Storytime!

Storytime!
What's the gayest thing you've ever done?
I'll start with maybe next post.

I fucked your nan from behind & couldn't tell the difference

Made two baby's

Had sex with another man.

going to this thread

Probably a tie between sucking my little bros dick in a dare to twerking on the dance floor at a comic convention for booze

Fap to gay porn
Fap to traps
And basically being the
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THATS PRETTY GAY

Was hooked on uppers. Would jack off for hours on them. Eventually got kinda turned on to man pron. Had an anonymous encounter with an asian exchange student one morning after being up all night. Loved it.

Summer comes around and bored. Get invited to a p&p thinking it would just be some gay fun.

Basically took a ton of addy, drank booze and smoked weed and had a giant orgy. No comdoms allowed. Piss, semen, you name it.

So basically I win.

Well,

it would probably have to be getting dressed up in full lingerie, hooking up with a guy through reddit, getting tied down and collared, then having him fuck my mouth till he came.

I wanna do it again, but while locked in chastity now that I have a cage.

Also I would love to eat a guys cum from a girls pussy, ideally while they both humiliated me

Yeah, but what can I say? I really like dick, even more than I do pussy. I'll never be a bottom again though.

Not pre-typed. I'm sorry.

>Be me, 16
>end of winter, just got my car a few months ago
>going over to my friend's house, gotta try the new Smash 4 dlc
>play for an hour or two, starting to get bored
>he comes up with a plan
>strip smash
>I'm down, anything to make it more interesting
>we get down to boxers
>final match before one of us is guaranteed naked
>nohomo
>we both decide to go mains, make this shit real
>my peach vs his falcon
>I fucking lose, 3 stocked
>all pissed like I go to take off my boxers
>he stops me before I can get them off proper
>he proposes another idea: one last round for all the beans
>loser jerks off the winner
>I'm confidant I can turn this around and also a shitty horny teen so I agree
>I lose
>I sigh and try to back out of it like a bitch
>He finally convinces me that it'll never leave his room

To be continued

More bi or curious guys wanna be the bottom. To let go of the masculinity of being a top in a straight relationship is what theyre after. Lotta power bottoms too.

>16
>New smash dlc
Smash 4 dlc isn't even 2 years old yet
MODS

Interesting..... looking forward to cont

Yeah the game itself is only about a year old.
Still wondering what happened though

Shhh... it's just getting good...

I played Barbie games when I was 6 years old.

I used cream that smelled like flowers when I was 8.

I watch gay pron regularly because I'm bisexual.

Gay enough?

Lets go nigga

>I agree, begrudgingly
>jerking him off slowly
>I don't like it
>he can tell, tries to "cheer me up"
>leans forward, starts on me
>A bit shocked that he'd do this, thought he was straight
>I don't mind, continue on him
>after a bit he tells me to slow down; he's close
>I tell him that I'm nowhere near
>he fucking blasts into overdrive
>I can't even focus on him anymore
>he's going fast and hard on me
>I'm close now
>tell him, he doesn't care
>speeds up
>fucking losing my mind here
>cum fucking gallons
>mostly on my stomach, a bit on his sheets
>he grabs a box of kleenex and starts cleaning me off
>once I'm all clean it's his turn

I'm sorry. I'm slow.
SHH it's getting good.

Exactly what I said. Trust pedo cat

Gayest is taken a cock in the ass while sucking another (spit roasting). But seeing as I am female that maybe the straightest thing. The most lesbian thing I have done is double fisted a woman.

>be me
>18, horny af
>wander if the gays are onto something with the ass stuff
>as a devout scientist, I must know
>find pencil
>lubricate
>stick pencil up ass
>feelsbad.jpg
>"maybe have to fap at same time"
>jerk pencil in and out with 1 hand, jerk dick with other
>feels good, but weird
>orgasm
mfw I'm straight and took it to the ass
mfw I did it again the next week

>said no homo

was in a group that bashed and robbed gays who hung around large cruising park.
did this on and off for 6 mnths until they moved elsewhere
will hang around for a bit and answer any questions

>be me just got back to home port after 4 months out to see.
>deployment to the shitty part of the world
>need to fuck no girls interested in a squid
>hanging out with other guys from the ship and they bring a friend.
>friend obviously gay keeps checkin me out
>get hammered beyond recognition
>go out behind buddies house and let him suck me off
>finger his butthole
>hear people out front and stop
>act like nothing happened rest of night.

