Son comes home

>son comes home
>looks like this

Wat do?

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fug him

nothing

>Damnit Carl!

Shake my head, say "you're not my son", turn 360 degrees, then walk away.

But that's a girl pretending to be a boy...
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Incest

>turn 360 degrees
>walk into son

>under 18
Deal with it
>18 or over
Gtfo of my house

Get him a life, and then a hobby that doesn't involve sucking dicks.

kys faggit

I said walk AWAY

Pfff, retard

put a wig on him, rape him

Beat the shit out of the little bastard til he's freed of his mental illness - and remind him all the time that it's because I care.

bend him over and fuck that little twink in the ass, just like every day since he was 7

make babies with her

Buy him a couple more faggy party boy shirts then ice cream.

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found the pedagogy student

raep

Any boy dressing like that is asking to get kissed right on the lips

Thank you, thank you. I try to spread wisdom as much as possible.

I'mean genuinely concerned for half the replies in this thread.

I mean, how could you NOT fuck that?

>Say "Well, time fly when you're a faggot"

Really?

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It's actually the anons like yourself who fall for the "You'd be facing the same way" posts who are the newafgs.

it's time for cave adventure

hello, newfriend

it's actually you, the ones who fall for the "Found the newfag" posts who are the newafgs

I'd paddle his little tooshy but good.

Yeah
Tbh cancer like you ruin Cred Forums
Why does it matter if you're a newfag, I've only been here for like 2 months but the community is mostly good, keep in mind the mostly bit...

Why should time on Cred Forums make you less important, or more importantly, a faggit.
Surely it's more of the experiences than time taken.

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Not say anything because it'd be your child ignorant fuck

this is exactly what a newfag would say

Probably nothing, my daughter has more potential in life anyways it seems.

Tell him that he failed and ought to look like this (pic related)

I'd date him, no homo

>tell son to drop pants, bend over.
>undo zipper
>penetrate son with diamond hard dick
>ut-oh, it's a ruse
>suck son back through dick into testicles
>go upstairs, fuck wife
>cum inside her
>get new, less disappointing son

Love him unconditionally, life is going to be hard for him.

winrar

Back of my ring-hand

>My son is gonna be fragile as fuck and blame everyone else's for his faggotry
>I'm a bad father

>under 18
let them continue
>over 18
let them suck my dick

Wait, who are you? how did you get in my house? My son, what? I'm pretty sure you're in the wrong house, I don't have kids.

My son is already a disappointment is what I'm saying
Being a homo would at least help explain it

It's actually you who fall for the "It's actually the anons like yourself who fall for the "You'd be facing the same way" posts who are the newafgs", who are the newfags.

Wow...

Make him start listening to heavy metal.

lewd

Rape him out of rage and hate. Walk upstairs and rape wife for giving birth to a fag son

tell my wife to mix extra zinc through his food

james hetfield used to look like amy schumer
[spoiler] also why the fuck do i have to do 2 captcha minigames now [/spoiler]

Tell him that even this guy could kick his ass, and 97% of men could kick his.

Ass him if he wants his ass kicked.

Then tell him to gain 50 lbs and grow a beard.

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Time to send his faggot ass to camp to pray away the gay.

And if that doesn't work, disown him and throw his ass out on the street.

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tell him he looks cute
and ask him where he got that tshirt
btw Cred Forums can anyone find me that tshirt?

He just looks interesting. Can date someone without wanting to fuck them.

>being this new

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This won't ever happen, unless it's a joke. No faggot genes here.

cringe

Definitely haven't seen anything similar ever, no you must have concocted this right now

fuck off newfag

It's never too late for an abortion

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Top kek

>you will never have a qt twink bf like this

>good, because I'm not a faggot

>not a faggot

where do you think you are

>when you look like this

i did, so?

I saw your post scrolling through the front page genius.

Post proof

Hug him and whisper into his ear: "a faggot just like your dad". Now go make some babies like I did to spread faboulous genes with a woman that you pretend to love only because you wanted kids that look just like you

Not posting face but here's butt, sorry about the retarded timestamp

Jesus Christ if your son does end up looking like that, send him to me I'll be his dad and I'll be a damned good one too.

>saying your face looks like your ass

Post your face faggot. If you look like this that's a good thing so why worry.

Be supportive and much better than my father. Nobody is perfect and even then there's nothing wrong with them.

