Waifu claiming thread

thier are dominate women ran thier are not all are weak you just made me feel 10 times worse

>least you can say ou had an ex and arent a kiss-less lonely virgin

can I just have one more chance please im sorry and for the record I apologized to everyone and noone would give me the time of day I apologized to you know and even he keeps ignoring me I think im in the shitest situation here

I would never abuse my mama gf she owns me and any girl weaker than me is shit and death worthy anyway

not good everyone hates me now and iwant to die

I got mad again

Well okay of you say so

Well I just got banana'd, I'd rather not make them for tonight atleast.

Seems like the usual cancer to me.

Aside Esdeath doing his dumb shit.
Actually that's nothing new either.

>yuuki
Oh shit! And Goodnight!

>you know
I understand your wish hasn't fallen on deaf ears
Sure!

>rikka
Memes incoming

>esdeath
Oh! I forgot about that acronym. Wait it out a bit and think on how to fix it

>hano
Wew, dude. You know what I'm thinking?

It happens. How long have you played it?

youtube.com/watch?v=e79SuHotazs

pomf (´･ω･`)

Most girls want a balance of power, if they're being controlled, they likely leave
if they have full control, well you'll be getting cucked

She's MINE you hear me? MINE!

come one man give me a break just for once I feel like shit

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Gotcha, I avoid baking cause I don't know if I can evade with my IP

Thanks Smugdere~

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Women are submissive by nature, m8. Mine loves to be controled/slightly abused.

Played since Season 3, so it's been three years

>No, I don't know what you're thinking

Ohh.. I probably wont remember that..

>You Know

She's MINE

Hey, he asked me what was happening, I answered.

These are some old meems.

The thread was full of rp and children, the drama is definitely new tho

not all the time I dont see why I cant have a dommy mommy also cucked would implies im letting someone else have sex with her

good why dont add this to my list of shit atm

do you have to call me a dumb shit?

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>6 years well spent

>Disappointed

I don't mind to let you back in but it's not entirely my decision

kek

Oh, I guess.

I wasn't really looking that much, I was too busy being upset about losing my new trip.

I didn't call you a dumb shit, I called what you do dumb shit.

not having any freedom turns them away, but you are right, they like a man to be dominant but still value who they are

Would you really be able to prevent her from doing what she wants?

So you just going to let me take the ban?
Thanks.

but arent you an admin?

>ironic isnt it how I ended being banned instead of the ones i wanted banned

Well aren't you fine and dandy :^)
Always valuable to work on. Nothing beats being able to keep the workout consistent.

>Genji: Nihon~
I'm still envious.

Night mang.

Thank you. Oh that's even worse, have anything else lined up if it does come to you quitting?

Sounds like a sweet time. Are you able to take on Mugen's fist of fury?

It's a bit of a mix here. Light weight training, mainly for cardio honestly.

Your antics were labeled as dumb shit, not you.

Um, theres quite a fair amount of girls who preffer dominant partners.

Tomoko is all mine.

Come on, you're just waiting for the day you get that:"Circlejerk" ban.

What's with all this disappointment?

Well spent indeed.

What made you mad and what did you say?

Hey hey hey trust me yuno I can handle ANYTHING

oh boy what kind of memes????

Sadly not, but I mean I am looking around for another job right now

Which one did you get??

no and thats the best part but if she has sex with someone else i will kill her also women are not usless sex bags like everyone seems to think

well I just hate them then I want the domminate girls

Nepu! U still here?

>What's with all this disappointment?
We wanted best threat maker :^)
>Didn't even at least post "absolutely disgusting" pic

We shall see.. maybe..

The usual rule 13, don't get too excited.

I think those CJ ones were just a "killing spree" for some time, then they disappeared.

>Didn't even at least post "absolutely disgusting" pic

Well those are reserved for early bakes.

you sure seem to think they're disposable

you know said something about his ex i said be happy you ahve one he said you are a virgin I went off the rest is history im prob just going to off myself as someone add all womena re submissive to the thread list

I'm a special snowflake, I deserve more attention :^)
It would suck if I had to stop because way too sore to keep on
Or literally because every movement I would make hurt

Also have the skin for D.Va with the Korean flag on it
>forgot how the skin was called

Alriiiiiiiiiight

Woah woah woah man arent you jumping the shark a bit?

no I would love my new mommy but I cant let her just have sex with others she is my mommy the disposables are the weak ones can we not do this it hurts knoing just how hard it will be to find a dominant girl

>Also have the skin for D.Va with the Korean flag on it
I hate you.. I wanted that and genji

Lame.

