I need to jack off. Read me an erotic story word by word

I need to jack off. Read me an erotic story word by word.

She

wears

your

mother

will

on

die

FUCK

in

Haram

batcave

ok

your mother will die in her sleep tonight nothing can save you unless you rip her skin and stick it in your anus while she screams HORK HORK HORK

He

wuz

HORK

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pudding

Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!

Snake

It was one of those nights again, the sun setting behind the horizon far too soon, casting shadows in my apartement where I'd rather have none. There was especially this one shadow, always bidding me good night, caused by that stupid lamp I had to buy at that yard sale. It was probably the artistic side of me who liked it, the wide thick base abruptly ended by what would be closest resembled to a tall slank thornbush. It's beyond ugly but I love it, and best of all, it reminds me of him.

Cont?

this is bob, bob edge on is cat, it cat edge on bob. the finnality is /...MY SAUCE

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Copy pasta not even directed lol