Sniper! Get dow

Sniper! Get dow

run! ru

Huh? I don't think Dow would be a good inves-

Wait
I think i see hi-

herp derp always the same story, someone makes this kind of a thread and then acts as if they were really shot by a sniper and stops writing at a random moment, look user i know it's summer and it's ending soon but please... please keep this to yourse

this s

Listen here you little sh

keep your head down ano..

super ke

I bet you suck cock real hard you fucking faggo

Holy shit we're fucke-

wait let me get muh gu

I don't see hi

oh god damnit not this shit aga

are these still funny

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*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind him*
nothing personn

Nut up, or shu

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I see him! He's righ

Oh great it's another one of these threa

IS WHAT STILL FUNNY? ARE YOU TH

Cred Forumsro's he right next to th

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, ki

We're going to need your gorilla tactics, this sniper is no j-

I have some bananas, these will stop him from killing innocen

Get to cover fags, I got this shi

It's almost like Candlejack. You say his name and then y

goodnews4chanfriends
ifoundsomemoremoonmoonmemes
hereiswhatigot!

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Boss, get down! The enemy sniper. Stay low and crawl along the ground.

>get down
why? is Candlejack here aga---

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I don't see hi

God damn it you beat me to it you faggot I wanted to say Candlejack fir--

getdown!haha
watchoutforthatsniper4chanbuddies!

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oldfag alert, go away it's summer and summer is for newfa

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Our listening posts in the Gamma Quadrant have suddenly gone dead.

alahu ackb-

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god will protec-

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nice dub dubs

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>Get down!

YOU EITHER FIGHT OR YOU SURF!

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Send reinforcements! Control, we need backu--

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that moment when you realize some faggot is spamming the fuck out of your thread

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youdontlikemoonmoon?
imsorry4chanbuddy

lol I know, who is this fucking loser?

Clinton's going to win.

it's like acid on weed

lolthisoneismyfavguys!

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oscar mile task force bravo requesting a10 gun run to suppress Taliban snipers coordinates foxtrot echo golf golf Juliet whiskey zulu niner hotel indigo kilo kilo lima ove-*pink mist*

Go away tumblrfa-

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idk I can't be asked to share your enthusiasm about this

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I cant see shit he must be gone by n-

mike**

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That moment when you realize you still use "that moment when"

hai4chanbuddies!!!!

Kill your se--

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An error report? I'd better send that.

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kek--

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>triggered tumblrfag spam

Never thought I'd see anything this autisti-

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wtf is moon moon? And why the fuck is it being spammed by one nigger?

There is always one cunt who has to ruin a good thing

still can't be asked

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>one cunt who has to ruin a good thin--

fixed

I think you mean ke-

Did someone say candlejack? I thought he was just a lege

i think i see hi-

Thanks an--

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Havent seen one of these threads in y

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I detect the highest degree of autism in this thre--

What exactly are we supposed to do in a sniper thr

god we are massive cu

Damn, this fucker must have a lot of bulle-

I wonder if im ne

No friend, he's over th

Really guys? I new Cred Forums was fucking dumb and autistic but not like this. Hey op kill yoursel-

>inb4 rel-

hey, what's going on in thi-

Lol, such a good new meme, I love forchan, can't wait to start this on facebook!

Oh no, I think he saw me!

Holy sh-

Ke

The sniper is really my friend, Carl. Carl would never sh-

Obviously, this is a sniper that doesn't shoot fagg-

BAWS, GET DOWN
THE ENEMY SNI-

EVERYBODY GET DOW-