Women logic thread? Let's do it faggots

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>All of my female friends
Says something about you, loser.

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>female friends
You should never do this, ever.

GET LIAD PUSSY XD

yeah, that was his mistake right there

I have a girlfriend

Therefore all of my friends that are women are "female friends"

HAHAHA what the fuck man you're retarded.

>Women are fucking retarded
>female friends
>I have a girlfriend

top kek

>Has a girlfriend
>Also has other female friends
You're a risky man user, best of luck to you

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Why would you be friends with a woman you're not planning on fucking?

Oc, btw

This

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> being this much of a virgin

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furry traps would never do this

I'm having a hard time understanding how being friends with women you don't want to fuck will get you laid.

Gay men have women friends. Are you gay?

I see a dick. It's right there.

Like "literally" nobody seems to remember what "trap" means.

its a girl with a penis
they are called traps because "normal" men are afraid of girls having penises

My girlfriend and I live together. I have sex every day. I'm good bro. And if we ever break up I have back ups.

huehuehue

What you don't know is that your girlfriend is having sex 2-3 times a day...

fuck off skinfag

You're a homophobe. There isn't anything wrong with being gay, dude. Just say you're gay. All of this "I'm not gay for sucking cock because it's a girls cock" is just sad, really.

They're called "traps" because it's a... yes, trap. It looks like a girl, but it's actually a guy.

If a girl can have a penis, a dog can be a cat, I can be an AH-1 helicopter.

>female friends
kek

This one hurts me the most; I've lived it.
I would tell my ex I was depressed and she would almost instantly start complaining and making it about herself.
Fucking women

>this thread
>been here too long
It's time to say goodbye, Cred Forums...

So you ARE planning on fucking them? So...i was right?

Would you still be friends with them if you wouldn't try to fuck them when you and your gf break up?

i wouldnt suck their cocks i just dont mind that they have one
anyway take a look at this "guys" vagina. really makes you think

never imagined i would hear insult in my life..

That's a drawing. Did you know that hermaphrodites, the way you think of them, don't actually exist in real life?

Did you know it's actually just girls with an oversized clitoris?

*womyn

the word woman is a subversive ploy by the patriarchy to delineate women as subservient to men

you're pretty stupid

it goes both ways. if its not real then i cant be gay

lol what the fuck is that disgusting creature supposed to even be?
my god, this fur shit just has to stop

you sound like a bigot

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This

its just really depraved in my eyes
animals are beautiful sacred creatures, and to objectify them with our human filth is absurd to me.

b.... benis?

Maybe. But there isn't a SINGLE l, solitary case of a person having an actual functioning penis and vagina.

If you thought about it for a second, or had any knowledge of how the genitals are formed, you would understand.

You see, both males and females start out as fetuses with the same genital "slate".

Depending on if it's XX or XY, hormones affect further development into either female or male gemetailia.

In some rare cases there is an excess of male hormones in an XX fetus, causing the clitoris to be enlarged.

Obviously a person cannot have both female and male genitals because they are both developed from the same single set of genitals.

Not to mention the resulting two, separate urethra and other complications.

could i borrow some of your aspergers medication? i ran out and mom doesnt pick up more until friday

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beta-tier thinking

>assburgers
>posts fur porn
the irony is not lost on me, user.

All women want: safety

nice anime pic kid. i used to beat kids like you up when i was in school

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Hahhahahahahhaha

Thanks for this exhibit of evidence.

What we have here folks is an oversized clitoris.

Notice the lack of glans or any urethral opening.

This is obviously an extreme case and the woman obviously used some "pussy pump" device to engorge the area with blood and further enlarge the clitoris to monster levels.

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nice fur pic kid. i used to beat kids like you up when i was in school

Good point man, you're logically straight

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>nice fur pic kid. i used to beat kids like you up when i was in school
i said shut up

"women logic" is an oxymoron

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its true, in short: men want to be great, women want to be safe.
Women feel safe next to men who are great.

Your jpg sucks
You sucks
Your whole family sucks

I love female outcasts tho
they are always so awesome, like you never se a girl that likes to read, listen to real music or just has some sort deep insights that the rest of women lack
is it a cultural thing? men are certainly dumb too but women are just so fucked up

nonktube dot c0m/video/8893/hermaphrodite-fucks-black-girl-with-her-weird-penis-or-enormous-clit-or-conjoined-twin-brother-and-cums-on-ebony-face

Your mom sucked my whole family last night m8

this

Is it okay to be very good friends with your sisters? one is only 18 months younger than me (yes she is a slut) and the other like 3 years younger (she dreams of raping herself).

Your insecurity shows deeply :-)
Do you mean you picked on kids smaller than you with interests that you didn't like because you were one of those fat goth losers who needed the self esteem boost in any way possible? I knew alot of people like that in high school. I always assume the furries are a mix of the ex-goths and antisocial autists.

This entire thread is so triggering. You kids need to grow up and realize who made you.

Nice fur pic, I used to let kids like you suck me off when I was in school

I'm not watching that.

Obviously some porn video is going to overturn the wealth of medical knowledge and everything we know about gender.

This. This so fucking much. Not just girls alot of people. Spend HOURS AND HOURS collecting their own version of internet points on facebook, instagram and twitter. But im a dork for spending my time playing vidya?

Like im not defending the habit of vidya or whatever, but if you spend equal time on social networks and shit you are no different.

