Personal beta/cringe moments thread

Holy shit user, that's some low self-confidence right there, even with my huge inferiority complex I wouldn't be THIS beta.
>You actually made me feel good about myself for a sec

thats real beta user

This can't be real.

No way she made it that easy for you.... like a hundred times.

Prove it

thanks for sharing your pain OP here taste mine

>be pretty much in love
>think there might be a chance
>be alone in her room with her
>decide to make a move
>figure taking a deep smell of her hair could be sexy
>lean in and push my nose into her neck
>so nervous my lungs stop working
>make weird little "snuh, snuh, snuh" noises until she asks me exactly wtf is going on
>surf a wave of spaghetti right out the window

Think thats beta?
>had older friend 22 with own arpartment
>had a party at his place
>his gf was quite jelous cus he was kinda having fun with a other girl.
>things settle down he went out to get some more drinks gf and i stay behind because we woulda clean shit up..
>tells me she is jelous and shows me her tits.
>me wtf why you showing it.
>her does it matter?
>me you makeing me hard woulda love to stick it between them
>her sure come and do it then I kbow you wouldnt
>I stand up infront of her while she is still laying down on the sofa
>hits me and laughs at my crotch
>me I woulda do it but we have to clean up.. maby after yeah I swear I would do it.
>we clean up she keeps teasing
>20 mins later still aint done, her bf coms back.
Never had a chance like that ever again.. still regrett it cus I bet she woulda gave me atleast a blowjob..

you made the claim you prove it. homo

Put me in the screenshot pls

hey idiot, you were the samefag, you're the only one capable of proving it.

I don't know where the fuck you're from with that english but it's pretty much internationally considered terrible form to fool around with a friend's gf in his own house just because she's acting like a jealous ho.

no shit fapstain, that's precisely why i called out. acting a bitch because you can't possibly back up your own claim. seriously Aesop wrote a fable about bitches like you literally thousands of years ago and you're still at it.

Dumb nigger claims it's the samefag and can't even prove it, fuck off

>tips fedora

I was more worried about his sentence structure tbh.

you are a tard. ss the post to show us... dumb ass samefag.

I didnt care much about him, he was a asshole anyways. And his gf was a big slut also.

wwwwWOAH are you missing the point. ain't gonna spoon feed you shit just because you whine the loudest. fuck off back to tumblr you touchy little fag

not whineing at all. enjoy commenting on your own posts which makes you even moar beta.

making an impossible to prove claim, then demanding someone else disprove it is literally retarded logic. Doing it again and again is literally whining.
There is nothing else to say. Congratulations, you are stupid. What's scary is you seem to be proud of it.

>be me
>brit
>final year of uni
>on university lacrosse team
>some american exchange students come to our uni every year
>some play lacrosse
>this year 3 grills join
>anyways, at a house party with the lacrosse boys and grills
>amerislut is drunk^2
>talking to her in the corridor
>say i need the toilet, but will be back
>go upstairs and open toilet door
>piss with door open, cause its a dirty house party, vomit already in the bowl, its only 9:30
>feel hands around my waist
>"Your accent is so hot user" whispers in my ear as she backheels door shut.
>Nibbles my ear
>Try to finish peeing in a hurry
>Mistake
>i got to that stage where the main stage of peeing is done but there is still some left in the pipes.
>nothing i can do
>shes already spun me around and has my trousers and boxers by my ankles.
>dont tell her to stop, or that i need to finish peeing, just remain in silence.
>she takes my cock in her hands and brings it up to her mouth
>no... no,No,NO,NOOOO
>the caress of her lips on the tip of my penis causes penile muscles to spasm ejecting the remnants of my tinkle
>Right into her mouth
>She coughs and spits out
>i basically vault her and leave party as fast as general relativity will allow me.
>get called sprinkler for the rest of the year
>Hot american left lacrosse team

Pic related, shes on the left

what the hell man

If you really did stalk her, you gotta have a pic or two saved....let's REALLY see how bad you dun goofed.

Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.

mfw

>find replace html
so you just did inspect element you shithead

IT'S REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU FAGGOT

>2013

Nice find and copy the beta cringe name to make this thread. Still fake as fuck.

You should have said at the end "on a completely unrelated note, wanna fuck?".

>Mac

FUCK EVEN YOUR FAKE STORIES ARE PATHETIC AF

Fucking retard

what the fuck is inspect element

>be 18, just left high school
>at some huge rager on uni campus
>take acid at said rager, get very drunk
>meet fucking 10/10 amazing latina girl just fucking perfect
>everyone keeps hitting on her, she just hangs out with me as I deflect chadbros advances
>acid takes effect for both of us
>go up to the restroom, pee, look in the mirror for a sec, mistake
>walk out of bathroom
>latina girl is blocking the doorway with her body in a way that says "fuck me now"
>too high on acid
>give her a gentle hug and say something like 'were you trying to use the restroom' or some shit
>totally missed it
>still regret it

on top of that

>got her number of course, but realized my huge mistake the next morning
>ask friend what to do
>he says sarcastically "better delete her number user, you fucked up"
>so embarrassed that I actually did
>still probably could have gotten laid by her

fucked up double time
now im much better at reading girls
but this one basically threw herself at my feet

/thread

I made some improvements for a better greentext and it was last year, not 2013, but the beta was real. I'll show a video of me refreshing the real, actual DMs if you want real proof but this actually happend

>14 June 2013

Get your facts straight faggot, all fake and a lie. Like I said you got this somewhere on google. And act like its yours, also being a faggot for not being original.

>Be sophomore in college.
>Throw bad ass parties all the time
>Hundreds usually show up
>One night, SUV full of 10/10s roll up
>I'm drunk on the porch with a few friends because why not.
>They ask if we are having a party tonight
>NO NOT TONIGHT
>WE ARE LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME THOUGH, YOU GUYS WANT TO PARTY WITH US
>NAW, WE ARE HAVING A PARTY FRIDAY
>WE ARE FROM OUT OF TOWN AND WILL BE GONE FRIDAY
>WELL YOU SHOULD STAY UNTIL SATURDAY
>WE CANT

> SUX FOR YOU GUYS, THE PARTY IS FRIDAY

OKAY WELL SEE YOU LATER.

yeah... sorry about that.

>senior year high school
>at lunch with two friends
>"hey you guys remember that List episode in South Park?"
>both say yes
>agree to make one for the girls of our school
>create groupchat after school
>named "The List"
>add two friends from lunch
>they add more guys in our year plus juniors
>start shooting the shit to make an organized list
>almost no one added knows what's going on but agree it's gonna be great
>friend from lunch creates a strawpoll with the agreed upon top 30
>gets 78 votes before it's closed
>closed because someone added to the groupchat added their girlfriend
>girlfriend PMs me saying I'm an asshole and that she's screenshotting the whole thing
>shuteverythingdown.jpg
>facebook, twitter, yik yak goes fucking nuts from outraged girls and some of their boyfriends
>"I HATE BOYS WTF" "THIS IS WHY WE NEED FEMINISM" "DISGUSTING" "YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A VIRGIN"
>I take the heat for creating the groupchat but lots of other guys get called out for shooting down girls from the list calling them ugly/fat
>consider skipping school the next day
>don't
>walk in the next day to glares and some muffled and not so muffled remarks about what an asshole I am
>some female teachers visibly uncomfortable for being on the list
>screenshots are printed and put up in some hallways

I can cont. if anyone's interested

>select text
>right click
>inspect element
>left click the blue section
>edit text
only visible on the pc you're doing it on, and only at that moment, if you reload it it will be back to normal.

pretty angery right now but I feel like I've seen something along those lines before

fuck yeah continue

how is this beta?

>>some female teachers visibly uncomfortable for being on the list
kek please continue

you're trying a bit too hard there user.

