500 word essay

>500 word essay
>due tomorrow
>haven't started yet.

what do?

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any idiot can shit out five hundred words within an hour.

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This Bait is like 12 years old
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And like me

500 words, you can finish it in the morning

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>500 word
>essay

what are you fucking 12 years old? get the fuck outta here and write the damn thing you little shit

There's no way you can write 500 words in one night.

500 words?

what are you, in middle school, faggot?

500?!? That's nothing. What's the subject?

this is a joke.

500 isn't that much, get extremely formal up in that bitch, dont use conjunctions
>we're
We are
>i'm
I am

Get into detail with descriptions
(Asuming you have to describe anything in the essay)

Keep unnecessary words, just to get your word count high up there
Hell, type more and get a better grade.

>tl;dr
Be smart.

Fuck around for a couple more hours. Browse /gif for a bit there's usually some good threads there. Maybe take a dump. Might wanna jerk off too. But shower afterwards you don't need that jizzy cock bothering you later. Make some food. Then write 500 words in fucking 20 minutes and quit being such a god damn retard. Enjoy 9th grade tomorrow, you worthless virgin cunt.

If your a neckbeard like me you can write 1000 words

this thread is now at about 250 words

...sounds to me that it's like a 15 minutes of work.

Perhaps you can't but most people could accomplish such a goal. You merely need to write like this.

this

500 words is fucking nothing lad

I'm doing 3000 words a week

As an undergrad most of my essays were 2000 words

Even in fucking school we had at least 1000

What the fuck can you say in 500 words? Absolute joke

just rephrase whatever is on wikipedia.

Easy Game

This was pretty much my uni life, blasting out 2000-3000 word essays in a week. 3-4 days of researching / stealing references from wiki and 2-3 days of writing the thing.

Apart from my dissertation, I blasted that thing out in 10 days, with research, 10,000 words excl footnotes... That turned my mind to mush.

>500 words

Kek, stop being a pussy OP that's nothing, give me the topic and I'll write it for you, I'm on mobile though might take a slight bit.

are you guys fucking retarded? 500 words? Thats a single fucking paragraph of a high school essay. I'm in my final year of school and my essays total 1500 at least, written in 60-70 minutes. The fuck is a 500 word essay? The fucking heading accounts for a good chunk of it

>500 words
>Due tomorrow
What are you, an illiterate backwoods brush ape? Take 15 minutes and shit out a quarter page long essay. It isn't that hard OP.

this thread is now at about 400 words

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You could easily do 500 words in 5 minuets

Say some shit that sounds like what the teacher wants to hear, and and lots of fluff. Every word counts.

>What are you, an illiterate backwoods brush ape?
Yes.

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No you don't, faggot. You could write like this too, it just depends on how many words you can use to describe one thing. Also 500 words is fucking nothing.

My freshman year at Uni, Lit prof assigned a 500 word "diagnostic essay" to do over 2 days. Barely counted for our grades; just so he could see what he needed to focus on teaching. Maybe OP has something similar.

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>500 words
>1.5-2 hours
It's not that hard.

Five hundred words Ohh my god. That's unbelievable, I can't belive you could get an assignment of that magnitude. I find it very comical that you seem to think it's some sort of daunting task. Your about as useful as a bag of dildos,if you can't complete a five hundred word essay. I think that was a requirement in the eighth grade. So I'm assuming your about sixteen to eighteen. So that means you probably shouldn't even be on this site much less feeding trolls your crap it's all just fuel for us to rip on you. The first post got it right. Love this type of stuff I'll write a cool hundred words just on this troll food.

So in closing your a fag, this is probably bait, and five hundred words is nothing and I like tacos

Pic related:it only takes a few words to be meaningful and discriptive.

500 words isn't shit. Nigger

Seriously 500 words is freshman shit like highschool freshman... fucking Word keeps track of how many words you've typed, Jesus. I've got a physics exam in two days and haven't started sure yet. Fuck dude you got first world problems.

Copy the contents of this thread. It is already 500 words.

I can't hand this in...

Kill the men and rape the women.

Write 500 words, go to bed for a few hours, hand it in in the morning. 500 words is nothing.

psh, i got a 1500 due yesterday that i gotta do tonight

dont give a shit about your essay but you can keep posting that goddess

Its just 500 words pussy.