Hey, what's this guy called again?

Dan "open wider and pop a cyanide inside her" Shneider

Checked

Dan " the man who brutally rapes 10-15 year old girls (preferably), torturtures them in the process in front of the other children, fuckes the remaining life out of them, dismembers and tosses body parts into a river and repeat with the other girls " Shneider

Well... That got darker.

Looks like John Candy

Dan 'Vagina Miner then Spunk Inside Her' Schneider

Uncle

Dan "spread her legs wider" Schneider.

Dan " is that shit on my dick " Schneider

While he may not have actually sexually penetrated any of the girls.
I can guarantee that he probably sucked on the toes of most of the girls.

Ok I lost it to this one

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Dan "First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm" Schnieder

These all read like a Dr Seuss poem

fucking goddammit
>RIP in piece my sides

Dan "the young mans can" schneider

Dan "the man, get in the van, hold her tighter shes a fighter, spread her legs wider hymen divider" schnieder

Call him pimp fucked a whole alot of Disney Nick stars

Wreck-it Schneider

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i dont know why but "hymen divider" is what got me....

Dan "the young fags man" schneider

I think it's Dan 'the man in the windowless white van' Schneider

Dan "the creampie man" Schneider

Dan "old enough to count, old enough to fuck" Schneider

Dan "Hose to their Soles" Schneider

Dan "you will take his hand" Schneider

Dan "sandman" Schneider

Dan "I love em young" Schneider

Dan "the Cred Forums man" schneider

Dan "I'll suck her toes and kiss her soles as her body gets cold" Schneider

top kek good sir

Nice

Checked

Checked, dayumm!

witnessed

Nice work

fuck you

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Dan *lorry full of loli* Shredder

Nice sexts

FUCKING CHECKED

I'm honoured that this was a reply to me on my thread.

kek is here

Sweet god, that's beautiful

CHECKEM

top wasted good sir

lmao that other guy had sexts so nobody cares about your quads, feel bad for you man but CHECKED

Witnessed

Dan "The Penetrator" Schneider

Good post

you shouldn't be, all you did was post a line that gets reposted anytime this thread gets made

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Dan 'the man with the plan, to get you in the van, spread'em wide here comes the ham' Schneider

His name is Dick em Down Dan

WTF is going on here?

His name is Peter Filiak.

(Say it out loud.)

TOP KEK GOOD SIR

Dan "The last one ran" "This is the last all-nighter" Schneider

Dan "the man with a plan" Schneider

I HAVE TO BE PART OF THIS

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Dan " welcome to good burger home of the good burger can i take your order " Schneider

If all this is true, why didn't Dan get got like Fogle?

Dan 'The man's too dank' Shneider

user was here

What, are they going to arrest every pedophile in Hollywood? The city would shut down.

Kek Kek Kek

Holy fucking shiieettt

Nice

Dan "old enough to pee? Old enough for me" Schneider

Alternatively
Dan "if there's grass on the field, play ball!" Schneider

Dan "Hold her by the ponytails and ride her" Schneider

noice

Dan "the ones that fight are better" Schneider

Omg!! Is that "Ricky" from Better Off Dead??

Uncle Mike Hunt

So what's the proof that he actually does this?
>not a newfag

best quads I've ever witnessed

No proof it's just a shitty meme based on the fact that he makes kids shows and some images like OP's

Dan " if her age is on the clock she gets the cock " shnider

Dan " but mister i poop from there " shnider

>$180,000 per Icarly episode
>+100 episodes
Bitch sold well her body. What wise girl wouldn't jump at that chance? She is set for life thanks to Dan's feet obsession.

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he cant keep getting away with it

This fuckin guy

Dan "If you want on Nick, you gotta take the dick" Schneider

legend

Dan "Grande Grinder" Schneider

sweeeeeet

Poor thing is dead inside.
I heard she was taken in turn by an entire football team. Can anyone confirm?

One in a million

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witness

Your number is one in a million too ya dingus

wew!!

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>replies to sexts
>gets trips

I have nothing! No one! Do your worse!

Apparently at a massive party, the football team roofied and roughly gangbanged her at her freshman year. More than 40 guys came inside her that night. It's a old big rumor at USC, but I never saw a single proof of it. Probably it's just a urban legend like the Clara Bow gangbang, but who knows. Hollywood people are so crazy...

Dan "Preteen Rider" Schneider

Quads for truth!

