Green text thread!

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classic

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bumpppp

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kek
alpha af

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last one
someone else contriboot

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that's fuckin nothin,i leave the toilet looking like a fucking abattoir on a daily basis

> Replying to a 2012 greentext caption

Jesus Christ...

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Kek

Anyone got pt2?

Theres a part 2 to the catfishman?

this is easily the best greentext produced by Cred Forums since pic related.

this pic.

There's 3 parts, I think? It's a long wild ride.

I've only heard rumours but yeah also I thought it was the Don one...

Anyone got pt 2

Yes

I vaguely remember a greentext about some dude walking behind some girl and tries to speed up to overtake, but because he's a fat shit just ends up right behind her panting and sweating.
Anyone got that one?

Nope but here's a goodie

And another

I would like to read that though

That's from a movie you dick head

imgur.com/a/rs3tC
imgur.com/a/X0ban
part 2 and 3
vocaroo.com/i/s0TysPn9odvT
and the theme song

sorry forgot to mention its catfish man

Why do people assume that I post it because it's true

It's from law and order not a movie if you're going to try be smart,at least get your facts straight, faggot

And it's meant to be satirical
Get off your high fucking horse and develop a sense of humour.

Anyone got the second Don one?

You are catfish man?

i NEED more
best one so far

no idiot its about catfishman

No pal constantly on the look out though be vigilant

Classic catfish man.

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youll never catch catfishman

I don't want to catch you I wish you'd continue your work forever

requesting one where some fag were at gym and just ran from a girl coz he didn't have a car or something

That's somewhere in this thread bro lurk harder

There you go I did the work for you -_-

>-_-

Kill yourself

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ u mad?

Y u so mad tho

oh the fuck my bad

tyty

>¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Drink sulfuric acid

Welcome my man.

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Relax, "oldfag."

Tl;dr you fucking nigger.

How isn't this thread 404 yet?

> be in primary school
> be a good kid
> do something bad once
> get held in at lunch and told to do 3 pages of lines
> draw lines on paper, literally

> teacher says nothing

> be in high school, finally click

Such is life

Here's some oc to save the thread

What did the teacher actually mean by 3 lines?

You are suppose to write what you have done wrong over and over again

Like at the start of the simpsons

motherfucking legendary

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Are you really that stupid, or just terrible at trolling?

golden.

not green, but stil funny

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wtf was that ?

It was excellent.

Not a true green text story, but it has green text in it.

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Best greentext thread I've seen in a while not green text but still funny

Anyone got no tomato for the potato?

Seriously though, that is way too fucking long. When you post something that long, a tl;dr is necessary. Tried to skim it for context but that shit might as well be written in shona or some shit.

lol your getting mad at someone for useing a emoji? your one sad little dude, my nig

read it you fucking degenerate
FEEL BOMB

no thanks. ill just close this thread and go for a smoke. when i say tl;dr, I FUCKING MEAN IT

there you go.

your loss

YEEEEES MAH NIGGUH

TL;DR: man tells story keks and zozzles were had.