>brushing teeth
>look down
>see this
>wat do
Brushing teeth
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panic cause I obviously don't feel my penis anymore if I can concentrate on brushing teeth while this happens...
Shoot the bitch, I ain't fucking with no freaky shit
scream bloody murder i don't know these womens.
Squirt my toothpaste all over her face
I wouldn't be brushing my teeth in that situation you stupid cuck
Turn 360 degrees and walk out
Recommend the toothpaste brand to all of my friends
Floss
I would start praising Allah for making my dick bigger, and proving that women will flock to it
wake up
Ask who these girls are and what video I might find them in
sauce
If you turned 360 degrees you'd be facing the same way..
I would also do this. sauce?
looks like OP never had a bj
Question where my foreskin went and then scream because one bitch is trying to rip my dick off.
newfag
Wonder why she took OP's tooth brushing routine.
get weirded out cause my cock is like half that size
Thanks, now it's time to
...
>muslim
time to kill yourself shitskin
>wonder how my dick grew so much
>probably bust a big ass nut
>muslim
>shitskin
muslim is a ideology not a skin type lol fail
put my phone away so i dont drip toothpaste all over it
Welcome newfriend
Facebook.
You don't come here often, do you?
You a hawaiin local?
This is your first day, isn't it?
Like clockwork
>Trolls trolling trolls tolling trolls....
People seem to forget that this is what Cred Forums is.
cum
Samefag trying to act like an oldfag.
Newfag
smile, then wake up from the dream
Pee, obviously.
...
Close laptop lid; I can fap later. Dental hygiene is more important.
>write inane greentext
Blue balls are a medical emergency.
>exploding blue balls
vs
>smelly breath
/thread
Samefag, just leave already.
>develop blue balls
>balls turn purple
>turn black
>starts rotting
>fly lands
>lays eggs
>million of maggots crawling on your balls
Always jerk off daily kids
Samefag.
feelsgoodman enjoy the moment
Michael?