I need your most fucked rent videos

I need your most fucked rent videos.
Rekt thread

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bangkok.coconuts.co/2015/09/21/gamer-shoots-himself-after-challenged-cop-dad
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Story?

Im looking for videos, I don't know the story

Story?

You cuck. I want rekt videos

FUKKIN REKT UP MAN.

Here u go niggerfaggot

youtube.com/watch?v=VIFME289bk0

kebabs going wild

THIS GUY IS REKIN IT BIG TIME.

Thomcas tha modafakin train

Idiot religious self flagellation. Normally done with like chains and hooks and shit. Idiot literally went 'holier than thou' with an actual fucking sword.

Dude wtf i cant stop vomiting

youtube.com/watch?v=6e7PKXoskk8

>rent videos
nigga this aint blockbuster

why are those retards doing this

>REKTFLIX

islam.

Haven't rented anything in a while.

nice roll

>be muslim
>do retarded shit because you believe in a retarded ideology

sounds about right

>Thailand
>dad is a cop, son is a neet who plays vidya all day
>dad berates son for being a failure
>dad pulls out gun for dramatic effect
>gives gun to son saying "you are already killing me so just shoot me so you can do what you please"
>son an heros
>dad turns to smack son thinking the kid shot at him and missed
>both parents realized what happen
>parents break into interpretive dance

bangkok.coconuts.co/2015/09/21/gamer-shoots-himself-after-challenged-cop-dad

nice one !! moar !

liveleak.com/view?i=8e9_1467487024

What is that?

if they can do this to themselves, imagine what they can do to you if they don't like you.
fucking crazy kebabs

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Go to the link

Tittle explains everything.

I WON'T GET THE LOVE I'M SURE, BUT TACOS.

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What did the pigfucker think would happen?

nice quads!!!!

is this man a fucking wizard, I don't even understand what is going on

>title name

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made the fence too low. should have known better considering how stupid humans are

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This weird skinny guy brutally murdered some emo kid in a previous video then proceeded to rape his dead body in this one.
youtu.be/KQy9iIxD4CI

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Is he okay?

ISIS just posted some new beheadings.
(Sorry, I'm too retarted even for webmforretards.)

videos.videopress.com/bvCJdGS5/isis4_dvd.mp4
starting at 6:40

Thank god that's bad quality, imagine watching that shit in 4k.

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Obviously the gun was loaded with nerve gas

São Paulo Police, best in the world, killing niggers since 1831

What about this news page?
heavy.com/news/2016/09/new-isis-islamic-state-video-amaq-news-but-if-you-return-we-will-return-3-iraqi-soldiers-wilayat-ninawa-nineveh-iraq-full-uncensored-download-mp4/

MODS MODS MODS TO REKT

What is the story behind this?

nice !!

>I'll just stand in THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD while this guy has nothing to lose

Any particular reason he did that?

wtf happened?

Melting plastic. Source:pyro

Wait.... the black guy kills himself by jumping down, but the guy who gets made into a twister doesnt look black. Did the guy who tried to save him also die?

What the shit is worth lighting yourself on fire like this for?

yeah

please tell me you're trolling

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Call me Mr. Trolling, please,
Kthxby

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God told 'em pain is good.

I guess he just didn't like the guy at first sight.

Okay suit yourself. I don't see the problem. It's clear none of us support ISIS, and it's not illegal in the US or Europe (except the UK if a judge can prove you are going to use it for propaganda purposes).

Anyone watching Youtube personalities needs to stop now.

Yassssssssss more like this please

beyblade

Fuck man that was some heavy shit. I couldn't even finish it.

Rekt and gore isnt the same thing you FUCKING RETARD

God I wish people still knew that

Fuck yeah. Stupid brownies.

I dont think so because we only saw the black dude going beyblade

That's just what a V& would say. You outside my house bro?

Shut the fuck up kid. You'll enjoy what we post, no matter what that is.

nobody cares faggot

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Are you sure? Because i think he looks like the white guy, look at his shirt and head

Only difference is
rekt = video
gore = pictures

incorrect

nice dubs though

The black dude has the same shirt has him, you can see it before he jumps, also, the black dude is bald and the white guy still has hair

Enlighten us newfags, user.

>The dialysis ward, at the American Hospital of Tirana, Albania, was completely engulfed in flames after a man covered a patient in fuel before setting him ablaze in a horrifying attack that killed three including the attacker.

>Cenaj Lefter launched his crazed attack on a man named as D Saraci after a row.

