populated by 99% african slaves, that's why Argentina is called South America's Africa, not many non africans leave there because after the apartheid goverment ended non africans were prosecuted for all the years of slavery against pure argentinians

This is easily the worst I've ever seen. I haven't even made it through the whole 2 minutes yet

Feel how smooth that is Bill

Bill: Hmm yeah pretty smoo.....snapcracklepopshitpants

dat file name

nitrogen/oxy nerve gas here

no isis shit?

>Just, why?

I refuse to watch this

wtf

He took it like a champ. Niggers need killing, of all types and ages

this guy is pretty stupid... thats Brazil what you re talking about. Argentina has 80% white ppl

nice animatronic nigger

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You can actually see him get shot in the neck

did he died?

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is that blood or soya sauce at the end?

nope, 80% black ppl, 20% mixed, don't talk about what you don't know roody poo

> Retard Alert

looks like he touched an electrical wire or something with the scaffold and got fried.

I believe it's from Russia. There isn't a whole lot to there apparently.

Was born black

newb gas

the gas caused da fall and den disolved his skin frum the outside in and once his body was softened enough the h=chains just split him into pieces! conquered

Don't listen to this idiot. If rather have an odd Nokia flip phone than some piece of shit Apple

i lived in argentina asshole. Die.

>Argentina has 80% white ppl
No pablo, the falklands are not argentinian

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no faggot, you see it's nerve gas. electricity would be totally different a reaction

Was that a 12 hour half press?

idk what the fuck that is, tits

how did that even happen wtf

didnt realize this was a ylyl thread

WE

mall gas

And that's why you look BOTH ways.

No you idiots, he was trying to lift the scaffold, then was attacked by a swarm of nerve gas

If the dad would have just stopped instead of trying to beat the car those kids would have been fine.

WUZ

Its a troll. He does it on purpose

>was kings and shit

Fucking why

are all people in argentina like this?

Its blood

This looks like a liquor store, not a home. But maybe they live there. But damn, telling the car to move? Bad, bad idea. Likely ran over the kid twice that way.

Chinese escalators got another kill

i think it's wine, there are bottles in the back

Seems like it,
but first, let's talk about parallel universes.

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see, this is what happens when you mix chains and nerver gas (notrogen/oxy gas). deadly combination i tell you. DONT FUCK WITH IT

That's death by electricity, not gas. Probably touched a power line or something.

Kill all niggers

Argentina is just another Africa, only shittier

> Disinfo agent

newb gas

Not, mostly urban argentinians are like that, the argies that live outside of the cities usually have peaceful lives living in mud huts and getting food from the United Nations

Shit looks fun.

My exact fetish.
Thank you.

Can't decide if troll or serious

yas we always like dis

nice

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> weak bait

religion of peace gas

Blahblahu blahckbar

people getting dead. people getting dead everywhere!!

That's great

This. He's being ironic.

Back story now, honestly I don't think he feels it his other eye doesn't even tear up

AT LEAST I'M NOT A FAGGOT, WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU TACO.

the file name had me so much even before watching the video... I love your sense of humor. dark enough too pick cotton and.

I hate chinese people

Thats not how bullet impacts work

Watched it all

Im not sure, but user says its a russian guy who's drugged up or a schizo, and he is removing the cameras the goverment put on his eyes

Says the Chilean

everyone hates those chinks in china

what is that machine? and how do I stay as far away from it as possible?

Rest well doggo

Hory shit

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Shit like this is so nice to see now and again in rekt threads. Lightens things up a bit

>dark enough too pick cotton
lel, glad someone enjoys my filenames

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That is wild...

Can't believe he got killed skateboarding at high speeds thru stop signs. I'm so shocked.

Any context as to whats going on here??

I don't think this will EVER get old

Thats how a low caliber bullet impact works. And considering ita a child shooting thaey probably couldnt handle a high caliber.

put that shit in a YLYL thread because I just lost

>filename

Why the long face, bro?

Take this cock sucker and throw his god damn ass against a fucking wall.

Mother fucker.

Omg why would you post that

Fake and gay

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dude, get your tits together... you didn't lose because that's not what's happening here ya little butt stuffer

His kneecap fucking vanished

Nignogs gonna nignog

lost

Lets.

neat magic trick! Can you do that with my wife?

The fuck is even happening here?

Millions coming his way

(USA)

#dicksoutforharambe

Notice how the kid sees the car first

Mini chinks foot got caught then ripped off.

good.

...and just like a cockroach from any given infestation of them it didn't die when it's legs were pulled off

>The fuck is even happening here?
kid gets his foot ripped off by scalator

Holy fucking shit man... i hope that dude was a serial rapist

Kek nothing of value was lost.

Stanley K prolly couldn't do any better.

>Argenigger as fuck

Damn, fuckin rekt

Fuck that he's made for life. Gets to beg in the inner city for years then get adopted by some rich white lady.

