Waifu claiming thread

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he got himself all worked up posting those kyouko lewds last thread and had to go take care of himself with the hot steamy water. he's such a degenerate.

oh yeah that's how he lost his trip. poor guy...
so they ban the ops but not the threaders?
how long are the bans usually?

have a good day at school ana

...i suppose?

Excuse me officer, are my panties up to code?

3 days typically

Boop

>he's such a degenerate.

All this slandering!

Was showering and yeah, banned earlier so meh.

Hana Song

>Was showering and yeah, banned earlier so meh.

>inb4 bigger ban hammer

you're doing God's work user.

Counter boop

Claiming best girl

morning /waifu/

youtube.com/watch?v=r1i6sUp2jaI

Hey! thats lewd! no

I suppose is betty's thing. don't take her thing.

that sucks. I hope they don't start giving out perma bans, those aren't fun.

it's not slander if it's true~

N O
O

Whoaaaa

>Drive me and my cousin to hospital to visit grandpa
>Come home, decide to take a dark backroad that has plenty of twists
>Decide to put the top down
>Have fun, drop her off, go home
>Pull into driveway
>Press button to put top up
>It doesn't move
>FUCKING HELL
>Check fuses, and wires to switch wires
>Everything looks fine
>Try it again
>Suddenly works
This fucking car, I swear...

Out of pure curiosity, do you happen to remember a certain Remilia Scarlet claimer?
I do believe you've been around for a long time.

God damn that slow Kyouko

Oh it's not so bad... No worse than the bikini i'm always posting, at least.
No? What can i do to fix that?

Im about to go to bed. I hope you have a good night! little bote

>be playing payday 2
>xbox signs me out of me account
>blah blah blah someone has attempted signing into your account, we are blocking your account until you can prove that it is you

Fuck tonight man, fucking bullshit

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I rember her, Ruri. Is just some faggot who switcher his waifu, trust me on this one.
And also the guy you're talking to is a newfag.

someone recently hacked my battlenet and bought some stuff for WoW and luckily I was around as it happened so it was easy to fix but man it sucked.

nice digits

don't give me the question mark.
it was like a happy whoa

Haven't been around a long time, but I've seen Remilia once or twice, briefly.

This is lewd bullying you better stop it!

Thats why you never trust the craigslister. Old cars like that you need a recent autoelectricians certificate and mechanics certificate. Make them do the work so you get the car as advertised.

wat the fuq is a wifu?

You're silly~

Well, there was another Suika, and I guess I got confused.

And I hope we're talking about the animus Remilia as well.

Hmm, I see.
Thank you anyway, user.

Good night, Shino.
Hmm? Is there something wrong with my bikini too? I changed because you didn't like my underwear!

that bikini is pretty top tier for a bikini that isn't micro.

>animus remilia

Feels bad when you've been on animus aswell and nobody cares because noone likes you.
I remember when Nymph was using a trip lol
well whatevs

Just get someone to see it already.
Also, hello SSS.3
>This is lewd bullying you better stop it!
Its no use, he wont stop. Just accept it.

Maybe.
For you

Remember, Rory, this came to me through my dads friend. The engine is fucking solid since he's a mechanic... but... not so much an electrician it seems.
>Just gunna keep the top up from now on
>Get this thing to a decent working condition, but I think a full blown restoration type deal will wait till I get a coupe version in a year or so.

I don't have the money for such a thing yet!
>Went to an auto electrical shop this morning
>$90 JUST TO LOOK AT IT
>$400-$500 to fix the few things I mentioned
>To have the whole electrical body looked at, HAHAHAHA, ya no. That shit is way too expensive.
Hello Goyim.

666666 inc

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I wish our sleeping schedules overlapped more, I don't get to spend enough time with you~

What does the SSS stand for? Syndras Slutty Ships?
Electrics are more important than mechanicals on older cars like that. Built solid, shitty wiring.

