Cred Forums i fucked up

Cred Forums i fucked up


Im 32 years old, and like three weeks ago i was with my then wife at the hospital with her boyfriends new born baby, her mom was holding the baby and i was talking to my wife, back facing the baby.

so, were chatting and my cock slips out, seriously i didnt even feel it coming on the fly but basically right into the baby and grandmas face. immediate looks of disgust and i just laugh it off with
>"Heads up my little man!"

probably not the bets thing to say but someone changes the topic pretty quick, no harm done, right?

Later that night my wife is trying to email some pics of the baby and finds alot of cartoon porn pics i had, mostly arthur stuff, but some baby babies too, like in diapers.

she freaks the fuck out, like worst fight weve ever had. she brings up a lot of stuff unrelated but but basically amounts to "you have problems, i cant be with you"

so she leaves for the night, she ont pick up my calls for days and shes staying at her boyfriends house. finally she picks up and says shes "pressing charges" and hangs up

i got a pic from my buddy the next day of all these posts from her, and her mom, and her boyfriends baby, basically saying i rubbed my dick on the baby and did other sexual things.

I had to talk to a decetive today and im basically going to get charged with raping a baby. im looking at serious time if the hearing goes bad, my lawyer basically says im fucked if all the people in the room testify..

what do i do..?

>then wife at the hospital with her boyfriends newborn baby

>cuck

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U go poo poo in toilet that want u do

>"Heads up my little man!"
I'm just not clear if "my little man" refers to the baby or to your dick?

I about blew snot outta my nose reading the title..thanks asshole...now i have to get a fucking tissue

i was telling the baby and grandma to move out of the way

i was wearing my inside pants accidentally outside, and the fly has a defect on it making it loose as all hell

Where the fuck to start?

Just go to jail man. Anything has to be better.

Not sure if bait but I feel bad for you man only thing I've got is don't wipe you computer do to that being suspicious, I'm into the diaper porn stuff myself, so I sorta understand you. Polygraph would be your best bet even thought it's quite simple to cheat them. Also why was the baby being held so low. And depending on what sexual things they say you do they have test for that and also why would they have just stood there and watched if you had truely done it.

Also why are you letting someone cuck you.

Are you retarded?

Yes

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Please proceed.

>tfw people here are so autistic they either think this is serious or bait
It's a fucking joke you low-functioning, slack-jawed, knuckle-dragging apes.

thanks ill see how i get through this im still shaking

im not getting cucked we were in an open relationship so it was pretty good
she didnt have sex as often as i would like to but its ok becuase i still got to hang out with her and her boyfriend was pretty nice too

why are you lying. of course you meant to rub your dick on the baby.

never in real life i dont know if baby could consent so i stick to drawings

>she didnt have sex as often as i would like to but its ok becuase i still got to hang out with her and her boyfriend was pretty nice too

Copy pasta, nice try faggot

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Well, IMHO Op, what seems to do the trick with most complete wastes of human filth, is stick your not so bright head in a toilet three (3) times, flushing each time. But only bring your witless brain bucket up from the toilet twice (that is 2 times). repeat until you get "it".

what is this shit, wife has a bf ? flapping your meat on babies ? just kill yourself

i dont know whats so funny

dont you want what makes your wife happy?

(You)

Cool/spicey story ese!

it's obviously bollocks, still think op should take up skydiving without a parachute

Great questions, user.

That or start impregnating men. They are easier to get along with.

Dost thou mock?