Waifu claiming thread

You killed someone?

Its 100% Guaranteed to happen if I fall asleep sitting/at a desk, I can't sleep properly unless I'm lying flat, thats also why I don't use pillows.

Didn't stop me last time.

I'm doing ok.
Why quietly? It's better to go with a big boom!

still here

and

just applied at 3 more places yesterday online

Miho claimed

Kitty!

Hana Song

[yuno]
I don't really have anything to say as usual

Claiming best girl

I'm yandere

Are you?
Have you evwr played town of salem? Is a broser game
How was your sleep

Suicide is a bad idea

just saying

>Korean knock-off waifu

post lewds

I found the pic i was looking for.

>Miho

oh that sucks ass, cuddling must be a bitch then
you ever got paralysis when sleeping with someone?
oh really? thats great dude
hope they take you
what kind of jobs
oh its okay
i will just talk some nonsense then
and you will pretend to be interested since you are a nice person
im joking i just wanted to say i met this dude the other day who was convinced he was a hardcore CSGO player because he had 60 hrs in game
made me laugh and think of you immedeatly

Only for you.
I've heard of it before but never played it, what is it about?
I slept fine.

>not wanting a cute 19 year old military pilot pro gamer supermodel girlfriend
You can keep your fox in a suit

Oh yeah, I don't care what kind of job I do, as long as it gives me enough to live in a shitty apartment to question what am I doing with my life.

restaurants.

Kek. Thanks ^^
>sleeping with someone
>Implying
You make me laugh.
But no, I can probably cuddle, I'd just have to lay flat on my side.

is about a town and there are 3 mafias and many other town roles but you can't see them
as town you need to survive
as mafia/witches/warewolf you need to kill everyone besides your teammates

i dont know man might play some arkham asylum
>60 hrs
woah man slow down how does one get that many hours in a game, i only have 250 hrs on my mechro in borderlands 2

forgot to ask, why did you go so long without sleep

thats nice, been upto anything lately

doing a job hunt, where you live? i need a job too but places either aren't taking anyone or they take someone else

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>60 hours
PLEB. I have 287 hours.

>Eru

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u r waifu a slut
and so r u

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Not really, just
Nothing much, insomnia is fun though.
You're mum is my waifu.

I'd take a Swedish medic over the troll child any day

Are we having a no life dick measuring contest?

Because I have 1400 hours in Warframe

Wew, I sure had a mental stroke right there.
>Neptune

thats the spirit hahah
you up to anything?
oh yea, you probably told me this before sorry
just dishwasher or cook?
uhh im sorry, i must have mixed you up with someone my bad
ah you can sleep on your side, thats good then
thats a pretty solid choice
kek idk man, normies always suprise me.
also you guys dont even come close to akame; 1200 hours. dude's a god

>orgot to ask, why did you go so long without sleep
no reason, just couldnt sleep. i was just staring at the ceiling all night

How does that remind you of me ;_;

Looks interesting, do you play it?

yeah but less places here because of it being a small down
anything really

i feel like with every passing day i get 10 minutes less of sleep
yes you did

i mean many people have over 500 hrs in some of their games
oh that sucks

maybe, ive gotten 2hrs in bioshock 2
pretty impressive right

I've got about 948 hours in GMod and that's my most, kek.
Yeah, I like laying on my stomach though, its super comfy.

>pets the fox
Last time?
Nah, life is bad enough without me ruining out more for them

Oh and you were not around when I looked up how many league hours I had? good

Oh God. I did not want this 3:17 wake up

Yeah, I play it. Used to be addicted to it. Check it on yt if you haven't

Yes, last time.
Did you think this is my first time doing this?
Nobody asked for this.

because.. because you have 20 times the amount of game time than him
it was supposed to make you laugh not crii
yea i was just joking around, i am a fucking pleb when you look at game time
except league thats quite a lot
yea it was pretty annoying
were the restaurants at least hiring?
to make it a bit easier i guess
how can one even sleep like that?
it puzzles me because you have no way of resting your head comfy, you eaither cant breathe or break your neck
i dunno mine is a whole lot as well
wanna compare :v)

my mum is 50
but still im proud of you for finding a woman xd

Staying home from school today so I can work on some projects

Right now I'm just eating and watching Young Guns

2 were the other i wasnt sure

There's still chances he would beat me.And I'm not sure i want to divulge this information

Nope, I'm just waiting for Reimu's thread right now.
So, what comes after you have 0 minutes of sleep? Do you get more sleep or something?
Also.
>Bioshock TWO
No wonder you didn't even try.
Life is senseless, go out big.
>Implying age is an issue
Sure thing, son.

I'm watching a video on it right now.

My least is probably 3 hours into Nekopara

I play a little bit of Warframe
>My clan leader has 2500 hours in the game

Hi, Arisu, how are you?

I always turn my head to the side and its much more comfortable, I can't sleep on my back because it feels weird.
Fugg.
>I've got 64 hours in Warframe.

