Death battle. Who would win Cred Forums?
Death battle. Who would win Cred Forums?
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Stalemate.
Ernest would jack his jaw.
Ernest has retard strength but Pee Wee has some brains.
Tough one but I say Ernest because I could see him snapping in to a violent rage
Jim Varney won years ago.
Whoever wins; we all lose.
I believe that lung cancer has already decided this one user.
I would say Ernest out of the gate but peewee has random black magic possessed inanimate objects constantly surrounding him and a disembodied head in a box. Ernest may be a man but peewee might actually be Satan.
this peewee is satan in his human form.
Yep. He's all innocent and childlike but you turn your back for a second and he has masturbated his way into political power and now controls the world with Ernest's head on a pike.
Ernest has beaten supernatural beings before.
Part of me is still sad that they never got a chance to team-up.
Anyway, don't forget that before Pee Wee was Pee Wee, he was in some Cheech and Chong movies: youtube.com
Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing really.
Peewee has jerked off in a theater and got busted for kiddy porn, so he's got that going for him.
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How about Mr. Bean vs The Black Adder?
>I'm not sorry!!!
Ernest is dead already so......
I was looking for the one where he was a hotel clerk. That shit was gold. He was basically doing the Pee Wee act but as a really mean-spirited asshole.
I don't know what that other thing is.
This right here. Peewee would whip his schlong out and fire a blinding wad off in Ernest's eye then proceed to use his tard magic to finish the job
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It's his other famous character. Seriously look it up on youtube. It's highly worth it.
Ernest P Worrel any day
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Don't get me wrong. I ain't happy about it. He seemed like a really nice guy on and off camera. Kinda weird that he basically got famous for doing local TV commercials around Nashville though. I mean he started out trying to sell adults on switching to natural gas, and ended up doing kid movies and being on like lunch boxes and Trapper Keepers and shit.