Death battle. Who would win Cred Forums?

Death battle. Who would win Cred Forums?

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Stalemate.

Ernest would jack his jaw.

Ernest has retard strength but Pee Wee has some brains.

Tough one but I say Ernest because I could see him snapping in to a violent rage

Jim Varney won years ago.

Whoever wins; we all lose.

I believe that lung cancer has already decided this one user.

I would say Ernest out of the gate but peewee has random black magic possessed inanimate objects constantly surrounding him and a disembodied head in a box. Ernest may be a man but peewee might actually be Satan.

this peewee is satan in his human form.

Yep. He's all innocent and childlike but you turn your back for a second and he has masturbated his way into political power and now controls the world with Ernest's head on a pike.

Ernest has beaten supernatural beings before.

Part of me is still sad that they never got a chance to team-up.

Anyway, don't forget that before Pee Wee was Pee Wee, he was in some Cheech and Chong movies: youtube.com/watch?v=KKBvDa7m2rw

Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing really.

Peewee has jerked off in a theater and got busted for kiddy porn, so he's got that going for him.

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How about Mr. Bean vs The Black Adder?

>I'm not sorry!!!

Ernest is dead already so......

I was looking for the one where he was a hotel clerk. That shit was gold. He was basically doing the Pee Wee act but as a really mean-spirited asshole.

I don't know what that other thing is.

This right here. Peewee would whip his schlong out and fire a blinding wad off in Ernest's eye then proceed to use his tard magic to finish the job

Vern

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It's his other famous character. Seriously look it up on youtube. It's highly worth it.

Ernest P Worrel any day

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Don't get me wrong. I ain't happy about it. He seemed like a really nice guy on and off camera. Kinda weird that he basically got famous for doing local TV commercials around Nashville though. I mean he started out trying to sell adults on switching to natural gas, and ended up doing kid movies and being on like lunch boxes and Trapper Keepers and shit.