Drive 4 hours up to visit female friend id known for a while and met recently at a party

MOOOOAARRRRR

What a bunch of inked degenerates you are.
This generation is awful.

if this story doesn't end with "oh wow i thought you were gay..."

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Waiting for op

Ohh shit, whaddap

Inb4 troll ending

continue plz op

In b4 bellair

nah it's dinosaur

holy fucking shit go on already!!!!

NEED MOAR!!!

I swear if it ends shitty

im fucking waiting this story is interesting, inb4 troll ending

if you never had a threesome kys op

Hurry up nigger

>she laughs, " are you hard right now?"
>not sure what to do, "uh yeah, can i take a shower?"
>she says yeah and i quickly get up and just go to the bathroom
>close the door, shit apartment so theres no lock
>try to evaluate how this is fucking happening
>my life is not this fucking lucky
>turn the shower on and get in
>no fucking shower curtain or door
>place is a shit hole
>be in there for a few minutes
>door opens
>try to cover up
>its friend of friend
>still topless
>"I have to leave for work in a half hour, can i quickly get in there?"
>literally don't even respond
>she gets undressed anyway and gets in the shower
>literally rubbing against me to grab shampoo and shit
>straight diamond dick
>she laughs again, "nice dick"
>i laugh "thanks"
>i go to make a move
>friend walks in to bathroom with towel on this time
>she starts talking to her friend in the shower with me
>what the fucking is going on here
>this is not fucking normal
>fucking weird hippies with their indifference to nudity
>"wait, user, are you hard right now?" friend asks
>"yeah, i cant really control it"
>she walks over and grabs my dick
>friend of friend is literally standing there laughing as she shampoos her hair
>not sure what is going on
>but im just gonna see where it goes

Virgin + newfag

CONTINUE OP

Then someone else open door

Get on floor

Dinosaur

lurkin'

Never die.

I already came

inb4 OP realizes he's a nigger living in the White House.

holy fuck my sides are in orbit

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ofc there isn't a lock

someone for the love of god be saving this

What is dead can never die

>>they both now grab the shampoo bottles
>>they have their eyes closed while lathering
>>I take the momment to stare at their perky tits
>>my cock becomes even more diamonds
>>they open their eyes and catch me staring
>>they give me the eyes of arrousal
>>friend of friend grabs my dick and strokes a bit
>>other friend gets down on the shower floor|
>>the door reopens
>>walk the dinosaur

Nice trips user.

Lets go op lets gooo

i wanna comment "holy fuck they just want to FUCK", but in this situation, i think i'd kinda play it off too. you've never been there, not even comfortable situation

I don't really care for your story. but I need sauce on that! Preferably for both girls

This isn't op

top zooboo

you don't die on me.

Nice try

need to cum, hurry op

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Uh oh, here comes the fun police. Everybody hide!

go on

Nice, I see you are a man of culture!

>she lets go of my dick
>grabs nearby small towel things
>starts scrubbing me in the shower
>friend starts pissing in the shower with me in it
>not cool
>but not gonna fucking complain right now
>me and other girl in shower are pretty much done
>friend or friend glides past my dick
>dick brushes against her ass
>she turns off the shower
>she gets out and drys off
>no other towel for me
>friend takes her towel off and gives it to me
>fuuuuuuuuuuuck this is too much
>i dry off and wrap towel around my waist
>friend laughs and takes it off
>"we've all seen each other naked now, it doesn't fucking matter"
>they both walk off to friends room
>i guess i should follow
>friend lays down on friends bed
>friend of friend blow drys her hair
>im just standing leaning against the wall
>dick isn't hard anymore
>gotten used to the casual nudity
>friend says "come here and lay down with me"
>i walk over and lay next to her
>she immediately gets on top of me with her fresh smell and smooth skin from the shower
>dick is literally against her pussy
>she is just on top of me, naked, looking at me, laughing
>"so what do you want to do today?"
>"whatever you want to do, you live here, you knows whats best i guess" i say whilst kinda laughing
>"oh really?" she laughs
>she leans down and just starts making out with me so fucking hard
>dick is immediately diamonds again
>i start kissing her neck and grabbing her ass
>friend of friend starts laughing, forgot she was even there
>"you do realize this is my room" she says while laughing
>"then you should probably fucking join" says my friend
>oh my god. oh my god. oh my god.