I've lurked so far, I feel you there.
I don't have the motivation or interest to post anyhoo.

You're spooky, cupcake.
By the way, do you happen to know if Soto is hispanic?

another person who knows me? how many of you weirdos lurk over there anyway?

yeah he is...not? I can't remember but it's something like that at least.
he definitely brown.

I'm not good with people on the internet though

Time to start saving up.
Sign the thing and find out.
>thats close enough

Probably way too many people for you to remember.
Well, apparently he is. I just remember one of you guys being a Spanish speaker as well, no big deal.

How is your night going, anyways?

Eh, the engine electrical is practically new. It's just the misc stuff like interior door lights, the radio (Although this works now), the convertible top, those kinda things. Like I said, I honestly will just get what it needs, ignition, bushings, and MAYBE a new top if I really feel like it. Otherwise I'll save money, pay my friend back, sell it and get me a coupe version that's in relatively better condition.

Nah, see above.

night is going alright. just chatting with some people. not sure when I'll feel like going to bed, but I don't feel tired or anything. how about you?

also how am I spooky? this coming from a guy who I don't know at all but apparently knows a bunch about me and the people I know. hmph.

Sure you're sweetie.
Keep me company.

for a while, I'll do dat

Eh, sounds good enough. I can feel you there,
3:50 AM already and I've got classes in 4 hours. yet here I am.

You're spooky, you'll murder Kyouko for losing the trip you made for him less than a week ago.
I don't know anything if that's your concern. I just know a few people and happen to be bored enough to lurk over there, never had any interest in posting, though.

Great.
It's lonely at night.

Self checking for Ruri lewds.

yeah it's hard to pull away from this stuff. and you know the pain of lurking/posting in both as well so it's even more. bah. luckily I have nowhere to be in the morning.

>You're spooky, you'll murder Kyouko for losing the trip you made for him less than a week ago.

not at all. I'll just make him a new one. I'm mad at myself for not saving it after giving it to him, not at him. I just feel bad he lost it because he was enjoying that one. but I'll make more.

concern? ha. no, I don't care. it's more amusing than anything else.

You ahould sleep.

But I want to spend more time with you~

We'll spend when I come in murica

That's a pretty cute lewd. Don't think i've seen a Ruri lewd before, now that i think about it...

You always act like this when I'm not around?

I'm jealous.

You're moving to America?

It sucks even more since there's literally no point in staying up.
>luckily I have nowhere to be in the morning.
Wish I could say the same. Eh, whatever.

It seems like making those aren't really a problem for you, and you probably don't have to wait 7 hours to find a half-decent one either way.

>it's more amusing than anything else.
What can I say? there's a few well known faces, and I consider pointing them out rather fun.

I'll head off, though. Have a nice night.

Most Ruri lewds happen to be quite cute, and hopefully you'll be around when Nanas rolls trips for them.

Speaking of the devil.
Someone had to check those.

Goodnight, though.

nah
just trying to be cute

Good night.

the pointlessness is the point though. that's the real bitch of it all.

well, I put the generator running at night and it finds 6 and less super easy. I'll have a whole batch for him by the time I wake up.

you have a good night too. sleep well.

Sad aww.
I want to buy you food.

Nah. I wish to have a look at the contract. Read it. Peruse it.
Thats a better option to be honest.

I want to eat food aswell

And grab your butt~

I'll need to put aside at least $4,000. Then add in however much I sell the car for, and we'll be in business for a decent condition FC. NOW, if I decide to go all out with saving, I could wait 2 years, save up about $12k, sell the car, and buy an FD for $13k or so.

Not again.
Just ask Mako or Shizu, they read it.

Just sign it, Rory. It's a great deal!
>Just be sure to include your own conditions, otherwise you'll be boned like Saber.

Butt.

Butt!

Saber didn't sign anything.
He was forced in with trips.

