I've fucked myself Cred Forums

I've fucked myself Cred Forums
>Be me
>New fag
>After school one day
>See a girl that looks like my friend
>The appearance is uncanny
>Pick up a stick and start walking toward her
>Keking to myself
>Grab the poor girl by the neck and start stabbing her with the stick
>This is indeed not my friend
>Think about some greentext about saying sorry
>Try to say "IM SO FUCKING SORRY" and "ARE U OKAY" at the same time
>Yell at the top of my lungs "ARE U FUCKING SORRY"
>Get scared
>Hide behind school
This was my last day of highschool Cred Forums
General Retard thread.

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You are by far one of the most pathetic faggots to have ever posted.

Every cunt whos been on here for more than 5 minutes has seen that greentext.

Consider suicide as a life choice. I really do mean that.

keked

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Good game

I almost went for 6, but i rethought and failed

Oh shit

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I love you like a brother

But pls refresh before posting digits D:

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thx dad

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Idiot

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Dam son

Blocked again

Somehow you even made it worse than the original

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

May kek never give thee reapeating digits

May kek never give thee repeating digits

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frogfag

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You are natural selection at work. Your blind, pathetic attempts to socialize have ensured that you will bear no offspring. Humanity survives through your sacrifice.

Holy shit

We did it reddit

samefag

He actually did it

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not so fast

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stop

I won't stop til i am free on page 15

The counting madman.

But why? Testing script or something?

The world may never know.

This is all by hand, bb

You have inspired me to start posting images of famous and unknown counts along with the digits

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