>CCTV footage shows Lefter, 57, dousing the man with fuel from a plastic bottle before the victim retaliates only to be set on fire.

>A ward nurse can be seen trying to intervene but is forced to make an escape after flames take over the entire dialysis ward.

>According to local media, Lefter left the ward on Monday morning after the argument but returned just before 11am to carry out the grotesque attack.

>>>The nature of the argument is unknown.

Looks like zyzz's cousin
were all gonna make it brahs;;;; ssshhhpungk

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People like you are just simply disgusting, how dare you even post that you sick fuck

nice trips

nice dubs

lol trips tell truth

Yum

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How the fuck is this impressive? A 6 month line cook could do this shit. All he's doing is plating a few tacos.

>interpretive dance

My sides are in orbit

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what game

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nice trips
this thread is ROLLING HOT !!!!!!!

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>interpretive dance

fuck I lost my shit.

do you own dvds with isis executions?

Fucking wow.

I think it's modern warfare remastared, heh, i think nothing beats the original

your godly postnulber vs the religion of ultimate peace

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holy shit its the guy from Jackass
youtube.com/watch?v=F2Kbeze9Pg0

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>not him

I'd describe rekt as someone getting hit by a car/fistfights/freak accidents. Basically you shouldnt see the organs of whatever you are looking at.

Gore is someone being cut up/dismembered/head blown off and so on

I don't know where that website gets them from.
But now that you mention it, I think ISIS does distribute their shit on DVDs.

What happened after the blood?

explosive diarrhea

Lol wow, what a dignified way to die, dumbass.

Kid played too much video games. Games were taken away. Threatened suicide. Dad said go ahead big boy see if u have the balls.

Never knew the man in that video is named Anupap Boonrod, thanks Coconuts Bangkok

The guy who pulled him back sure worsened his death by 10 times.

Drive by

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he survived?

At least they got the quick and painless way to go. Fuck being set on fire and shit

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Poor fuckin dog kek

ALSO, ONIONS.

Man call of duty looks really good this year

h-he died ?

Wrong Hood

He fucked up the first rule of selling addictive substances... don't get fat of your own supply.

Cmon the street said stop

Story?

Let it RIP

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sadly I thought his was going to cut off his fingers

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he looks like the guy from the fake oculus commercial where he's home alone and fucks virtual 3D models including 50 cent

>liveleak.com/view?i=8e9_1467487024

Nerve gas!!

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I can seriously cut that onion faster without holding it my hand like a fucking retard. If this is the best that Mexico has to offer then send these idiots back.

yep..... *snort*... looks like he broke into a rare deposit of swamp gas

Yeah it says it on the bottom

there's another vid of the same guy and they feed him his own fingers

Pretty disturbing stuff

He came obviously

Nobody asked for them in the first place. They are here to suppress your wages. It's class warfare.

THEN POST THAT VIDEO, user. AND HERE'S A TACO COMMENSURATE TO YOUR TROLL LVL.

what relgion is this? muslim? hindu? only thing i can hear is dirty brown music so idk

No. Rekt means people getting fucked up but no blood and guts. Gore is basically the aftermath of shit gone horribly wrong, like blood and guts. Simple.

QUAAAAADS

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THANK YOU, user. I'VE BEEN ATTEMPTING TO TELL THE PLEEBS HERE THE DIFFERENCE, BUT NO ONE CARES TO LEARN THE DIFFERENCE, HENCE TACOS. ALSO TACOS.

I cant for the life of me figure out what kind of machine this is

anyone know what's going on here?

Whats worse is they tend to stay alive until you untwist them or release them from the squeeze. There are some people who live long enough to say their goodbyes to loved ones on the phone. Luckily this guy probably died shortly after he fell through the crack.

>Warning - Item Two prisoners tortured with burning plastic and forced to eat their own fingers.
>might contain content that is not suitable for all ages.

lol

>THEN POST THAT VIDEO
The burden is upon them. If those spics only decrease wages, pick fruit, rape and murder, cut onions and make tacos then they can march their brown 5'4 asses south. In fact, fuck 'em, they can go anyway.

bumping to see the files

video = process of getting rekt
pictures = aftermath
you really like splitting hairs don't you faggot

>I can seriously cut that onion faster without holding it my hand like a fucking retard

YOU MADE THE CLAIM, user. NOW COME THROUGH ON YOUR BOAST, OR BE ROAST. SIMPLE AS TOAST.

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Nerve gas.