>once he gets in position I get started on him again
>he leans back, presumably closes his eyes
>I'm a bit bored of this, had to start him completely over
>from the limited pron I've seen I know handjobs are the lowest tier of foreplay
>Time for level two
>Lean forward, put it in my mouth
>he bolts straight upright
>"What the fuck are you doing?"
>as if he couldn't see
>I pull away and tell him that I've wanted to try it for a while
>he agrees with my choice and lays back down
>get back to it
>turns out I have an amazing gag reflex
>take in most of it no problem, I can tell that he's not going to last too much longer
>tells me he's close again
>continue
>he tells me that I'd need to use my hand to finish him
>I pull off of his dick, start jacking him off again
>decide that I'm not going to pussy out of the finale
>put the tip in my mouth, still jacking him off
>he tells me that he's going to cum and to pull away
>fuck that
>he cums in my mouth
>tasted like shit, didn't care
>swallowed every last drop
>he cleans off and we get back to smash bros

That was a quick compilation of my first few times to make it interesting.
Thanks for being patient!

first off, why?
second off, because they were gay or...

This story made me hard. Where can I get some bleach?

I hear walmart has it in stock. Sorry about turning you ;)

park was huge and people used it as shortcut
a few young guys got propositioned and harassed by gay guys after dark maybe the stories were blown out of proportion but it started as revenge for creeping on younger friends and family

Hey, while I've got gays up in here, how do I get into anal? I want to try it, don't have the balls. Any tips on starting out?

please refer to

I meant more of specifics. pitfalls to avoid, things to specifically not do. Thanks for the reference tho.

Apparently if you stick something too far up, like a really massive dildo it could fuck up your intestines. But honestly I can't think of anything you really shouldn't do. Just use actual lube, not soap, and go really easy at first with an actual dildo

don't use dry soap as a lube. Ensure that digestive system is entirely empty (or constipation) don't go too deep. don't use genitals on the anal sphincter or it can cause a dysfunction that makes it so you need to wear dipers to not shit yourself. use a proper lubricant. Even with lube it will still make the ass feel like its on fire. it will hurt if its larger than your thumb.

tl;dr - don't do it, the cons outweigh the pros

I have a pair of those cat ear headphones and I wore them and a speedo and was running around campus grinding on random men on valentines day

So if I walked into a local sex shop and brought it up they'd probably be able to help me out?

Fucking horror stories like this make me scared about my future. Gonna do it anyways.

Went to a bathhouse and got jacked off by a hot old guy in the whirlpool. Watched a lot of Fucking and sucking. Also went to a set movie store and got several blow jobs in a glory hole.

I am 27 and live in Bremen, Germany.

Hell yeah that's what I did. I knew really nothing, and there were actually three women in there that talked to me about different lube and dildos. And how some have a coating that comes off if you use a certain lube or something like that. I even bought some lingerie there and they didn't seem to give two shits.

a judgmental sex shop is not one that stays open for long. it's in their employees best interest to not really give the clientele any guff

Well, gonna have to give the local place a visit then. Probably going to have to wait a bit for house to be empty also need a hiding place, but I'll do my best to make it work. Hell, if I end up being into it, guy from my story will more than likely be up for it.

I'm gay... I can't get any gayer

Any stories? Like first time or first interesting time?

True, guess I should have known that anyways.

I just put my stuff in a drawer, then again no one really comes in my room. Also if you don't want things to be a mess and don't use an enema, you can always do it in the shower so if shit does come out, its in the shower and not on clothes/bed/sheets/ect.

Honestly for the longest time I thought I was straight, but after dressing up and having anal with guys it feels 10000 times better.

I'd rather be fucked then every fuck a girl again, it's weird. Sometimes I kinda lose my erection but I still feel ridiculously turned on if I'm pounding my ass with my dildo.

What does Cred Forums think about my small dick?

Disagree for me but some people just hate it.

Its gonna feel weird and its definitely a mental hurdle to realize "whoa, some guys cock is in my asshole right now". It sounds silly vut its a real thing for first timers and they might get nervous and tighten up.

THE KEY IS TO STAY RELAXED. Any tenseness can tighten you up and pleasure turns to pain.

Really arch your back. Make your hole as accessable as possible and it makes everything more comfy.

Try and find a trusted partner or a married man because condoms suck. Takes away from the unique feeling that makes the experience different than using a dildo. You can feel all the veins popping out and when the cock twitches inside you and its really hot. Plus having the guy jam his hips in to you when he cums and feeling his dick jolt and it spurts and the warmth you have deep in your guts for hours afterward is glorious.

Goddamn, I really want to be into it now. I'd go now if it wasn't dark and stormy outside right now.

Fucked myself with a buttery ear of grilled corn.

do you ever think to yourself "wtf is wrong with me?"
I once though that when I took a step back and realize I wanted to fuck Baphomet as a satyr...

Did this once when I was getting into pokemon. I decided that I was already bi/gay and that there wasn't much more I could do to disappoint my ancestors.

I'm speaking from experience when I say: save your soul, don't do it.

I thought the same. I later realized that I wasn't doing bestiality yet and still had a chance to turn back. I know from experience that the more deboterous your sexuality gets, the more evit it becomes. I used to be straight...

tl;dr - it's not to late to repent

If you try it, subjectively measure how much you actually enjoyed it. Whatever you do, do not force yourself to enjoy it. That's a form of psychological conditioning.

