Please Cred Forums

>quints
that was so close to exceeding your expectations... by a long way

Cred Forums is not your personal toy nor army, fuck off

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What are you talking about? I just wanted everyone to shut up so I can count to five.

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haha no

then fucking count to five, what are you autistic?

Okay let's try this again.

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You are so new right now.

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>acuses of being new
>"please Cred Forums"

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i was going to go with irish, but you are american so i will excuse your lack of world knowledge.

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Jose thee

free

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nigger

This a get thread now?

What's going on in this thread?

no its a math primer for pre kindergarten kids

Check em

OMG its super special really. we should spread the word

This is not a get thread, if i get dubs ill drink 1 spoon of bleach

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wow captain lightning combo breaker

well done faggot

thank

>get thread confirmed

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Fag

>checks all the dubs
>gets dubs

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Did you say something offensive to my lady? Did you say something that I find inappropriate?

Yes, she is my lady. No, we are not dating, but I consider her mine. Not as property perhaps, but as equals. I am a knight, good sir. I fight for the values of women online.

I do also own five sets of plate mail, two sets of chain mail, and fifteen claymore swords. Also two battle-axes; mostly for LARPing, but I also have some real shit.

I will cut you the fuck up. I'm gonna come to your house. I will fight you with my bare fists (probably covered in chain mail because that would give me a little bit of an advantage). I will have my brother, Steven, who I share a bedroom with in my mother's apartment - I will have my brother Steven polish my armor after he's done with his next round of Call of Duty, and I will take you out! I will take you the fuck out! I will make sure that you never speak such harmful, awful, inappropriate things to my lady again.

If you say one more fucking word on the internet, I'm going to show you what a knight can do. I will be able to backtrace your IP using my hacker skills. One time, I hacked my mom's boyfriend's Facebook page, and said "lol, I am a faggot," and now people think he's gay! And his mother has disowned him, I think. My mom and him are still dating, but I'm sure it damaged his credibility a lot. He once left his laptop on; that means I'm a hacker now!

I have so many powers you can't imagine. I have a 178 IQ. I did and IQ test on Facebook, and it said this was a very, very high number. I know that I'm smarter than you. More cleverer than you. More smarterest than you can EVER imagine or believe. I am a knight of many principles. I'm very, very strong, and very, very handsome. YOU can't stop me! YOU can't take back what you've done! All you can do now is apologize and beg for your life.

This, and only this, will please me...

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Fucks your problem boy

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bruh nice dubs, witnessed

newfaggotry confirmed ITT

the only way to get combos is to wait until the thread is on its last legs on page 10, with no one interested anymore, then post your combo with a sprinkling of sage.... if you know what i mean

>the only way
>implying I haven't gotten combos on a fresh thread without sage

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ahh, the pooper scooper. reminds me of my teen years. I'd scoop the poop with one of these bad boys to make sure my asshole was as clean as it could get before letting my bf shove his pencil peeper as deep as he could

>My goal is to get this thread to post limit without counting to five

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sorry I broke your rocket user uwu
have a butt for your troubles

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cheeeeeeeeeeck

get outta here with your nonsense

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you know that doesnt count

ayyy lmao look at that, doobely doos

np bro, take my rare spidy

You know you just fucked my shit up

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WHOAH! THAT's a RARE spidy!!! have a rare pidgey too

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oh noes!

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Not again you fucking faggot

What is happening right now? I feel like there is something I'm missing

Wun

Too

welcome to Cred Forums

enjoy your stay but please dont eat all the cheetos and stay away from micks ex, she will actually bite

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Dubs dubs dubs

>not a number faggot
God stop please

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how is that even a sextoy?

is it used to cup balls like pic related?

this thread is حائل الشيطان

FUCK I LOST THE THREAD

Yeah!!

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FUcK you

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And it shall be remembered as the only time someone counted up to 5 in Cred Forums

see

الرقم بها زنجي
huehuehue
I'm not telling

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اللعنة عليك

The things we actually give a fuck even though we say we don't so that we won't look stupid and have others shit on us and I get the feelings this is turning way beger than it was suposed to and I CANT FUCKING STOP HELP MEEEEEAAAAAAAzaAA

??? are you on the wrong tab or something

>Too small
>Fail

Maybe I am, maybe I'm not, maybe you'll never know!!!

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thread's over dude

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Eat a dick

how will that solve anything?

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Nigger.

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Μαλακα

uno

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I will be refreshing this thread until it dies instead of finishing my thesis. I am literally putting my career on the line to stop you from counting to 5. I like to put sage on top of things too.

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cinco!

трахают мягко

saging helps people count you dope

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noMbrES SIMILARES

I win

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

FUCKING HOLY KEK!

damn danny boy
the pipes the pipes are calling
from glennhill glenn
and down the mountainside

I did get all the trips tho so SUCK it

I did count to five though, so suck that

Are you op? Because something tells me ur a fagot

Yes sir, I am OP, but you are the faggot.

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Nice try fag.

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check em

Doesnt count has to be numbers
Those are just words

You are free to try again tho

fuck your shit faggot, we do whatever the fuck we want. fucking cancer patient, get the fuck outta here.

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