Some tradition

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Looks like a vacuum mould.

Mold*

Its a laundry press where they press shirts. There is a bar across the front that you press once you put the shirt or whatever in it to press. Not only does it close with much force but it is hot like an iron as well. He leaned in too far and pressed the bar with his wang. So he was pressed for his funeral. This kids is why you turn power off to machines when you work on them. Even steam powered machines like this still have a valve to shut off the steam feed.

Imagine to be that guy,after a fuckin horrible day you decide to end your life but instead of just die you get hitted and dragged while your former body disappears.
Now you're just a head and a bunch of flesh under the rails but still conscious and praying for the paramedics to be too late.

ah some good new rekts, keep em comming

>new
FUCK OFF CASUAL

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>NOW COME THROUGH ON YOUR BOAST, OR BE ROAST. SIMPLE AS TOAST.
This shit is gayer than a trap thread.

KEK! HAHAHAHA!

Most people instantly regret it after jumping off a bridge. (They know this from people that are grabbed by someone at the last second.) It's also the reason why most suicide attempts fail. Instant regret.

SO YOU BROWSE TRAP THREADS, EH?

bad way to go

>this covers half of road
>it will pop his tires
>let me throw it on this half, while standing on the other
>surely he won't change his course of direction even slightly
Like I feel halfway bad for the idiot. Was that stupid he didn't even fucking realize this guy would just dodge the goddamn trap and hit him instead.
Tl;dr: did he die? He at least never walked again

thx, I've been looking for this one

what kind of hospital that doesnt have a fire extinguishers

What fence? Are you blind?

i seen quite a few station suicides and about 50% of them end with the bayblade move

Fucking Camper

ever been to fallujah?

this one real?

I think so. The guy thought he had cameras in his eye.

It's pretty hilarious how the bulletchain hits that other guy in the face. That's what he gets for being inconsiderate.

It's a me mario

now im hacking at my face
a frenzy of self hate is oppressing me
controlling my actions
controlling my thoughts
....as i rip away at my skiiiin

was he trying to protect the other guy from getting burned? he already looked dead.

sandnigger sandniggering in the desert

and why is he so excited about eating his own fingers? fucker asked for more.

this

why the fuck would he give him a fucking loaded gun though?

meu deus crl

Does he own the matrix?
What a fucking legend!

confirmed, been wondering

Did he die?

I don't know about you guys, but I like the cute shit like this in-between the gore. Gives you a bit of reprieve.

Got eem

This makes me smile and feel like humanity still has a chance. It's relieving to see there's good in the world.

fuck that, such a selfish act, ruins everybody's commute. nothing like being packed in a train station waiting for 4-5 trains before you can get a ride, hot, humid, because some dumb fucker decided to be an hero

What a bunch of Boonrods.

Dive by

I always assumed that rekt was a split hair between fail and gore, kinda best of both worlds type thing?
So
>Fails=Rekt
>Gore=Rekt
>And as you would expect Rekt=Rekt because it's its own category.

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Happy New legs

The treasure of the Sierra Madre, god tier film!

that's number 4 fool..

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>interpretative dance

wow! great tacos!
do you have any spicy ones without any sour cream?

niggers

someone picking a fight and getting rekt = rekt
but I wouldn't call it a fail

rekt is still possible if you don't see any blood
pictures of wounds aren't rekt either except as a supplement to a rekt video (or series of stills from a video which would also count in my book)

He just picks it up and ends it
no hesitation

wow

Anyone got the video with sound ?

>dont know how to use a sword
>is retard
>still picks up the sword
>???
>topkek to hospital you go for blood loss

fat cunt

They use swords they're just supposed to hit themselves with the flat sides.

Story?

why did they have a baby under their sofa iin the premier place??

So a skateboarder braking a bone with gory consequences, is that Rekt? (The type of shit on fail army?)

Also

I don't speak Arabic, but I think the babby got to cover instinctively, or something.

Not what happened

Someone just make a venn diagram and call it a day already.

idk man, too much jargon
i'm talking out my ass anyway

reminds me of CD/sissy/tranny/trap distinctions
you need to be autistic to correct others on their jargon

but then people will argue about the diagram

Muslim, some festival grieving the death of a prominent religious figure. Don't remember who, but he was like their St.Paul. I believe he died violently and that's why they are flagellating themselves.

Look up Mataam.