Nice.
I'm glad you slept well.
Stop drinking coffe

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oh thats pretty big chance of getting it then
good luck
nah dude you are a god, dont talk yourself down
i will start, i played 2000 hours
i believe this isnt that bad though, since my friend, Levi if you remember, had 4000+
why though?
i have heard sleeping on your back can actually cause it occur more easily

Yuuko-chan

small town, oh gotta suck, i cant last in small towns unless its visiting family

what other than league do you have alot of time on

nice, and called in sick or something?

i start getting insomnia and it becomes a 24 hrs of awake and 24hrs of sleep untill its a week of no sleep and 5hrs of sleep
i havent even tried playing bioshock infinite dlc even though i love that game

hello yuno

Faggot who complains a lot

If I stop drinking Coffee I'll only have you, is that what you want?

Yeah I remember him. I'm at 3k if I include this new account

i dont go places much so its fine

I just want what I can't have until my dreams burn down and choke me every time.

I want to go back to sleep but that risks me not getting up in time for work
What would new Syndra do. Because old Syndra would just tell me to kill myself.

basically only HotS and smite
probably warcraft 3 as well since i have been playing it since release
all other games dont hit over 60
i just recently starting PC gaming, used to be a peasant
allright well you got me beat there again
its pretty insane because they show you the number of days as well and yea
its pretty painful

Yeah, just gonna take some breaks in between the projects

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

it is

I love waifu-Bert

Bug
I don't know, probuably would ask you to sign some things.

>cant wake up

>probuably

Probably. I ain't riskin that shit yo.

at least we are both time wasters right?
so its not so bad
also it ranks you, i kinda wanna know how many hours #1 has
yea you shouldnt
i havent even had a real one and i dont not want to tempt fate

engrish is ard

It's what I do, that's what people know me for.
I never got to play Burial at sea, I suffer for it.
>SAVE ME!

Don't let your dreams be dreams

for you it seems so desu

I hate contracts though

Touch my butt and buy me food.

I would not recommend it unless you like not sleeping and being afraid of the dark.

Must be pretty crazy. Probably something like 16 hours a day since day 1

Hello miho-chan

SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME

that nice

most of my games dont reach over 20 unless its an rpg or i really like it

oh well rip, were in the same boat

gonna go for now

I did not, I'm curious as to who the last person was though
I like to be unnoticed, going out unnoticed is more my style
In class, doing a circuit lab

Obligatory claim

im hikage, dummy

Undying Catwoman, Claimed.

HANDFAG

Don't worry about it, just sign it and forget about it.
I guess Tohsaka
>now Saber

i dont really know you yet
but okay i guess thats settled now
well i kinda like spooky things
but i will stay clear from that
i am really interested in it though
i wanna know why your mind does this to you
i cant even fathom the depts of elo hell he has seen
yea i mostly have rpg in my library
those are my favs anyway
still need to finish most of them though

You have a cute butt.

I have a little butt

Bye!
Use a suppressed shotgun!
You could get to know me if you wanted to.

Don't think i've seen you before. Hello there.

And goodbye

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Can Explain!
When your body is stuck in sleepy mode it hallucinates and that produces dreams, it also paralyses you to keep you from moving around in your sleep, but your mind must also be sleeping or else Sleep Paralysis. If your mind is awake, it will not dream, but instead it will produce vivid, horrifying hallucinations because it thinks its dream time, and you'll see shadow men. You'll feel like you can't breathe (even though you're breathing just fine) because of the paralysis. Hallucinating is just dreaming with your eyes open. ^^
>Except spooky.

>64 hours

I remember those days, back when everything was different

ooh, sounds like fun

Undying and unending combos

poor soul

Yep. But it's always fun to throw your head at someone, and beat them with your tail, isn't it?

So lewd.

Nope cant get anything sold. May file for bankruptcy.

And you love it don't you?

yea sure
i'd like to get to know you inside out
damn, its probably logical you know all this if you suffer from it
i think the mind is so fucking interesting
btw you play hearthstone as well right?
i really want that new tyrande skin.. should i or should i not?

Mako claimed

Yes. I'm a pervert in real life.

Oh no. Ive been in enough trouble for signing shit.

So things are still going well i see~

Any new fun things happening?

Hello again 3rd best tank

They were more innocent times, more productive times.
>These times are ending soon for me.
It is. Also can confirm that sleeping on your back/in the supine position does make it happen more frequently
>Sleeping in the supine position is believed to make the sleeper more vulnerable to episodes of sleep paralysis because in this sleeping position it is possible for the soft palate to collapse and obstruct the airway

I regret signing up for Spanish.