holy yes

want pics of these girls

Don't even care if this turns out to be fake anymore

lurkin' hard.

bump

Go on
please

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Are these girls hot or not op. I'm thinking not. Hoping so but thinking not

agree, this is a nice plot nonetheless

bump

Neat

>>friend of friend walks towards both of us
>>friend slides a bit down and gazes from below at my cock
>>while friend starts licking my balls, other friend starts blowing
>>At this point my dick has hit diamond 2.0
>>I continue to enjoy the momment but decide I should alpha
>>I demand one of them gets onto my cock while the other makes out with me
>>They both comply as if they wanted that to happen
>>for all the glory a new beginning of cum tributes will be made tonight
>>for all this im not op you've been trolled like a new asshole was born
>>we continue with the asshole and contiunue fucking till there is no tomarro
>>all my efforts were given and i cum on both of theirs tits
>>and continue to wonder why the above message still was there

Buuuuump

Come on OP

at least u tried

So she notices you're hard and your response is 'can I take a shower?'.

Sure, bro. That's what you do in a strangers flat.

>fresh smell

>a naked wet girl in a towel
If she's in a towel then she's not naked. Fuck off with this contradictory shit.

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the plot thickens

>friend of friend laughs and does like a slight shrug
>walks over and literally pushed my friend off of me and just starts sucking my cock
>she is so fucking good
>she looks directly into my eyes
>im in another dimension
>friend grabs my jaw and moves my head to look at her and stars making out with me
>she grabs my hand and puts it to her pussy
>rubbing her off, whilst i get sucked off
>friend of friend stops sucking me off and mounts me
>starts riding me real slow
>letting out those soft little whimpers girls do when the dick first goes in
"hes cute isn't he?" friend says
>friend of friend doesn't even say anything, just nods
>friend holds my shoulders down and mounts my face
>literally mouth full of wet pussy
>wasn't the best feeling in the world cuz she put her whole body weight onto my face
>but i liked it cuz it was making me last longer
>friend does this weird twise on my face so now her ass is on my face
>she leans forward and starts making out with her friend
>oh my god this . isn't . fucking. possible.
>keep in this position for a while
>they both get off
>i flip my friend over and fuck her from behind
>friend of friend puts her pussy in front of my friend and she starts licking it
>doggie style feels so good
>visuals are so good too
>not sure how much longer i can take
>take dick out and start munching friends pussy/ass again
>go back to fucking her in the pussy again
>start slow and then just start really pounding
>friend stops licking her friend and does that moan on every pound
>"uh... uh.... uh... uh..."
>she looks back with her mouth open and just says "fuck"
>she pushes me off and just starts sucking me off
>friend of friend gets up and stands next to me
>he tits pressed against me she starts making out with me and rubbing my body
>she bites the shit out of my neck
>"well i need to go to work, ill see you two later i hope"
>friend starts getting dressed while i get sucked off
>feels so good being watched

come on OP....

who cares??

they're whatever you want them to look like

> her friend grabs my thighs hard
> Uh oh, my goompy about to take a boompy
> friend #1 takes a good gander at my penile situation about to erupt
> Can't resist any longer
> I fart into my own butthole
> I learn to make my butthole scream today

N1

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fuck you for keeping me up this late but go on

idgaf about the story but is there more to this pic?

>aroused

> Uh oh, my goompy about to take a boompy

What

From now on that will be my saying

All I want is sleep

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I think it's the girls

Nice

> I fart into my own butthole
Nigga wut?

>OP is baiting since no pics.
>Kys lying trap cock lover

hops is true good story would cum agan

I just noticed that dick is sideways...

Yeah it's like twisted

Is there more?