You both deserve to burn in hell

But they always want more safety elsewhere

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See this below
a nigger femanons logic
/thread

really makes you think

I cant think of anything that would make someone deserve eternal torture, but okay.

>dreams of raping herself
How?! Literally how? There is no possible way to rape yourself. First off, literally fucking yourself cant really be done for both genders, second if you DO manage to fuck yourself you are in complete control and because of that its consensual and therefore not rape.

>m8
My mom's dead, you britbong bitch nigger, so you're admitting to being a degenerate necrophiliac.

He probably meant she fantasizes about rape, like most women do.

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This is an example of bait

of course, take this guy as an example,
why would a woman want a man who spends his time on whatever vidya is?
the issue is not vidya, the issue is that this guy does not strive to build something great, so she will look for that in someone else.
Just follow your purpose and the right woman will stick to you

Just look in the mirror, queer

The maggots give a nuanced vibration element, it's great.

>queer

But I'm straight

am i the only one who prefers the left side?

Nah, theres lots of gays out there.

Why would a man want a woman who spends all day on Facebook and social networks?

Nuh-uh

Call me gay one more time and I'll suck your dick myself, daggot. Test me.

>hermaphrodite fucks black girl with her:

>weird penis
>enormous clit
>conjoined twin brother

I lol'd at the video name, but I don'thave any intention of watching it.

Feminist Logic
>I was drunk
>I was raped

thats just one type of woman
why would a man want a woman who spends all day reading?
why would a man want a woman who spends all day working out?
a man wants a woman that is happy in the comfort zone,
if you are looking for someone who wants to be great above everything else, you are looking for a man, or a masculine woman
and if you are a feminine man, who does not want to make decisions and just feel safe, you will be fine with that

is she retarded she said ok thats consent if she changed her mind about it then she should of said so

So then why did you ask why a woman would want a man that plays video games?

Why would a woman want a man that reads?

Why would a woman want a man that watches tv?

strawpoll.me/11248578

...........................................................................................................................................................................................................you're...........gay?

Are you paid for doing this, you queer?

you forgot to mention that in my question there as this phrase: "spends all day"

was*

ass*

Oh, I see. So nothing is expected of women so they can spend all day watching lifetime movies and browsing Facebook and its acceptable because they have nothing to contribute anyway.

Am i understanding correctly?

Time to abandon thread.

thanks, user.

i love b8 threads. i know taking b8 is cancer, but it's nice to vent at someone knowing you can't actually hurt them, since they don't exist.

I might have expressed myself badly. What I meant is that women feel attracted to men who show her that nothing in the world can stop them (men who strive to be great).
This happens because this way, women feel safe, they don´t have to worry about anything harming them.
Men feel attracted to women who show interest in their life because it makes them feel great.
If you challenge the world to achieve whatever you want, some woman will feel attracted to you, and interested in you in a way that she wont want to spend all day on facebook, she will want to spend all day making sure life together is as comfortable as possible.
A god example is a sales pitch to a man vs to a woman. When you sell to a man, you show how the item will make him awesome. When you sell to a woman, you show how the item will provide her safety.
Just don't be shocked if women don't want some loser who has no aspirations
It sucks that there are few women who want more than just comfort, but thats the way it is

>how? There is no possible way to rape yourself.

I had the same fucking question. She dreams that she is both the male raping and the female being raped. And she switched durring the dream from beign one to the other. She isn't even into Trans shit. Thinks its pointless. Doesen't have any of the other kinda degeneracy.

no piercings, tatoos. can get her to look at Cred Forums sometimes with me. Is into allot of hindu shit she picked up living in India for a few years. She worships this Hindi God that is both male and female at the same time.
Our mom died when we were young. definitely fucked in the head a little.

These are so fucking relateable
Current GF use to talk about porn and had a porn blog or some shit.
One time I mention watching porn of a fetish we shared amd it gave me an idea.
She went the fuck off on me amd even at least 6 months later will bring up how much of a pig I am for watching porn while were together.
I'll try defending myself about her admittong to watching porn and running a blog but "porn is only girls getting fucked the guys dont matter" so ill ask her oh so youre gettong off to ONLY the girl right? Fucking went silent and gave the most inconvincing "yeah..." She still shoves it in my face to this day and the only counter argument is the focus of porn is the females so shes justified. We both agreed to quit watching it but fuck she can hold a double standard and a grudge forever.

While still never admittong her counterargument is bullshit.

Found the normalfag/aspie

Stay on 9gag where you'll actually fit in

This right here pisses me off.

>We both agreed to quit watching it but fuck she can hold a double standard and a grudge forever.
Fucking CUCK

My girlfriend doesn't give a shit that I watch porn?
Who the fuck would? They're girls on a screen.

Dear fucking user: Just dare her to go find a guy who doesn't masturbate to porn AND can satisfy her. I will bet you any amount of money she can't and this is all just a front for her massive insecurities. She doesn't want you beating it to other women because she knows that if anyone with actual depth and/or real sexual prowess were to be interested in you that she'd be broomed. Call her out on this faggotry. Will there be a battle? Yes. But follow it with this if she gets irrational: "I expected you to be able to talk about this/ I thought we were at a level in our relationship that we could have this discussion" and if you have to absolutely finish her off, but be prepared for the blast radius: "I want to talk about this with you when you're calmed down."