I got this girl's number at the club last night. She said she's got a boyfriend but we can meet for 'friendly dates'...

I got this girl's number at the club last night. She said she's got a boyfriend but we can meet for 'friendly dates', whatever that means. What do I write her to get her to fuck me?

Hey, fuck me.

Fuck her bf it will scramble her

she already wants to fuck you stupid retard why would she have given you her number otherwise

"Friendly dates" means friends with benefits

how are so many of you young fucks SO DENSE LOL

Means she trying to decide if your going to be her new bf or just sone stupid fuck who buys her stuff.

She's keeping her options open. If you don't get the vibe after the first tworld meetings ditch her. Or on these meeting have her be your wing man for other girls, like waitress or whatever. Doesn't matter if it works it's just to annoy her.

I know she fancies me, I just wanna know what to write so everything goes smoothly

>make thread on Cred Forums
>type literally anything
>290 gullible, socially-stunted teens appear and instantly believe everything you type

Fuck off with this cringe, you massively lonely 14 year old sperglet.

I wouldn't believe the story either I guess. It's true nonetheless, I just got really lucky. Might wanna add that she is probably in a long distance relationship even though I don't know for sure.

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IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT

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IF YOU DON'T DIE YOUR MOTHER WILL HAVE SEX WITH ME TONIGHT

How can I fulfill the parameters of your request without knowing your location? What have you done?!

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Not going to happen OP

SPOILER: If you feel the need to make a post on Cred Forums about how you might have sex, you're not going to be having sex.

Well I'm a robot at heart so it was the natural thing to do for me. It was the second time I went clubbing and apparently girls like me after all.

Send her a dickpic and wait for the response

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The only people who actually want dick pics are 42 year old plumbers pretending to be 18 year old girls. ffs, you retards. Girls don't want fucking dick pics, you losers.

Some do though.

Tell her boyfriend. Then she'll be single and you'll be a shoo-in

What mormon church town are *you* from where there are no girls who occasionally want *attractive* dick-pics?

what a bitch, rape that cunt then send her to hell, also after you fucked her, tell her bf about it

heh, to bad miss bloom don´t take dick

Say "I want to take you up on your offer"

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Take her out and be super aggro. You are already close to friend zone. Nothing to lose bro.

>lonely awkward 14 year olds give dating advice to lonely awkward 14 year old

She's casting her net wide so that whenever she wants company her chances are high of having some. You're less than friendzone, you're not even a tampon. Fix your life.

I'm going to do something very nice for you OP. Do you have kik? I will guide you through a convo if you want.

>because OPs cool story is totally real 4 realz

How fucking lonely are you, son?

Your girl does some softcore porn OP

not lonely, I'm just satan

Of course you are.

>Your simple asserting it's a fake story makes it a fake story.

It's a pretty common occurance. Go outside sometime. And when you get older, you can even go to the strip club where the dancers will do the same thing if you're a looker or have enough money.

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what are u, 12? it's 18+ here

alright user here is some great advice that will stop you from fucking everything up in your text game

KEEP IT AS SHORT AS POSSIBLE
ask her to go somewhere with you
setup a time
maybe flirt for 5 mins
then don't text her again at all until you see eachother IRL

(You)

>it's 18+ here
>btw rate this girl from my facebook
>also can some richfag buy me this game on steam?
>it's 18+ here

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She wants to fuck but that is all OP. She doesn't want a relationship because she already has one. Whatever you say you let her know you have no interest in being friends nor looking for a gf. Girl in a relationship at a club is looking for a hook up with no strings attached. You guys need to learn to fuck them that night not try to get to know them. I've fucked girls against the wall outside the club and both of us go back inside and go separate ways.

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