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Beat him.

very cute would molest

2 captchas? What? I usually just get one.

360 degrees is same direction are you retarded?

Ty user, you're right!
Kys

Jesus

Kill yourself newfag.

9/11 would do things to.

age?

Because you used to be my son I will now give 10 seconds to start running before I get muh rifle

18, just started college

No where on Cred Forums is straight.

iiiiiii don't know. To save or not to save. Van or no van... Hmm...

You are actually a newfag.

I would buy the little bitch a nice cam and shit so he can make me some quick money on youtube and that shitty app to make short music lip syncing videos.

Lurk moar faggot

moar

Very cute.

post more face of you will regret it. >:[

but that's cute

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No, no, it's time for anoose.

It's time to stop.

Please more ass/dick/nips/face/anything

so no more face? :[
could you spread that ass pretty please? :3

Bash some manliness in with a mace.

kys newfag
lurk moar
etc.

What state do you live in?

u r a faget

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California

damn your body is fucking perfect
can u post a similar one but with your dick hard?

Tell him that he still won't be winning the most faggot sissy boipussy award because that award goes to Justin Bieber by default.

Uhhh if you would turn 360 dekrees you would run away from him

Put him in the closet

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That one is easy. Watch the rambo trilogy with him, and take him to the gun range. Introduce him to 45 acp. Problem fucking solved.

Little and nice ass user, don´t have more?

What? You gonna make him the first faggot princess, gay nightclub shooter so he can be raped by men like Rambo in prison?

Are you Dutch?

Genetically I'm 40% Norwegian and 10% dutch

kill it

fuck wife

make another

hope it turns out better.

an hero because this faggot cant continue the bloodline

and 50% gay
HEUHEUHEU

Someone wanted dick hard

le more ?

Adjust my will

>Incest
This man knows what's up

why are you so cute? :(
post more face or i will die

nice, what is your dick size?

also more please

Demand to know why he's wearing my fucking shirt again and whoop his ass.

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Is he in a boy band?

>If Yes
As long as he's managing enough to pay for bills in the house/ enough to get his own place.

>If No
'Get a job, faggot'

moar jfc how do boys even get an ass like this

You have a Steam account cutie?

More pictures of ur face
Why are you so cute >:c? Shit.

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Why the fuck am I getting hard to this u god dam faggot

I don't want to fuck you, I just want to snuggle up next to you as we fall asleep in each others arms.

Damn...

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HOLY FUCK MOAR

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why do you have such a cute face?
I hope you like to eat le penor.

I do, don't say le

its because you are trained to recognize hot chicks in this position. so the part of your brain that goes ooo! fuckmeat! is triggered before the part of your brain that goes ugh! fucking faggot sissy bitch boy get out of the fucking gene pool!

le why le shouldnt le i le say le le?
Ok i will stop. :(

how about a profile pic of your erect penis?

dont stop now

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Then make a request I'm out of ideas

oh god more

can we get a full frontal with face please? :3

Thats so fucking hot

bumppp

show ur face with your open mouth pulling out your tongue

this!

More of that beautiful dick please

wanna see it in full profile please

Thissss please!

spread your asscheeks to see your asshole

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Hello Finn !
Why don't you write "daddy's slut" on your butt like a good boy.

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my hands are cold, i dont want to fap now...
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Who are you?

We're to the stage now where you can't tell where the satire starts and ends. Is it part of the joke? Or is he being a newfag? You can't know.

fucking damn boy
keep going

11/10 would bang

beat the fag out of him

I hope you're legal kid.

fucking faggot

a close up of that lewd cute mouth or full face shot please

a full body pic like this

also more penis too

or what? you're going to call the police?

look at facial structure hes not

tuck peepee

mmm arent you just a sexy boy

Pretty much had a failed puberty

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I just might faggot

Also the angle makes me look younger

beautiful

just...wow seriously
I love twinks like you

Where does one find a cute twink like you?

fucking sexy more

more like this pls. Holy shit thats so fucking hot

c'mon qt show us more

Any requests

more of that beautiful cock of yours

hey, you should come hang out with us on 8ch DOT net /cuteboys/

not a cuteboy myself, but im sure as hell you are :)

More butt

see

More tounge/mouth and face. wanna cum on it so fucking bad.