I'm going to bed now, I'm too fucking goddamn annoyed to fix this stupid fucking xbox shit right now

I'm sorry, seems like your senpai is too busy with other people :)

Oh, then RIP that nigga.

Xbox trouble? Sounds like a pain in the ass, if my experiences with Microsoft are anything to base off of. Hope you get some good rest and can relax a bit, Kitten.

goodnight felix user.

>1 hour and 20 minutes til Rise of Iron
Hold me..

Where did you go?

Shouldnt be hard if you live off of fuck all.
And I always read the T+C. Only if it is some form of contract.
I will read this contract.

>inb4 it doesn't work on launch
Fine.
Just dont take too long

I wanr to buy milk but the rain wont stoo.

Let's see, if I put aside $200 per paycheck... that'll be like, 5 months to get $4000. Half of that will go to pay back my friend, so save for another 7 months, which is a whole year... $6,800 saved in a year, plus whatever I can sell the car for. That would get me... orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/5786326124.html
One in that condition, isn't too bad. But that market will change in a year, so we'll have to see about it then.
>But all that saving leaves me with $160 to spend a week on gas, food, and repairs.

And I signed with a condition. I've yet to see any reason to break said contract off, so it really does seem like a good deal Goyim.

Ah I see.
It's getting late so I'm going to have to go to bed, Goodnight, love you.
This is your lewd goodnight grope.

Oh, okay. Goodnight

Link me the contract then.
Ive lived off less.

It'll REALLY be testing my tenacity and willpower, but I'll manage it somehow!

Oh come on now, just take Makos word for tit and sign it.

Makoto!

I've returned, now that the lewdicane is over.

SPOOKI BOOKI!
Was there lewd? I guess I missed it all myself.

there was lewd and he participated.

THE LEWDICANE NEVER DIES

swimsuits are not even lewd. they are innocent and pure.

Well if you say.

Shizuru was under arrest for lewd bullying. I-It was horrible ...

God damn your rotten snatch!!

I did no such thing! And
It's all about presentation! When you pose yourself like some diseased slag it's lewd!

>don't have angry faces on mobile

I'm stuck in my room because the typhoon is passing through Tokyo now.

Well then...

But Shizu is always under arrest!
Never seen a Typhoon, sounds wet though.

Aww, my snatch isn't rotten... Do i need to prove it?

>implying that its ever over
Go to sleep lewd ship

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I am? By who?
Eh? It's way too early for that. I need to tease you for at least 2 more hours.

you posted a picture of your waifu getting her horn played with by an onahole. that's pretty lewd, hmm?

I never take anyones word for it unless I can see the item in question.

It's just Japanese for hurricane. Very wet. I think I saw winds around 90mph once.

N-no! That outfit there is good!

I was demonstrating to the jury of public opinion how I felt by being lewded against my will! Suika was fully clothed!

>Shizuru

Shush
www.idontacuallyhaveitwrittendown.com/sss

Sorry bud. Need that contract.

Bah
Fine, then ill just use same thing i did with Saber

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Syndra.

I live in SoCal. So no hurricanes, rainstorms of any real degree... hell, a light sprinkle is a rarity.
>90 mph wind
I WISH TO RIDE THIS WIND!

yes this one!

hmm...pretty suspicious if you ask me.

I live in SoCal too!
We took off into a typhoon. Wind 40 gusting to 60 knots. It was fucking terrifying. Never again.

Lewds turn people suspicious. I am suspicious of all lewds. Except for one.

yourself?

Oh come, Master. It's more fun if i don't shush.
Eh? How am i under arrest?
So i'm a suspicious person?

No. But the owner of that lewd knows.

Not now, but before
>Around lewds
>Don't relax

Miho claimed

how scandalous.

Then you understand how bone dry it is!
>Not enjoying the danger of uncertainty
Booki pls.

I dunno, ask the arrester!

Yes i know, but it just makes my work a lot harder.