>high school
>leaving lunch period
>girl in front of me wearing pajama pants
>dat tight little booty just barely visible in those partially clingy yet baggy pajama pants
>a child made man swoops in and transcends into godly-hood and yanks her pants down
>with inhuman godlike speed that god among man disappears down the hallway
>for a mere moment that seemed like eternity I saw her bare tight little butt cheeks divided by a thin bright red thong
>I screamed and cheered like a fucking moron as I ran past the girl who then was scrambling to pull her pants up

I never saw his face and don't know who it was, I wanted to worship that man god.

>Consider the following

Probably not as bad but makes me cringe everytime I think about it

>Go on camping trip with highschool friends
>super quiet 18yo sorta fit
>start drinking getting a mad vibe
>end up becoming life of party
>pull 8/10 best tits
>fast forward a few hours
>be drunk in tent with a bunch of passed out people
>fingering her

This is why it gets super cringe

>start licking the entirety of her neck
>her neck drenched with my spit
>start fingering her
>nails are long so i accidentally scratch her
>she starts rubbing my stomach
>have manly af snail trail so she asks if i'm hairy everywhere
>i say idk let me check
>I check and tell her it's it's not that bad
>she laughs
>finger her somemore
>passout while fingering her
>wake up tomorrow
>want to wake her up for fucks
>slap her lightly to wake her up
>she fucking hates and gets angry
>say sorry
>quiet for the rest of the trip

FUCK... it hurts typing this

Aint even cringe user, but fucking retarded.

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>>slap her lightly to wake her up

>realize my other two friends skipped that day
>sit alone in all of my classes, when I sit at a different table everyone gets up and leaves
>just sit in the bathroom for the remainder of lunch
>walking back to class hear my favorite teacher saying "no way he would do that, he's a good kid"
>walking to my car after school and get called an asshole virgin multiple times
>the girls who are flattered for being on The List are told they should be as offended as all the girls who weren't
>girl I'd been on a few dates with tells me I'm not who she thought I was
>leave to just go on a hike so I'm away from the internet/my pissed off sister can't tell everyone I'm sitting at home alone
>weekend passes
>still getting glares but no outward harassment
>get called to the principal's office
>principal and vice principal (both dudes) both sitting there
>say they think it's a huge overreaction
>I didn't actually break any school rules since it all happened after hours/off school grounds
>I'm only sitting there so it looks like they're doing something
>tell me to not say that or the female teachers mentioned will complain
>tell me to reread school policy on cyber bullying but I can go
>leave
>see smug looks everywhere but I don't rub it in that there's literally no punishment like they asked

Christmas break was a week later so it pretty much blew over by the time it ended. Really learned who my true friends were those days so not totally bad. Still have yet to relive that dread of walking into school the day after though. I did end up losing my virginity first semester of college but none of my friends out of high school knows about it.

YOU DUMB SHIT

This is literally a thread about cringey stories.

Got another one that's not that bad but makes me cringe.

>have fight with gf of 2 years
>party tonight with friends
>only small gathering 3 ppl incl. 6/10 lardass
>get super drunk
>start feeling her up
>she likes it
>everyone keeps drinking and goes to bed
>she is sleeping on blowup mattress
>plan to sleep on couch
>ask for me to sleep on mattress with her

-- fast forward about 15 minutes --

>kissing, full blown making out
>touch her pussy, start fingering her
>LOTS OF HAIR, FUCKING LOTS
>continue kissing
>forget about the hair
>go to eat her out
>see all the hair with my own eyes
>can't find clitoris because of all the hair
>hair gets stuck between teeth
>feel it pull
>she says a quiet painful "ooh"
>she starts blowing me
>says i'm the biggest she's ever had
>she is fucking in a trance by my dick
>typical egotistical user comes out
>start telling her it's not even fully hard
>say it like 5 times because drunk retard
>say you should see how big it is hard atleast 3 times
>she says yeah you already said that in an annoyed tone
>she stops and says she is bored and can't stop thinking about her ex

I dipped my dick in her once for about 15 seconds because we had no condom and wanted to feel eachother

Not that cringey, mostly because I can't really articulate the cringe as-well as i'd like. But it makes me cringe

Tbh I think i'm just bad at sex

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