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Doc mounted it incorrectly

No. OP is a faggot as always and will never deliver. Go to bed, u have school in the morning

>friend is sucking real hard now and playing with balls
>so close to nutting
>friend of friend says she is leaving
>gets down in her work clothes and starts sucking me off too
>oh my god
>cant take it anymore
>literally cum so fucking hard
>get most of my nut in my friends mouth
>friend starts making out with her friend with my cum
>they are just swapping my cum
>fuuuuuuuuck
>they both start laughing and swallow my cum
>friend of friend gets up, kisses me on the cheek, winks at me, puts her hand on my face like gliding off as she walks away
>friend gets off her knees and lays on the bed rubbing her breasts
>her face is all rosy and red
>her legs are spread apart and im still so fucking horny
>"you taste so fucking good" she says
>"that was fucking wild" i say
>she leans over to her friends nightstand
>opens drawer and pulls out a joint
>she starts smoking it and offers me some
>i take some hits
>she puts it back in her mouth
>"go down on me" she says
>cant fucking refuse that
>start going down on her
>gross sex pussy taste but fuck it
>look up at her whilst im going down on her
>she is just laying there, eyes closed, smoking a joint with one hand and rubbing her tits with the other
>she starts moaning
>"oh my fucking god" she says
>grabs my hair really hard
>fucking hurts
>try to ignore it
>cant anymore
>push her hand away and slide up her body
>take the joint and tell her to go down on me
>she starts sucking me off again
>i keep puffing the joint and im just getting higher
>she is sucking my dick real nice and slow now cuz shes high
>im in heaven
>get legit stoned
>no idea how long shes been sucking me for
>she gets back up on top of me
>starts riding me
>i lean her down and start sucking her tits
>the sex is real slow
>her face is all red and so is mine
>i can literally feel her breathe against my neck
>oh fuck this is hot
>her hair is still kinda wet from the shower she had earlier

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Gay

Listen man I have a bedtime so how much more do we have?

>gross sex pussy taste

Didn't they both just take a shower?

If thats gay then im a damn twikling faerie prancing around in a satin thong and glitter on my chest and balls sucking on a double donger

>inb4 who was phone

Yeah but he also went balls deep in them after. Keep up with the timeline.

Zooboo

>such a fucking turn on
>she starts nibbling my earlobe
>feels good
>she leans back up and starts riding me real slow
>she puts her arms up and starts like running her hands through her hair
>im in heaven
>start smoking the last of the joint
>tell her im about to cum
>she gets off
>she lays next to me
>she grabs my cock and starts slowly stroking it
>she starts kissing my neck and looking me in the eyes
>she keeps stroking
>oh god
>fuuuuck
>whole body just starts to shake
>nut the best nut of my life
>she just keeps kissing me and softly stroking
>she laughs and kissed me on the lips
>im about to fucking just pass out
>she gets up and comes back with toilet paper
>i clean the cum off my stomach
>she lays back down with me
>put her under my arm
>sort of just lay there making out slowly
>"hang on" she says
>she gets up and puts the album On the Beach on by Neil Young
>"holy shit you like neil young?" i ask
>"hes fucking amazing" she says
>"damn." i say
>legit thinking about marrying this chick
>she lays back down with me
>we just lay there under the fan that was going round and round
>fall asleep

so thats it my friends. her friend got back later that day and woke us up. other people were already there supposedly and had sort of just ignored out naked slumber. we got up and got dressed. they had a party that night and i drank and smoked some more. had a good time. spent the rest of my weekend there then went home. was a great time. i was 22 at the time. they were around the same age.

its hard to believe to some i guess,but its real. and it happened. and i wouldn't trade that day for anything.

nig they sweaty from fuckin and he's been stickin his dick in that shit

Wait, so you can have intercourse more than once per year? Does the bible permit this?

They're smokers, showers don't keep their pussies fresh.

how long have you been writing fiction?

Kek

Trips have spoken. It's all fake. Pack your shit everyone

Doesn't matter, still jerked it.

Who cares?

you didn't make her yours?

So u guys arent getting married

This

>and i wouldn't trade that day for anything
Except maybe for the throne of Bel-Aire?