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What were you suspicious i would do?
Apparently i'm under arrest by you? You know anything about this?
Good morning(?) Miho. How're you doing?

>hugs
Doing ok. Just got up a few mins ago. You?

I'm pretty good. Just starting to get a little tired. Being a bully tonight, it seems.

>POMF
A little.

Something ... more lewd!? I don't know!

She was lewd bullying.

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I mean i am bullying people, silly.
I'm not sure i understand. Do you think i'm just going to start trying to proposition you for sex because i showed you my underwear?

Well you are a slave, so i guess its that?
In that case Is also undet arest.

>Slurp
Now im bullying you.

My drink is empty, kindly refill it while you have it.
I don't think being enslaved and being arrested are the same...

>Picks up
>Takes to 711

Y ... Yes? No? Maybe.

Yes! Give her a taste of her own medicine!

So hot.

>Me
>Under arrest
And this is where I drop a gear and disappear!
>Off for a night drive, with footage to boot maybe!

How nice of you, thank you!
Boo. What, do you want me to? I can't say i was planning on it.

Don't leave me alone! You don't know what they'll do to me!

What!? No!

Im sorry, but you cant leave just yet.
You havent done your quota yet.

But lets get to that later, i need to go now.

We should gas the chinks

They'll probably bully you, especially Shizu.

What quota!?

No? Well that's too bad, i suppose. I hear you like having your horn rubbed. ...You may be right. Lol

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So now Im in a fifth Pathfinder campaign. But this one is Evil. Oh I am going to have fun...
>character is decidedly not a combatant
>but can cause so much damn fear
>plus he is insane and intimidating due to being monstrous
>think an eventual Cthulu

Nice tits, but please calm them.

THAT'S NOT TRUE IT WAS AN EXAMPLE OF TRAUMA

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Bye friend!

no. chinks are evil

Well i don't know about that.. She looks like she's enjoying it, judging by the hearts and the sexy noises.

Needs a pet! I think it'd be awesome to do an evil druid.

My God I didn't say take them out I just said calm them what is wrong with this place!?

You only think that because you're lewd!

Aren't I always?

It seems a sudden wave of tiredness is making me think that tomorrow would be better for this. Gives me time to relax tonight, and I can prepare a bit for it tomorrow.
>Like making sure the camera mount fits somewhere

No, like i said, i think that because her speech bubble has hearts and sexy noises in it.
Can't say i pay close enough attention to know about always. Lol

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I see nothing wrong with this place

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No, his background is that an Elder God actually wove its essence into him when he gazed too long into the abyss. So he instinctively knows how to use most forms of fear magic. Has one direct attacking spell. Everything else is protection of himself, others if he's being lucid and summoning things to take care of the enemies.

Oh?? Hello Miho's breast. What..uhh... What's going on here?

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See, Makoto? Do you see the bullying!?

What level are you starting at? Is this Society or?

Noot you tooo. Bleaze Sdobbb.

Fucking huge slut.

are you by any chance a homosexual?

not a bad thing

Well, most of the time, anyways.

I dunno, I think they have the right idea~

You jelly?

This is a private game. Advanced and Core only. Level 10. Im going Aberrant Sorceror. Trying to let the DM give me schizophrenia. Could also go for paranoia though.

I'm jelly that I don't have an old man like you as a bf lol

No. Im not signing shit till I see that contract.

>Rory-sama

Any reason for this sudden booby fun time?
Aww, don't start crying, i'll be nice.
"It works 60% of the time, every time."

Nice pictures.

No chance! But /waifu/ is not for lewds!

This is the time when you are not right!

I don't even know who you are why are you taking your clothes off at me!? Why would I be jealous!?

>Suika

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Oh, starting at 10, makes more sense. Something like dementia might be good (don't know if it exists--don't have my rulebooks handy)--your powers are to alter the perceptions of your enemies, but your own are altered by your Elder God experience.

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