Whats up with my dick

Whats up with my dick

Aye doc here, it's dick cancer

Im a doctor... Looks like a dick cancer actually.
go to see the family doctor.

dick cancer

is that hair growing out of your dick?

Another doctor here confirmed cancer

Also, it's tiny

Yup. Looks like a small dick alright.

I'm an Oncologist, looks like a tumor, see your doctor imediately.
cancer is bad!

You're a wizard, user!

Yes short in the pants

ingrown hairs,

House M.D. here, it's lupus

dude do you have pubes growing halfway up the shaft of your dong?

...

Doctor here; that's a dick

I got it too. You have been picking your Fordyce spots, and now theyve become Fordyce lumps!

You have them forever. Tweese those dick hairs, and dont act embarrassed when you whip it out. No one has ever said no to mine, dont worry dude.

damn, actual thanks you cleared this up for me. Not OP but i was trying to get myself to go to a doctor to check this out, but it's nothing right? How did i get them tho?

Stop having unprotected sex with white supremacists

But actually, it's just hair follicles. You can get vitamin c(d?) cream for it prescribed, but why? It's not on the average person, but its more common than you think.

If it bothers you that much, bring it up to your doctor, but he'll say the same thing i did

In the mean time, keep your guy clean and dry.

>mfw virgin
jokes on you