Story Thread!

Story Thread!
Rules:
Write 1 sentence to add to the story
I'll Start:
"There once was a user, who knew some Cred Forumsros."

he was gay

All of him and his /b ros secretly used tumblr

He an herod.

Then one day, he and his autistic friends realize that

...

he sucked dick all day and night to relieve himself but couldnt get over it

That's why he

If you're reading this story, you are gay.

Repli 2 tihs or yor mum will of die in her sleep

Jk

learned from his mother how to suck dick proper. She sucked his dick over and over and he watched and learned her techniques. He then went to a club, pulse...

That story you moment when you read Cred Forumsecuase it of calls your attention

...then he went to a club,pulse...but wait.....he forgot to do something important in the

and then we had cookies

Meanwhile, Germanland was invading Polandland because I don't know, and user (our hero) decides to

Yes, and he auditioned for a role in a commercial for a fire sale.

He got mad so he fapped and threw it on a lady from the cops and started a mountain on fire and married a female sasquatch and became a liberal.

And then a nigger arrived.

and then the thread ended /thread

Anons dick was bigger than the niggers dick (wtf) and he travelled to the past to save

yoar mom.

But she already was dying of DICK OVERDOSE

He yoar mom but got his own mother pregnant during a drunken night (he thought his mom was hot in the past) and therefor fathered himself. He travelled to when he was nine years old and abused himself. He felt the trauma as an adult instantly. He then stole a baby from a pram...

...and then stuffed the baby with semtex...

before draining the child of its fluids.