Played a bit. Never got over rank 14 I think. I'm not sure how the new heroes work but go ahead if you feel like it

very interesting all this
i was thinking of writing my paper this year on it
i might actually will
well thats pretty decent actually
its just a skin basically but its tyranda man, she is a qt
fine my spended money is on your hands

Hello Mako

Got mice in the house again. Bank account got locked out. Still need to pay that ticket. Fun times.

tyrande*
but w/e

Me gusta mugi

It's all going to be hilarious 10 years from now

Almost as fun as being a zombie opera singer with a dragon in her head

Time in Warframe and a social life are inversely proportional

Always remember that

You'll do fine, you'll be able to say a bunch of random crap that can't be used in most conversations in no time

Come on, its going to be just fine.
Even Makoto signed up for it.

Lucky for me~

Por que?
Wew, that sounds lewd.

Super duper interesting stuff ^^
>Mice in the house
Are cats an option? Cats are really good at cleaning up a mouse problem.
>What is social life.

I'll buy it for you

Does this happen to you often?
What kind of dreams you've seen during sleep paralysis?

Yeah, when he is not going to be rich, he is going to be just selling his body because he is such a manslut and he never accepted Tats who could've save him.

I'll be dead within 2

Yea that's always interesting. How about a guy who's afflicted to chairs?

C2 = best girl

I'll give you some tea so you'll stop drinking coffe.

I had this problem about 5 months ago. I just set alot of traps and it fixed its self. Killed like 15-20 mice last time.

me gusta Yuuko :^)

I signed up for it thinking I needed 2 years of it to graduate high school at all, but in actuality, I just need to take 2 years to be able to get into some colleges in my state.

I understood "que"

It use to happen often, but since I started sleeping on my stomach I haven't had an episode.
>Usually I see shadow men, hear family members saying things to me, see them
>Sometimes I smell fire.
Its creepy as fuck.
I've never had any rodent problems, probably because I took in a stray cat who genocides field mouse like Germans with Jews in 1940.

It'll still be funny from heaven

So anything new with either of you people?

oh...right

Beowulf is best Skullgirl

I recall her being the only one without strange proportions

I took 3 years of spanish

I can count to 10 and say I can't speak spanish, that's basically it

Beowulf is good, but peacock and him are a great team

It did?
I totally didn't intend it
You up to anything?
N-no you shouldn't
I won't accept it..
Aye CC
Long time no see
How are you?

>Projectile spam
>enemy gets close
>Chair to the face

Never gets old

Hail Satan.
>Kek.
Doin a bit of homework, later gonna head to the bank and put in the $20 I found.

Oh yea, don't forget the Fukua and Filia team, that's devastating

No, nothing at all.

Why do you have such a problem with coffee sweetheart?
>sorry for the late reply, I left to get another cup~

You're going to put a 20 in the bank?
Why would you go through them trouble?

Yo hablo español user

I used to drink and smoke a lot and it reminds me of myself.
It also bad for your teeth

Yo tambien puedo!

Its*

I never really liked either of them

I prefer the more localized

"Learn to speak American, you illegal fuckers"

I should have known. That was very awkward of me to offer this

Oi, darlings I have to leave, seeyou all in the next thread!

Well here's to ordinary lives.

Bye

So I'm not tempted to spend it elsewhere.
>If its in the bank I can also use it for gas.

Coffee is like the opposite of alcohol, And I have good dental hygiene.
Don't worry about it so much it's literally just coffee.

Oh no it is not like that at all
It is very sweet of you and I like you even more
But you don't even know me, you shouldn't spend money on me
Yea but, can't you buy food with it?
Ah well you do you I'm just saying I'd be too lazy

kek

>atheist

youtube.com/watch?v=tQpsX_zHJQU

We get it, you vape.

Happened to me once. Some faceless surgeons trying to operate on me. Shit's scary. Have you ever seen good dreams during sleep paralysis?

Hitoha

Stop shoving your beliefs down my throat! ~

Those are always fun.
Dogs staring at you is creepy

There's nothing I can buy for myself that could make me happy so might as well try to help others

Hey, you remember her name too!

Link doesn't know how much this bitchloves him

$20 can get you a lot
>I don't need to buy food luckily.
Plus cats are great for cuddling and petting.
Nope, I've never had any good experience with sleep paralysis
Spooky shit am I rite?

Best type moon claimed.

And now he posts lewds like its nothing. Appalling
But then I'm still running people's day. In sure it's bad enough without getting shot for no reason
It was super frustrating. I got it now though

You sound like you're in deep need of something user~

Yes her name reminds me of what i want to do to her when i see her~

uus rite.
>hears dogs barking in distance...

Take this loud mouth creature from me

Gonna do homework then catch up on sleep
Later waifu
You're too cute akame
Keep your money for later usages
I'm already happy i can talk to you
That's pretty sweet then

Yeah, it is. Sorry for long reply, I just keep eating, I'm hungry as fuck.
Is fine if you have good dental hygiene, I was just worried.

Arcade scrub
>Unless you are doing the eagle quest thing
I guess it was too much for him.

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