Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

turn 180 degrees and walk out

Who put this staircase in my bedroom?

Turn 720 degrees and walk out

Pull out gun, call cops
>looks like a fucking trap to me
>not trap as in trans

turn 5040 and walk away

ask my mom if I can fuck her

Turn 2880 degrees and walk out

"We had to do some renovating for the photoshoot."

Optimize her in the pussy

That is so obviously a dude.

Turn 129600 degrees and walk out.

Ask if she got lost. Offer her a taxi

Probably has a dick tbh

>stick tube up her ass hole
>stick other end of tune up my ass hole
>fart as long and as hard as I can
>farts coming out of my 280 pound ass are usually massive

...

could still have a dick...they use tape to tuck you know.

it's fucking playboy man there's no penis

Why do you have these saved?

why not?

Overrated

I was just trying to bait you into posting a a pussy pic from a better angle.

I'm really dense soemtimes, shoulda figured.

wrong picture!