Fake or not thx for the story

How gay can it get?

what a legend.

Whether that was real or not that was great. The details were just right, I feel like I just fucked 2 hippy skanks and it feels good. Now I'm gonna go take it out on my gf. Appreciate it op.

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Don't marry a dirty whore like that man, it might have been an amazingly fun day but think about how many other dudes must have had that same day with her if they were both so casual about it.
Marry a girl that makes you really work for it, the prudes are the real prize my dude, sex with them is the culmination of hard work.

Thanks bro. Nice story. Ever see them again?

can someone screencap this please?

don make me tear up OP.. *sob*

>

fuck you too. i'll screencap for myself

i meant to 'upvote' man c'mon relax

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>at
I agree to a point, but if you're marrying solely for sex, you're doing it wrong.

o h

sorry mayne

can u paste screens pls

Mmmm that's a cozy ending with the music and the stoned cuddling, thanks for that op :)

op here.

this happened like a year ago. we occasionaly snapchat each other, but im in a completely different part of the country for school so there was never going to be anything there.

>>walks over and literally pushed my friend off of me
>my friend
>my friend

confirmed fake. sorry guys

>naked wet girl in a towel.

KYS

wheres the place to check noodz by city?

Told you he was gay

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her city did some like naked bike race. this is the friend of the friend.

working on it

I believe this

no longer jealous

>my goompy about to take a boompy

manchester? why would you fuck someone from manchester?

Kek I thought the exact same thing. Good story but ya no longer jealous whatsoever

more pics of them both?

What did he mean by this?

post more pictures. I don't care which. Just more of them of both girls.

aaand everything comes into focus

need friend of friend face! please?

She's cute. Got more?

Oh Jesus Christ I'm outta here

do you have any more to prove that's her?

as heard said by this guy

Saved it fam

hmmm...

op here. original pic is not of my girls. someone else clearly knows where i got the pic from and is tryna hijack my story.

Explain how it's fake?

Canon

>a year ago
>23
>confirmed that there is never going to be anything for the rest of his long life.

done yet?

here's the screencap faggots

Top zooboo

thanks brah

you fucked up.
Try again?

Huh, a story on Cred Forums that didn't make me want to throw a fit of rage

I'm happy for you user, you've lived

no problem. Ima leave this thread now.

This is the friend right?

Fake or not, I still busted a nut

toplesspulp.com/
link to the website that provided most pics.

totally unrelated

nobody will believe this, but what the fuck

>be me 21, in college
>go to bar with friends on cinco de mayo
>the place is rockin'
>meet chick with 10/10 body, around 35ish
>tell her she looks familiar
>"you've probably seen my videos"
>wut?
>tells me her porn name
>never heard of her, but say that must be it
>she tells me she's retired
>married
>i say something like i guess she had to retire when she got married
>she says no
>she quit because she didn't need the money any more
>now if she wants some strange she picks up guys or girls in bars
>say, "how about me"
>she looks at me for about two seconds
>says, "you'll do"
>we leave and go to her place to fuck
>next morning she drives me home
>ask for her number
>gets my number instead
>says maybe we'll meet again

never saw her again, but have something great to remember

>how i got herpies

gotta say who dipshit

>"you'll do"

STILL COUNTS

Topkek neither am I haha

>says maybe we'll meet again
>get home
>look inside wallet
>its been completely emptied
>take out phone to call her
>realize she took my number
>fuck
>decide to take a shower then go to cops
>get to bathroom
>get undressed
>notice pain when I lift my arms to take off shirt
>look in mirror
>stitches and major bruising around my liver area
>hurts to sit

no thats random nudist

>you'll do
>it has a completely different meaning now

please add
to the screenshot
#goompybouttopoompy

no u

This was THE best thread I've seen in awhile. God bless you OP

hello im new

Kek faggot

faget

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post nudes faggot

Nudes?

This is a shitty website.

Post nudes of her.

No, he is a sinner and he will know Satan's wrath.

>Show thine pussy mercy lest ye be taken by Lucifer; Joe 4:20 amiright nigga?

That's a very good greentext, good job bro!