This shit is going on as you guys are reading so listen up.
>going over to my m8's place to chill and watch some shit-tier animes >m8 tells me about this thing he heard last week that really spooked him >he was taking his dog out at 4am >he hears out of fucking nowhere a bloodcurtling screech from nearby >holyfuckingshit.jpg >m8 said it sounded like an animal, maybe a bird, but nothing that would be immediately recognizable >m8's dad confirms he's never heard anything like it >damnson.png >I'm like, "Oi, we gotta find whatever this thing is and fucking kill it." >m8's dad agrees, says he'll pay us if we kill it, since the fucking screeches keep him up at night >fuckyeah.gif
Continue?
Charles Gutierrez
instantly bored
Joseph Richardson
Bumping for interest
Julian Reyes
>shit sounds spooky man, so we give it a name >stupid name = less spooky >we name him Steve >we fucking hate Steve
>here's the gameplan: we wait till midnight and go around and see what we find >if it's an animal of some sort, we fucking kill it >we have some makeshift weapons: a slingshot with pennies for ammo, and a aluminum pipe from a broken drum set >plus some flashlights taped to baseball hats
>thetimehascome.jpeg >we get fucking ready, and we head out
We can provide photo evidence if requested.
Lucas Sanders
continue poof
Christopher Murphy
agreed, continue I need to get to sleep please bore me
Ian Howard
this is the mothman. something really really bad gonna happen.
Mason Morgan
already bored but nothing better so please continue
Nathan Taylor
>>we put down the slingshots >>my friend enters my asshole
Nicholas Bailey
goddammit now I'm wide awake
James Bailey
Op is dead
Ryder Kelly
>we head out around the block first, it's about midnight >weapons are primed, ready for the Steve apocalypse >out of the corner of my eye, I see movement >I flash my m8 and he looks over >ohshit.png >we hear fucking growling >fuckfuckfuck >its a stray dog, its rabid, foam around the mouth and everything >we're fucking petrified, this thing is like, about to fucking kill us >that's when we realized >the dog is an Agent Of Steve >I didn't think about it, I just shot the thing with the slingshot as hard as I could >penny hit it straight between the eyes >thankslincoln.png >fucking dog isn't even phased >the power of Steve is too much for us, the dog has become immune >my m8 is about to shit his pants
Wyatt Wood
Bump
Lucas Phillips
bump
Hunter Diaz
>the dog fucking charges at me, full force >I'm trying to get another penny in the slingshot, but the dog gets to me first >with the power of Steve running through it's veins, it tackles me to the ground >thing must've been a shepard or a retriever >I'm on the ground trying to fight this thing off, my slingshot is now out of reach >my m8 yells some shit and runs over >he takes a swing with the pipe >hits him right in the neck >bonescracking.mp3 >dogs screams and fucks right off >tfw my m8 just saved my life >Steve is after us, he knows we're coming for him
Lucas Hughes
This is boring.
Jordan Sullivan
Got anymore OP, or are you still making shit up?
Anthony Scott
this. but continue OP, I'm bored
Zachary Green
i love how were all super bored but still here
Levi Williams
it's called solidarity brother
Ryan Davis
There better be some dinosaurs in your story.
Justin Allen
...
Adam Walker
I'm here because I'm wondering if this will be epic or just retarded. Because so far, it's kind of retarded.
Thomas Thomas
dude this.
William Jones
Fjibfynnogf
Carson Edwards
>we decide to get back to home base, grab a breath and reestablish the plan
>new plan: find Steve, don't die >fuckingbrilliant.png >I restock on pennies and we head out >start going towards the unlit sections of the neighborhood, we figure Steve hides in the shadows >we walk around for a bit, nothing really strange happens >we pass by an empty lot >there's a lot of noise coming from it >not like huge sounds, but a lot of bushes rustling and leaves crunching >we get closer to see what the fuck is up >shine the flashlights on the lot, see an asston of bunnies >they all look at us simultaneously >I have my slingshot ready, and m8 has his pipe in hand, but there's no way we can take them all at once >we were right
>fucking bunnies attack >more Agents Of Steve >they just rush at us, so we start going ham >rapidfire.gif >I unload about a dollars worth of pennies on these bunnies and my m8 goes full fucking babe ruth on the rest
Nicholas Ortiz
tl;dr: Hear a noise. Spoopy.
Camden Morales
Trips tells the truth
Owen Perry
But it's almost winter
Ayden Nguyen
I feel I'm contributing too much to this thread by posting in it. Hurry up OP before you lose your following.
Grayson Sanders
dude keep going
Jace Richardson
Srs m8? u got attacked by bunnies, so spoopy
John Young
Pic of bunnies or sharpie in the pooper
Samuel Morales
dis better be good
Asher Green
this OP. show dead bunnies
Dylan Smith
Heil winter chan
Charles Roberts
Deliver proof faggot. You said you could provide evidence.
Cooper Adams
>they are overwhelming us >we can't take Steve's onslaught >fuckingabort.webm >we get the hell out of there, the bunnies don't follow >it's about 1 am >wewlad.png >m8 is like "Oi we can't beat him. Steve is too powerful." >I'm starting to believe him, this power is beyond our capabilities >we start back to base >we see devildog, but this time he fucks off, knowing better than to fuck with us we're about halfway back when we see him >ohfucknonigger.jpeg >It's fucking Steve >STEVE >my m8 panics >I almost shit my pants
Pic related, one of the dead bunnies
Grayson Campbell
>after killing the rabid army of Steve, we run farther into the woods >m8 is gasping for air >begin jerking off for no reason >unload a dollars worth of semen on m8
Matthew Hall
Thought it was nighttime?
David Gutierrez
>Pretty bright considering it was 1am >Filename not consistent with phone/digital camera filenames
Calling you out on your bullshit now. Fuck you for getting me to read all of this.
Nathan Cook
>TL;DR
>two dumbass 12 year old kids go around the neighborhood killing and terrorizing people's pets and helpless animals because they are total pussies that heard a scary noise
Cooper Carter
Welp, inconsistent newfag, I'm out of here. You're terrible at this and should reattempt your story later.
Matthew Bennett
OP is a fag wast it supposed to be midnight? You could some nice story here but you fuck it up.
Evan King
this
Nathaniel Baker
>he's just standing there, staring at us >I raise my slingshot to aim, but he just fucking snatches it from my hands >my m8 is fucking crying >I decide to fucking talk to him >I ask him what he wants, we just want to live
"I'ma need about tree fiddy."
>It was around this time I realized Steve was 7 stories tall and a crustacean from the paleolithic era. That damned Loch Ness Monster had gotten me again! "Damnit, Monstah, I ain't given you no tree fiddy" I yelled as he swam away.