S/fur

What's up, y'all?

Thor. Good luck finding it.

But he's not a dragon. He's like, 12" x 15.25"

Stan is way bigger than both of them, but isn't a dragon. But he's pretty close since he's a T Rex.

Making this thread worse than it has to be.

Tired as fuck.
You?

This.
Thor from Zeta toys is an ancient relic, but was 24" long.

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Id prefer something like 17 x 17 or 18 x 17...

That's pretty big. Yeah, if you can find Thor then that's probably the biggest you'll ever get.

less cancer more ass please

I'm also tired as shit. Driving from Detroit to Columbus is boring as all hell. Nothing to see from Findlay to Marion.

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Don't get shot.

I do what I want.

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I'd like to see something like 26x17 as a dragon dildo. I'd call it Bahamut.

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Good luck finding something that big. Thor is still the biggest I knew of at 24" x 15".

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Please marry me.

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i dont believe in marriage, nor do i believe it works. i dont need some ceremony to prove my affection for someone.
now, if you want to room together for the rest of our lives, we could do that.

It's all good.

>now, if you want to room together for the rest of our lives, we could do that.
Yes!

I normally scroll right past these threads, but I gotta ask you guys.. why is it called s/fur?

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guess

>just figured out what h stands for

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Sexy fur?

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Show me your body.

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Because it's filled with faggots talking about how big the dildos they /s/tuff in their asses are.

I want to see your real body. Tall guys are hot.

Seems legit. Just thought I'd ask

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How tall are you?

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He's 6'7, and I'm mad jealous of him.
Viking guys like Brock O'hurn are so fucking hot.

6'7''
2 meters tall

PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR TALL, SEXY BODY

I want to make tall, stronk babies with him!I'm 7'1".

Me too!

aye thats pretty close
i dont have a beard like that though, just the chin. and my arm hair isnt that pronounced.

not even I have any pics of myself.... ima look in my not Cred Forums image folder, sec....

I'm already wet.

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damn dude.

nope just some mountains, shrooms, some other random crap

Take a pic of your body and show me. I want to be your bf, we complement each other perfectly.

7'1" woman, by the way.

i hope you all die

Aw, so do I!

probably shouldnt have started my own thread

>Going to a reunion with some kids I went studying abroad with
>Trip was short but we all kinda bonded
>Excited to be here
>We get a table and start reminiscing about our trip
>All of us are pulling up photos on our phone to show
>Be me looking through my phone for this funny picture
>Quickly scroll past the 2 gbs of furry porn at the top of my gallery
>Girl next to me says something, I pause and look at her to reply with some stupid remark
>She smiles, then side glances at the phone asking about the picture
>Instantly drops the smile
>eyes dart away
>Instantly realize I fucked up
>look back at my phone
>had touched the side of screen, scrolled right up to the middle of my stash
>dragon getting nailed by a futa wolf bdsm
>fuck
>act naturely for the rest of the dinner
>only a matter of time before she tells mutual friends

what do fellow furfags?

Why tho

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They're all terrible

Well I don't see you trying to fix it.

Why would I

I don't know who you are, but literally every time I see one of these threads without fail I always see this picture. Almost always the second one too. I don't know if this is all the work of one man, but damn are you dedicated.

damn gurl. i dont think ive ever met a woman taller than me.
in time, we all gotta die sometime

I don't know. Why would you care in the first place if you don't want to fix it?

Yeah, that's why I just watch nowadays. So much easier to spectate than get involved.

I am God.

I mean, this topic of discussion is better than dildos and height, I'll take it.

complaining just to complain.

I am very fixated on height. Always have been.

Fair enough.

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You're a Viking, I'm an Amazon, let's make tall, stronk babies!

No, he's mine!

Its tempting, but since I dont use the porn I dont get much out of here besides shitposting sneks.

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6.3'
Love to see what you look like

Why, though?

whatacutiepie

Accept your fate, move your furry porn to a different folder and hope it doesn't happen again.

Because I'm very short and was bullied for it a lot. It made me feel weak, like I didn't even deserve to life. I hate being short and I wish I really tall.

Kanye? Is that you?

No. Never, ever call me that faggot again. I hope he dies.

Alternatively, you can turn off your name and do whatever you want. I find joy in that sometimes. That way talking to people is less detrimental to any form of self-established reputation.
And for shitposting.

*was

Hnnnnnnngggg....

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IN THE NIGHT I HEAR EM TALK THE COLDEST STORY EVER TOLD, SOMEWHERE FAR ALONG THIS ROAD HE LOST HIS SOOOOUL, TO WOMAN SO FURLESS

Doesn't make a difference anymore.

Suicide might be the better alternative.

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But old Kanye's god-tier.

I know.
youtube.com/watch?v=m-dAIz2FfmA

You like that idea?

But then who will shitpost?

I don't listen to nigger music.

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everyone else who posts here.

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The more the merrier

Preach it fam

Does anyone have pics of the red/white/black furry robot girl on the spess ship?

I wouldn't put the whole genre of hip-hop under that. Lots of mainstream stuff and newer Kanye, sure, but old Kanye, some underground, most UK hip-hop, etc. are actually good.

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Meh, it's still not my thing. I'm a metalfag who occasionally listens to classical, ambient, and folk. I don't like rap at all.

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>metalfag who occasionally listens to classical, ambient, and folk. I don't like rap at all.

Are you me

i dont know what to say! when there are so many things i want to say!

Probably.

Fair enough.

TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!

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brb i need some icecream

Tell me what dirty things you want to do to me.

>tfw Ethereal will never be my tall, Viking bf

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i want a cuddle buddy. i want someone to spoon with. someone to cook, play vidya, and do drugs with. i want to be that nice guy. but when your 6'7'' all you do is intimidate and no girl ever walks up to you. i wanna run away from it all, and a friend to do it with would be nice...

I don't suppose you like guys, huh?

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im straight if that's what you mean. i dont hang out in Cred Forumsfur, i can appreciate a good male character, but all the gay, cant do it.

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Guys tend to run at the sight of me, unless I'm not wearing a shirt. Then they drool at the sight of my 42G breasts, and forget that I'm 7'1". I like that.

Figures. Joking aside, the reason I'm acting like a dork is because you seem to be one of the only people who understands my struggle, but from a different perspective. It's actually starting to hit me in the feels, man.

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i'd be like: damn she's tall, i need to hug that, because im sick of hugging everyone who is shorter than me.

i was going through the exact same suicidal shit at your age. i went to a mental hospital at one point, damn it got that bad, wtf was i doing!

And I'd let you hug me... and more. Seeing a guy close to my height would be awesome.

Is it really that bad being so tall? I can see how people would be intimidated, but a ton of women like tall guys, and it's been proven that taller men are more successful.
Being short on the other hand is terrible. Imagine being your height, but a woman. Everyone truly would be afraid of you because you completely go against society's ideals. I don't mean to downplay your problems because I'm sure it must be hard, but god damn is it hard and humiliating being shorter than most women.
Jesus, I'm actually tearing up for the first time in I don't know how long. God I hate myself.

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Dash, remember that I deal with that stuff.

Draka, just leave me alone. You're just some stupid 30 year old basement dweller role-playing as a fucking dragon. Ethereal however, feels my pain.
I'm sorry, but I want to be left alone right now.

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im at the point where i believe the cons outweigh the pros of being tall.
i mighta been different a few years ago, it might change back in the future. you just got to roll with the body you have i guess.