I'm surprised it didn't just peel his finger pads off. Yikes mane.

dumbass tries to steal a womans purse. Bus driver becomes a superhero and brings him to justice.

I don't feel so bad about the US gun laws now, much better way to die

poor mexi you're.

double post, fucking gay. this kids a newb fag

Story? Country atleast.

Notice the other scar before he fucking butchers himself.

He's fucked up like this before.

Now, ffs...we're all Americans here...at least those of us with brains and competence..btfo

I use a program a btard made called merlin. Works great

idk what ching chongland means. or chink, so idk

Why did no one react?

That's him. In peak chinktard form.

Did he want the kids dead. He had no reason to be running when the car was obviously swerving in that direction. Fuck pedestrians

piece of plastic =/= highly sohpisticated technology

Don't lessen or degrade things because you haven't given yourself the means to them.

canadian detected....approx, 25...non-white

did the retard shat himself?

because theyre a bunch of beta white males like you

or man up, buy any phone that is made in this year and use fucking chrome/firefox stock whatever....ffs...

Is he ripping contacts out or what? The fuck is going on here?

Stole a potato

Lmao when the guy fuckin brushes him off after slamming him in the back of that truck

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There's no stop sign there, but someone should have been spotting at the bottom.

argeniggers detected, gtfo, go eat some banana you southern mexicans

no. because they're not bbc loving traps, like yourself and could give a flying fuck about thatkind of stupid shit? rhetorical, fuckwit...

do they just not put the fucking big red emergency stop button on these things? or are they too stupid to use them?

Fuck that made it to maybe 30 secs

speak for yourself, muzzy

Fuck muslims

They didn't.

Okay since you are a phone autist, I'll bite.. I could get an upgrade tomorrow but I don't care to because it is not worth my time or effort simply so I can watch 60fps webms

Phone autists are the worst kind

That's some 3 stooges shit right there kek

>Be Islamic
>Be da best at torturing yourself in the name.of.allah

Seriously mate

yep, hes dead. Definitely dead.

And evolution ison display. Thus furthering humanity from inferior darky-ness....shits finally coming around. Props sapiens! especially American Sapiens....

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Wtf? This phone has 64gb

fake

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how much ram tho brah?whats your brand?

made me laugh

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Driving in China is fucking scary. The rules of the road are treated more like suggestions and it's only been the most recent generation that have been able to own cars. Most probably haven't been properly trained or just bribed someone for a license.

They go a little crazy when they drink too.

Like I'ma go talk to that young lady at the bar and threaten her with a par of scissors after she refuses my advances, then start breaking things when I'm told to leave. True story.

What's with his eye?

HO LEE FUK

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Holy shit, the end

Electrocution

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My legs are okay

filename made me kek
he's right you know?

guess whos never going to argentina

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That's definitely a wine rack, looks more like home than a store though.

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this is why cops come out shooting at urban playgrounds.

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Is that nigga jerking him off

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metro.co.uk/2014/05/22/brazilian-kids-bring-the-house-down-with-their-funky-performance-4736797/

How else would you wake someone?

If you can possibly make more than $8,000, yes, US dollars. you have an opportunity to purchase a phone of better quality... A - PHONE -OF -BETTER -QUALITY- I really hope you can UNDERTSTAND MY AMERICAN ENGLISH.. ungahbung-O-F-oooN, SAMSUNG YOUR FRIEND LOVE YOU LONG TIME. Just some helpful tips.Copy and paste, click the "translate" button for further assistance.

How the fuck are they even considered people? Like white man just gives them all of this crazy advanced shit and they arent even intelligent enough to know that the truck has a hatchback? Fuck man im triggered

>might of
i hope you die a horrible death

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Holy shit I laughed way too hard to this

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bubbles in the tub make you laugh though, skippy...how about you doin some weird shit on cam for the lulz eh

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>Argentinian kids
Nice try fag, get over with

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this is why i hate niggers

more like grown argeniggers

A tough bastard thats for sure. Fuck man this is how they deall with problems.

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tfw 10kx10k pixel are 100000000 pixel and as such 400MB raw graphics mem.
cpu ram has nothing to do with it, nor has flash, it's alone graphics mem, and mobiles do not need that much.

don't listen to this edgy faggot, they lived

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so, hows the trim though...youre bangin the fuck outta them fishheaded aliens huh? fuck yeah

thats a shame because shes pretty attractive

Hope that Renault nigger got banned from the sport

where are the police when you need them!!!... oh... right...

Learn your shit, fgt

this kid is going to be a for sure serial killer

American Sapiens? Are you retarded?

Motorola

Only in the US user....but lately, it seems. That soon this nig-like behavior may be acceptable, after our two-term muslim, presidente

here it is with sound
youtube.com/watch?v=onLV-2_yV7s

Argentina is 97% white. None of those videos are from Argentina. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Argentina

LoLL

Lol