I don't want to make any promises
It'll be a miracle if I make enough for AX

Damn, son, where'd you find this? *AIRHORN NOISES*

and you might not be able to satisfy your "mommy"
If not, she'll find someone who can

>Mfw i got every skin except McCree's

no one likes me women are all submissive my family sucks why do I live?

What in the fuck is a waifu.

Tornato chan you silly

I only got that tumblr dyke.. kill me fam

>I was too busy being upset about losing my new trip.

I'm happiest I got Mercy's skin, it looks sooooooo good

You're welcome, yundere~

They have seasons?
>ever seen wolf of wall Street?

He went all out on me cause I asked for it. 3 games. Got him out ONCE

All kinds of memes. Check telegram

Im crossing my fingers for you friend would love to meet you

Oh well I mean like fuck. This came out of no where

Playing league gonna be slow posting for a while

Shut your fuck up
At first I thought that said Tomato chan

discord.gg/dQ8CykJ

im going to bed I guess i wont be able to sleep after today so ill probably be back

ill kill the other guy I dont know please dont put this on me

also ruby an you unblock me thanks

This thread is full of children too.
Man-children.

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I was SOOOO tempted to shill dollary doos...

Realistically I think I'll have to skip out on A-kon since I wanna go to Momocon with Yuuki and A-kon is RIGHT after momo

It would be fucking beast, given we share the SAME NAME lmao

lolno

Didn't you already hate me to begin with? :^)

>Check telegram
Hot erp in sight

Frankly I don't remember the reason

Well that's good to hear. If you do leave, may you find the replacement quick.

If you want attention, just be like Esdeath :^)

That's when you know you've given it your all. A bittersweet feeling heh. On days after core, or a good workout. Feel the same way.

Barely use D.Va tbh.

>every skin except McCree's
>tfw only got Tracer's.
At least I'm using her more now.

RIP Smug. Train to take him down.

You are definitely on a path that leads to murder, it's actually interesting how you share traits with many serial killers

Honestly you'd need a lot of help before you're ready for anyone's affection

I did, no shame, I'm a whore for exclusive skins

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I was saving my dollary doos for the anime convnetion, soon as I find another job I'm shilling on black ops 3 for the fucking weapons

Nothing can be done about that, lil' tsun

Alright, here's my attempt
>WAHH WAHH WHY ARE YOU NOT MY FRIEND????
Did I do good, senpai? :^)

I'd rather be able to move the next day so I can train again
But maybe I'm going too softly, I'll increase the load tomorrow

I use her as a distraction tbh

>I'm a whore

>You know who

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Night

Pretty much
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He has about 16 years of smash bros on me

no, i don't

there's a lot of people who would take me out of context

Oh well, wheres hotaru. Haven't heard from her in a while

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Drunken claim~

O shit ISIS
ABRACADABRA!

jackass

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Hi Yuno! How was the BBQ?

I think it's time for bed

You okay?

Excellent. Although, you're missing the excessive damage control :^)

Have a point there. Staying consistent is good, but a little one or two day break is fine, Body needs to break down and rebuild. Good luck mang, don't pull anything.

She can be pesky at times.

Well damn. You have to kick it into second gear then.

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Yeah, there's seasons. It's almost the end of Season 6, now that World Championships are around the corner

>no, never seen it

Ah hell now its a party!

I didn't have a very enjoyable time but my father paid me

hi ana!

>applies aloe vera to burn wounds

Dude nice
Send me the erp log later tbh
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Haven't heard anything either

My pleasure

>I DINDU NUFFIN YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE
How about this? :^)

My breaks are on weekends, I should be fine

That's the goal~ Then suddenly ALLAHU ACKBAR

Good morning love.

Can you invite me to the discord?
Tatsumaki#4656

Whelp.. time to die..

Meh, at least you made some money. Was the food good at least?

Hi hi? How's your day been? Same old same old? I'm gonna head to school in about an hour.

>Then suddenly ALLAHU ACKBAR
Why do you summon me.

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Nigga it was grilled by me, of course its good

Night foxy

I was in third

How competitive is that game? Fucking hell

>dudes make a lot of money from being an accountant and stuff

Okay tbh
I like

I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu

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yeah more of the same. a tad bit better than normal because of someone. how are you doing?

okay that's adorable.