Why deny yourself true exhilaration and ultimate sexual satisfaction?

I don't give a shit. Not repenting. Have a flash drive full up of them.

Definitely will do. Thanks for the help!

Common guys ! You all know the professor fucked the shit out of them three girls.

why not repent?

Sucked a dick and swallowed while wearing frilly pink panties.

gayest thing ive done is get my best friend to sleep in my bed with me, both barely clothed. he had a girlfriend at the time

but at the cost of true happiness. Why trade a lasting happiness with a fleeting moment of joy.

What?
Already like it to the point that my life without it is noticeably empty, like a good show or game.
sounds hot

I'm running out of cut-down versions, gonna start posting fulls for y'all.

What are you all, fuckin' gay?

Does anyone in this thread live in Texas? I really wanna get fucked, and this thread isn't making things better...

Havent you noticed how sexual practice evolves. once you get used to jerking off orgasm, you go onto something else, eventually you move on to yet another thing. pretty soon the current sexual practice is alien from the original. its a slippery slope, be careful where you tread.

True happiness is stopping st my friends house every day after work and having him shoot a monster load of cum deep in my ass so i can still feel it in me when i get home to kiss my wife and play with my kids.

happiness gives, it does not take. that happiness with gay seex is momentary. once its done, its done. True happiness has to do with making those around you happy, agape love seeds true happiness. how happy would you be if your wife and kids found out (or how happy do you think they are if they have?)

yes mr forehead.
we are all gay as fuck

Eh, I feel like I want to live my life to the fullest possible. If it turns out this is really good for me, I'll take it.

Just about as far away as possible. about 2 hours from Canada :(

not that there's anything wrong with that

Fucking damnit. Well I'll just have to stick to cam whoring then..

I mean, you could just head out to a bar nearby. Bet a few twinks would be really interested in your bear ass ;x

This is a gay thread, get the vagina shit out of here

I have been dying to do this, just afraid of being carried off and taken as a hostage or killed because I'm a gay.

no no, it feels glorious.
im bi myself. i can fuck any of my friends

I'm sorry. Just really like this one. I'll fix it up for you.

It really depends on where in Texas you are. You'll need to really read your neighborhood before going public like I'm suggesting. Can guarantee it'll be better than camming.

They never will and even if they did i dont care if they found out. I'd convince her to stay with me.

Its not momentary. I love my man and what we do together. I get up and work hard every day knowing i get my reward injected in me when i leave.

Fuck you for being a preachy faggot. Take your morals and use them to fuck your little alter boys.

>be me, kinda chubby 26 from cologne,germany
>go to a variety of gay places like movies, sauna or open places
>one movie place i especially like , because the action starts rather quick and there is not a lot of bullshit talking , altough that can be hot too
>that day there are a lot of people , more than usual
>sit on one of the three benches before one screen, there is a second room with a screen and a glory hole and a dark room
>an old turk sits right besides me
>immediately starts massage my dick
>get hard and start stroking his dick too

I once went to a sauna and sucked two dudes at once , it was awesome. When one of them was finished, i let him fuck me.

I'm in Denton, which is pretty open to all sorts of shit like gays and all.

>we look at each other and the tension is rising
>other people start to notice the action and start openly jacking off to us
>there are 2 young boys, one looks a bit underage and 3 old dudes
>i really like daddys, so i wink them all over
>all of the sudden the turk starts to wip my penis out of my trousers and blow me
>oh my god, this is good, fuck continue you old hot bastard
>i say this out loud, so everybody in the room gets even more exited
>two of the other guys start to blow two of the older dudes
>the third guy comes near me, gets his dick out and forces me to suck his cock
>its hard not to come, the old turk is jerking me off and sucking at the same time

>its so hot to see everybody in the room fucking
>one guy is on top of the young one and rides him, while screaming how hot it is to be fucked by such a young stud
>one kinda chuby young chico is sucking two guys at once
>i am concentrating on enjoying the experience, but then i cant hold it back and come all over the old mens face
>he licks the cum off and continues to stroke me, humming about my lovely cock
>i keep watching the gay orgy, as a obviously transexual dude is coming in
>everybody starts focusing on him

kek.
Its inevitable for your wife to find out. When she does she will want to leave because she isn't getting the d as much as she would want. You will probably lose intrest of her overtime too. leaving your children wandering what happened when a divorce is filed.

Consider the future. and consider whether long-lasting happiness is better or worse than momentary joy.

She gets the D plently. Sex crazed bi here. We fuck all the time lol. Also its not possible for them to find out. Perfect arrangement.

Nice try being a white knight fag. Try it once. Apparently it sounds appealing to you if you think its so tempting

Hey for everyone in this thread, why not make a tinychat room for us to chat up in?

Am on it

Sweet, are you making the room? And is anyone else still here?

a white knight would defend your sexual practices. its a conservative tard like me that defends moral ethics.

So this dead now?