That dude is a faggot. When the guy is out you should stop

Yeah, what's my gender if I identify as a Millenium Falcon?

why does this dog suck so much at catching

Only 40million more to go

No that's how you become a super hero bummy

Its a girl dog.

Implying mcdonalds uses real chicken

I would really like an answer on this if any user can provide?

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

what is that?

Sent from my Android phone

does that bag say "Ralphs"?

how fitting.

Keks

Comi sua mãe aquela autista
Quem tá lendo isso é comunista

Hhaa i forgot about this faggot. Whats his name

is this a video of a race getting rekt?

I've seen things like this a lot in rebel combat footage. Firing a weapon right next to a guy's head without warning him. Showering your neighbor in hot spent bullet casings. Taking up a firing position behind a comrade and almost killing him. Classic.

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All heliphobes are latent helicopters btw.

Post the version without the shooped in loops of shit

why did she eat so much before this ?

Wtf is that skinny riding? A mf rascal scooter? Shouldnt have stole that go mobile from walmart.

Don't worry about it. You'll do fine.

palestinian vs Jews

Have you seen the neck-a-chief? All faggots suck with their moths. Should've used it shitbox. Would have been like wearing a catchers mit.

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watched this while listening darude

a video of a skater falling and injuring himself = rekt
the consequences in graphic detail = gore

efukt isn't rekt imo, just paid torture
I think if it's a professional doing a stupid stunt (like jackass) it isn't rekt, unless it goes much worse than they anticipated

That double tap though

this

Kekd and also checked your singles

Ler it rip

i loved to burn plastic bags/cover and small segments of plastic will melt and fall down. it will make a noise (like woosh) and fall down engulfed in flames. Once a small melt piece fell on my leg and burned my flesh. Thing stuck to my flesh and made a 0.2 inche gutter. 20 years later my leg still has the mark and the pain still fresh in my mind.

No this is a race getting Rekt.

I like this. Shit's getting rekt, but awesome stuff is happening, too.

balls

cool story bro

if you are to stupid to turn off the machine then you deserve to die

story?

In India, suicides by train are very common. Either jumping in front or lying down on rails where the train will separate your head and lower body. Once my father's acquaintance committed suicide and though the head was separate , the hands kept on making a sign to give him water. Some one gave water to the head, but most of the water never reached his body since the head was separate.

I agree...
How about the puking porn vid I posted?
Rekt or no Rekt?

haha...post the video then faggot..making claims with his fucking keyboard..dumbass

I know quite a few regret it and, depending on the method, attempt to undo what was done and seek help. A friend of mine tried cutting her wrists, she was surprised by how painful it was and got upset b/c she was bleeding all over one of his favorite blankets. Now she's more embarrassed about it than anything. Everyone has problems some just relive too late suicide isn't the answer.

damn, they get lit the fuck up.

also that thumbs up from the cop at the end, kek

poor horse, someone should put her down

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Nerve gas

The smell that must produced

no rekt

Did she die?

oh look a pack of hair trigger pavement apes doing nothing out of the ordinary

Joe Swanson

Quality Vs Quantity

There was a fly on his back.

I know you're joking, but she did die from leukemia 2 years after this video was shot.

Its on efukt bitch was pregnant and wasnt feelin it she said "im sorry" wen she puked

Weak. I do that just to feel alive.

definitive proff that u remain alive at least for a time after decaptation

But if same guy This is classic professional job going horribly wrong?
I mean yea if this was 2 girls 1 cup or puke porn where they was intentionally throwing up on each other. But in this instance she was supposed to guzzle that cum like a good little slut and instead hilarity ensued.

Drobo manero preto viado cara de macaco

>FUCKING BRUTAL

Obviously reversed.

REKT BITCH

Dude, that's fucked up.

she is prego, morning sickness

I think the difference is that the failure is completely on her part. Nothing external fails, just her mind/body rejecting the nutrients.
Or maybe it's because the damage is not that serious. Puking is just temporary.

I admit I'm just making shit up.

i mean if you've got to the point where that's what you decide to do you probably stopped caring about dignity by then

you sick fuck

Nah, it only proves your body still have some juice. Getting decapitated should off you in seconds. The mental shock and inability to produce adrenaline and other stress hormones would fucking retard you anyway, even if you would stay awake you wouldn't be able to focus on anything.

Nerve gas

The one on the left is hot, and now she is quiet!

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ave, Apache
also

Nerve gas

nigs being nigs

furry porn

How else do you thank the bitch for making a meal?

Nerve gas

Leukemia is a myth. Like HIV and AIDS.