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show more of your face

I've posted on there some

Post a pic with you on your knees showing your butt and soles

show more of your face but try to smile a bit

Asshole pic and feet pic please

You're angelic

oh gosh yes

I want to fuck you

reply to him not me

Fuck off reddit

>Post a pic with you on your knees showing your butt and soles

fucking sexy more

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fuck his ass and have his momma fuck me in the ass with a dildo

this is gonna be fun

Yes. 1 million times yes.
This needs to be a movie premise.

fuckable little thing aren't you

tell him to take of his shoes and socks, and i will smell and kiss his smelly feets

Ty user. That ass looks scrumptious.

yummy

Your asshole begs to be filled

Shoot him
360
Shoot again
180 walk away masturbating

taking the bait

>mfw I just got metabaited
>mfw ur mum

Kill it, make a normal kid and teach it to be straight, not some faggot cock boy

MOAR

Put something long and hard in your mouth x

jesus fucking christ
before now i considered myself straight
but my cock disagrees

also, how do you achieve hairlessness? shave or that hair removal cream stuff? i'm totally not asking for myself, i'm to fat to be cute

Beat his ass.
Im fine if my kid ends up gay but he sure as hell isnt gonna parade around the house looking like he is going to sit on the first cock he sees.
Same goes for any daughter i may end up with too for that matter.

If u turn 360 Ur pointing the same direction.

Shave, also I don't grow much body hair

No.

Datsthejoke.jpeg

I've been lurking for almost two years and then I was ready to participate in threads. Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out to lurking mode newfag

turn 360 degrees and lick that boipucci

This sounds like some straight up entitled millennial shit i would expect from some underaged faggot.
Its because you fucks ruin this place.
>inb4 "implying Cred Forums was ever good"
But it fucking was though. Ive been here for a little over a decade. I would know

Get a load of this faggot

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Gaaaaaay. Hope you get in a car crash

Also I don't cater to foot fags

>2 years
Whoa, we got ourselves a badass over here

aren't you that boy who once posted in the eyes thread on /cuteboys/?
also do you like dating cuteboys too or only larger guys? .-.

Ya that was me, and ya I'll date cute boys, I'm bi

Same

Feeeeeeeet pics?? :3

I don't cater to foot fags

You just posted your asshole to strangers online, don't start getting high and mighty lol

how do you jack off to feet anyways?

Not that im a fan of faggotry but i commend you on not catering to what is probably the most irritating fetish community in existence.

It's another part of the body to appreciate x

Dont listen to him
Post more of ur face, ass and dick please

where are you from?

[spoiler]pls be UK...[/spoiler]

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California

Let his older brothers kick his ass while I sit back and watch the faggotry get beaten out of him.

mind giving us a vocaroo tryout?

>away
Turn 360 degrees makes you a ballerina. Proves homosexuality is genetic.

Reprimand him for getting mixed up with those jpeg artifacts.

Maybe

Can you go onto the bed and spread your legs as if you're ready to get pumped with cum?

Fuck my son
Only answer

Hung 27 yo here I think boys can be cute but never met one irl hot enough to mess with. I dont live in cali but I come to palo alto frequently for work.

woulddriveanywhereincalitohitthat/10

pls

post dick and size

Sharpie in the pooper

Same guy here, youre so fricken adorable, never seen a boy as pretty as this

>turn his head 360 degrees
>walk away

Hard to believe people are still coming to this place, but to know you had no idea about this place a few years ago is still kinda sad ):

I'm less than an hour from Palo alto

What do you want me to say

7 3/4 inches, uncut

my connection crashed as i tried to open the pic, it is to fucking good. Not even joking kek.
nearly went to California, shit why didnt i do it? :(

One hard hit in his face and let him starve outside

"Hitler was a good man"

fuck me

Start a thread about Trump.

Because Trump is going to pass laws protecting traditional gender roles.

No joke? Thats perfectttt

Cali fag here. What city/county?

ask him if we're fucking jamal or tyrone tonight

tyler.milsap133@gmail if you want to keep in touch

finger yourself plz

Best post the pics of you getting cummed inside on 8ch cuteboys if you two ever do meet

Vocaroo won't work on my phone sorry

Do you have Kik?

Yep this is the right answer.Glad some of you fuckers still have a brain.

So do I. It's time for him to scan his ID and just use MSPaint if he has nothing else to block out his personal info.

Got any more pics you blond blue eyed semen demon?

That's gay af.

Slap the faggot outta his sissy ass

Incest is wincest

Ya elvish_boy

[email protected]

u dont have a son anymore

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