So I did something really really stupid and incestous impregnation followed

So I did something really really stupid and incestous impregnation followed...

>be me, 25, physics student in his 2nd year
>live at home with girlfriend and mom
>can't stop having "bad" thoughts about mom
>I think she knows. But she seems ok with it.
>mom dresses provocatively, acts seemingly slutty.
>she never acts like that in front of my gf.
>never had sex with gf or anyone.
>at this point my nuts will explode if I don't stick it in a pussy
>either mom or gf is always around so no privacy
>one day decide to take a little risk...
>buy the strongest brand of sleeping pills after class
>also buy some MDMA from a guy of mine
>buy bottle of wine
>commencing plan "family game night"
>spike gf'S wine with sleeping pills
>spike moms wine with mdma
>swallow 300mg of mdma myself
>turn on radio on loud so nobody hears my mother panting when I drill her luscious wet pussy with my throbbing meat.

K

Go on op

Did you fuck your mother

>inb4 dinosaur

>after a while gf is playing with our cat on the floor, and slowly falls asleep
>mom does not notice
>we start talking about feelings, hugging.
>she pretends not to notice me rubbing my cheeks on her right breast
>did she notice my boner?
>I notice her breathing is getting hard, her hand reaches towards my hard dick
>I sneakily insert a finger into her moist cave
>she gasps but thrust forward with a small moment of hesiation so my finger goes all the way in
>"are you sure you want this user? This aint the way to have fun..."
>one thing leads to another and I am inside my mother, pumping her full of semen as she screams in pleasure
>DON'T COME INSIDE ME ITS NOT SAFE, user!!!!!!!!
>toolate.jpg

Hurry up and get to the part where spaghetti falls out of your pockets

how did your dick get hard with all that mdma?

That's my question.

not done yet, faggots. The best comes to those that wait

How was she after the secks? Did you talk about it the next day?

You mother fucking liar.

bullshit. unless u fucked ur mother with inverted dick lol.faggot

Want some whiskey in your water?
Sugar in your tea?
What's all these crazy questions they're askin' me?
This is the craziest party that could ever be
Don't turn on the lights 'cause I don't want to see

Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"

Open up the window, let some air into this room
I think I'm almost chokin' from the smell of stale perfume
And that cigarette you're smokin' 'bout scare me half to death
Open up the window, sucker, let me catch my breath

Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
"That ain't the way to have fun, son"
"That ain't the way to have fun, son"

The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door
I'm lookin' at my girlfriend - she's passed out on the floor
I seen so many things I ain't never seen before
Don't know what it is - I don't want to see no more

Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
She said, "That ain't the way to have fun, son"
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"

"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
"That ain't the way to have fun, son"
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
"That ain't the way to have fun, son"

"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
"That ain't the way to have fun, son"
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
"That ain't the way to have fun, son"

fuck your pasta or homebrewed shit-tier troll

dubs

you should go threads where OP ain't lying, they are much better threads then this one.

>as I pull out, I notice something inside her pussy other than my white glistening cum
>her pussy pulsates as I stretch it further...
>whats that on her pussy?
>OH GOD NO
>red lumps and swellings full of pus
>looks like a disease but I have never seen it before
>hold back my vomit as I hear a knock at the door
>oh shit now what?
>what do I do?
>the radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door
>i'm lookin' at my girlfriend - she's passed out on the floor
>i seen so many things i ain't never seen before
>don't know what it is - i don't wanna see no more
>Mama told me not to come
>she said, "that ain't the way to have fun, son"
>that ain't the way to have fun, no
>that ain't the way to have fun, no

Top kek

this is why your friends leave you, user.

knew it was fake as soon as you said you had a boner on 300 mg of E

because you would have believed otherwise..

MAXIMUM KEKLES ALL UP IN MY SHECKLES

This guys is right. OP never tried mdma. This thread is a lie.

sauce on pic?

Many keks. Love you my nigga