Too bad I'm tired. I just wanted to say hi before I go to bed

>Night old hag

>now you know

Now you're on point. Let's throw in a few nonsensical wordings and threats as well :^).

Two straight days off. Sounds good.

Given your position at the time, her ult is very easy to slip away from. Plus who you're playing as.

That's bronze, good job. Night man, sleep well.

And that pic is really nice too.

Orange

>heading home now though

Hey

Lewdbot! No!

Have any dreams sweetie?

Glad to hear you're doing better, also you were right. My stomach was in turmoil the entire day yesterday.
Those are some really nice feet. Fug.

Wish I coulda had some, what did you grill?

Looks like a repeat of last time

Uhhh
>Woof woof I'm innocent

Nice tbf famalam
Night lil' smug

Alright then
>i feel like givin upp becaause im nowmal but everone says no and what about me, women arrree all sub dommy mommy
:^)

It feels so amazing, especially the second day off

Then you can use her ult as a distraction and rush the enemy team with your team

and yours is lewd! LEWD!

ah that sucks. I'm sorry to hear it. was it something you ate?

yeah betty has good feets.

No, it's just cute!

It was eating the pizza in 7 minutes and then taking a sip of the pepsi, fucked me over for the entire day.
Did you eat stuff today?

Yeah. Some post apocaliptic bullshit where I was in a huge mall with many floors and every floor had their gang and their rules or something like that
it was some hardcore survival shit.

it's cutelewd.

ah. yes that would probably do it.

I...yeah I ate some food today. I'm forcing myself to eat every 24 hours at least.

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Now, that's a lewd one!

Goddamn normie.

Oh my. Are we doing "slightly lewd" time?

no, it's just cute.

it's just cute!

SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE NEET DO YOU THINK I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL I WANT TO SIT AT HOME AND PLAY GAMES ALL DAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why do you always bully me

Where is this character from?

Lies!

It's just a form of love.

Do you dream often? I seem to only have them once in a while.
Hope you're morning is going well.

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wow L E W D

Yes yes, cups. You gotta stay safe dude. People love you.

Jitsu watashi wa

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sLE_emfAd74
>Playing ranked
>Can't get mad while listening to this

No!

It's cute!

I wanted to show this to you
Apple.

That's a nice apple.

Kancolle
Air defense princess

Oh okay, g'night!

Chicken and fajitas mostly

The car or the whole deleting everyone?

Yeah, I dream a lot.
It is. I think is my morning is my best morning in the universe
I'm just chilling. Anything intresting happend?

I love it when Karen tantrums.

It was lewdaf AF

Everyone always bullies poor little Karen, poor little Karen that never tells lies or hurts anyone.

It is cute, but it's also slightly lewd.

I think we narrowed down his character quite well :^).

Any day off feels amazing heh. It's rewarding as well, put the hard work in so why not enjoy it.

Make a good point with that. Need full cooperation, no straggling.

anyone who does that is probably a certified silly.

those neko pantsu are ridiculously lewd.

yeah, true.

Esdeath got kicked out of Discord for threatening to kill people and threw a tantrum about it, It was pretty funny.

Maybe.

I didn't bully! You went all native.

>Suika

Damnit kyouko! I just got outta the shower all cleaned up!

lol
discord is the thing that proves that this thread wasn't about waifus at all
just for the people who felt lonely in real life and they were in need of some communication. when they found a better one, they just left
lmao

Leaving for a few days

We should be psychiatrist :^)

True, you finally get to do absolutely nothing all day long
Love it

Which is why you must communicate with your team. Or play with friends

I wish she AT LEAST say something.. I nearly went insane last time

>people who felt lonely in real life and they were in need of some communication
Yeah ahahaha... losers...

I'm the silliest silly then.

Off to shower and get ready.

Was anyone under any other impression?

Shoulda joined me fggt, I just got out

why are you being such a lewdie!

bye bye ana. it was good to see you.

Wew Kyou

aww come here

yea
some guys tought people went to discord bcs they are more superior lol
except they are just insecure and lonely so they need a community filled with lots of sheep who think alike and don't bully eachother
muh safezone

Hold me

Stop being lewd reeeeeeeeee

I guess this thread is the vetting process?

GET

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You'll get her next time

Bye lil' Karen

Nice try

>onahole on horns

wew

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