I sexually identify as the byzantine empire
I sexually identify as the byzantine empire
Camden Thomas
Xavier Ortiz
Ok
Parker Bailey
I need you to tell me how I should feel about this because I just don't know how to react anymore.
I really just don't know, man.
Nathan Phillips
Fuck you, Mesopotamia is the only acceptable gender.
Grayson Thomas
We
Daniel Edwards
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Zachary Martinez
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Brody Sanchez
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Jaxson Lewis
Pronouns byz, byr, and byrself?
Jacob Lee
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Oliver Morales
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Elijah Thomas
ARE
Zachary Rogers
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Juan Scott
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Hudson Long
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Jaxon Price
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Jason Jackson
Wow that's great user, be yourself!
I sexually identify as an onion.
Henry Peterson
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Sebastian Hernandez
What pronoun would you like us to use?
Jaxson Moore
>how I should feel
Don't. That's the only honest advice you'll ever get from this fucking site.
Angel Fisher
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Noah Price
by or zant. I might even accept ium if you are a close friend
Ethan Morris
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Joseph Russell
hmmm... what time period?
Anthony Sanders
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Alexander Wood
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Isaac Ortiz
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Jaxson Green
so you must love arab cock
Parker Jones
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Oliver Morris
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Owen Ramirez
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Isaiah King
MY SIDES!
Robert Jones
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Chase Stewart
so which bathroom do you use in public settings op?
Robert Jackson
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Asher Scott
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Jayden Roberts
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Anthony Bell
I identify as the Ottoman empire.
#1453
Come at me OP
Nathaniel Watson
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Adrian Perez
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Robert Barnes
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Josiah Green
So you get destroyed by muslims?
Andrew Sanchez
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Jacob Sullivan
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Lincoln Peterson
Fuck you. I am the biggest empire
Landon Howard
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David Bailey
No, you're thinking of modern Germany
Luke Rogers
kys
Eli Jackson
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Aaron Rogers
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Asher Kelly
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Leo Bailey
Thank God! I thought I was the only one!
Daniel Wood
Who is this glorious man?
Eli Wood
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Asher Edwards
His name is Travis. He has two knifes.
Jason Adams
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Alexander Ortiz
Nice try, OP, but you weren't nearly that big by 555 CE. You were restricted to the eastern Mediterranean. Sorry if that triggers you, but the Western Roman Empire is a far superior gender.
Levi Anderson
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Gavin Ross
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Matthew Miller
Byzantines still got beat pretty bad by them mussie turks though, the difference is that Germany likes getting destroyed by them.
Juan Lewis
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Nathaniel Rogers
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Michael Smith
You barely lasted a century, bitch. I spanned the broadest distance of territory, I lasted hundreds of years, and I was white.
Ian Martinez
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Oliver Hernandez
Thank you, I shall sacrifice a small goat to Moloch in your name
Ethan Williams
Would take a muslim hundreds of years to penetrate my defenses, Germany just gives it away like a whore
Isaac Foster
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