Thanks for all the faps, based Dan.

hardy har har

Dan "My Fist's Better Drier" Schneider

Urban legend. Rumor. And some dimbass would've talked by now.

edgy

If there's Grass on the Infield.....the game started already and you're LATE

Jamie-Lyn's baby daddy is secret, she left Hollywood, somebody did it and a production exec was rumored.

Duh.

youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ

put me in the screencap

Put me in screencap.

kek

Dan "Child on My Glans" Schneider

Stop this fucking shit, kys. Either say something funny to earn your place or stfu

fyi, she was fucked just by three players. Nothing special at college parties. But ya know how college rumors works; people love to exaggerate it.

kill yourself faggot put that in the screen cap

I keep trying, but I just cannot die.

Dan is innocent. He is a very good person actually.

that face looks like its been fighting back tears

>tissue in hand

fuuuuuuuck

tricked by trips

I REPLIED TO 6 CONSECUTIVE SAME DIGITS

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calm down, Dan

No fucking way

Bullshit. Do you really think he fucked Miranda for a role at Drake and Josh? For the love of God, she was 8 or 9 years old!!

Dan 'just don't cum inside her' Schneider

>8 or 9 years old!
just how he likes em

It's all your fault, Dan.

Nice thumbnail asshat. He is called winner.

Just how I like them

What is he? 6'6?

Why, that's good ol' Dan "I've seen inside 'er" Schneider, who else?

Dan "why deny her" Schneider

Hi, Dan.

Amazing sexts

Jack Black was first probably.

She´s crying? The things she saw.

No, it's Blunden from Head of the Class.

Just imagine her nightmares. Wonder if she thinks that all that money and fame was worth it.

Black and white Jack

dan "reply or ur mom is dad" Schneider

hnnnngggg

What fantastic bread

DAN SCHNEIDER IS THE ANTICHRIST

Dream job forever

Dan "The Cum Goblin Man" Schneider

OH
MY
GOD
DAN SCHNEIDER IS OUR NEW GOD
SPREAD THE NEWS

>schneider's bakery
Bravo Dan

Chester The Molester?

a single tear in Cred Forums's eye as we hail the sexts

>Dan "Kisses For Candybars" Schneider

>Dan "Lemme tickle ya butthole" Schneider

Muh dik, Whytes Wimmenz, muh dik...

:OOOO

Cunt

I'd say he's Dirty Dan.

God the queen good sir

OI! put me in the screencap you cunt!

hi mum

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I said dayuuuuuum

Dan "I will always get more pussy than you" Schneider

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fuck me in the ass. Fucking quints. Good job mister user. You can die now like a hero.

Why would there be a screencap of a wasted get you mongoloids?

ayy

Check'd, dayum

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WET PUSSYS!!!

bump

I ain't clicking that shit

Dan "living the dream" Schneider

It's actually true

Dan "do the dollies" Schneider

Why is it always a jew?

CHECKED

HOW DID HE DO IT? THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN.

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cyka blyat

holy fuq

is that kobe bryant?

Dan "taking it to the man" schneider

top sexts, good sir

So, who got raped more?

Your new is showing, you disgusting fucking autists.

Also HAHAHA THE NUMBERS ARE THE SAME AND THEY ARE REPEATING HAHAH SIMPLY EPIC QUOTE THE POST QUOTE THE POST AND THERE WILL BE A LOT OF REPLIES EPIC THREAD Cred ForumsROS HAHA EPIC THE SAME NUMBERS ARE EPIC HAHA :d

Fu

autism

>friendly reminder Miranda cucked Dan with the entire football team
she had the last laugh kek

What an entirely original, well thought-out and original post, you absolute fucking toilet. Off yourself.

even more autism

Cosgrove is on some basketball niggas penis, I wonder how they will have sex.

:^)

Enjoy your adolescence, you fucking spastic.

Dan "HOLY SHIT SHE'S GETTING AWAY! GRAB HER!" Schneider

When will we see Miranda with a large black man like Jenette?

fuck you

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epic

way to go

Well that...that got depressing

God bless y9u kind sir. Your kek put you in goat status. Well played.

I thought it was Jocky Wilson...

>not knowing that this is what actually happens

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Christ...

>literally 10 plus years in
>people still care about dubs

You guys are fags, I'm sorry

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user right now

Hugh Mungus

Put me in the screenshot pls

Double triples

hehehe

underrated

NOICE

witnessed

Pedo Pan

fuck you

DAN "THE RECTUM REKTER" SCHNEIDER

It's Dan "if you wan to be on Nick, gotta suck muh dick" Schneider

LOVE THIS ONE.