But wait there's more

She has elephant legs.

Hail Satan

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I'd definitely bang this one, she might have daddy issues

You are a dyke

Not even close to finished btw

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I can't see them behind that dumb fuckin' sign.

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lol i would pound this bitch's gaper tbqh.

Did I mention how bad this was

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I fucking love tall chicks !

Ok, kill this one.

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I love how she's like "I'm awesome, but I suck"

Is fat bitch no. 4 too fat too dance

I think it's their inner thoughts portrayed in a way to make it seem like people have actually said this shit to them and they're countering with motivational quotes they made up, some of them don't even correlate they just write whatever they want

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She is fucking perfect.

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Pit hair... gross

Why does that sound so fucking fake then?

cute, best sign yet too

My thoughts too user, very fappable

even the smile

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i bet she could cosplay zarya pretty good

Correcto Mundo motherfucker

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>Implying anyone ever accused her of being too skinny

Looks to me like she takes more than she gives

the question she should ask herself is "would I even fuck myself ?"

don't even try to use logic on those women...

>you would rook prettier if you rost weight
What did she mean by this

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She quoting someone she once met I guess...

A feminazi NEVER forget, nor forgive !

>But wait there's more

Yeah, about 100lbs more.

No, she is flat out FAT!

"I'm offended by advice that will make me not look like the previous girl"

cute face though...

such a shame she has 50kg to lose to be fuckable...

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What you're gonna do ?
Most women confess to prefer eating than fucking...

... and fucking gorgeous !

The only thing she should lose are those fat friends...

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Even if she lost weight, at best she could be a butterface...

Intelligent

Yowza.

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those stars tattoos on her foot say otherwise...

Oh fuck

stop it

Ffs if ur gonna wear black lipstick at least do the eyelines and black clothes/hair as well. Otherwise u just look like a retard with black lips.

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she would be a good linebacker

>you would look prettier if you lost weight

but not much

"you need some hair on the other side of your head"

Did not see that one coming

Fucking lol

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kek

Id totally bang , but this cunts like these trying to counter fat-shaming is fucking annoying.

Would violently rape instead

I didn't see her before, but I can only agree.

would bang/10

Srsly wtf
>cute face though...
lol nope

Purple guy sez gross.

Yeah I'd bang

Look's like she eats more animals then she rescues.

literally written as
>I aM INtelligeslt

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fucking lol'd

HIV

Was she offended by that statement?
> I can paint my face like a clown if I want
She can, but she would look better without it

Omg she would make so much face gains if she lost weight.

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Nope, her face would be hideous no matter how much she weighs.

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Her complaining about not being taken serioulsy is like a guy with a skull tattoo raging because he won't find job...

damned, god must have been wasted that night...

I hate these goddamn things.

I hate the ones with the average-size bitches complaining about getting fat or being too tall- whatever. You're normal. No one gives a shit about you. You have no disadvantages except for trying to be a victim.

As for the fat cunts: you're unhealthy and you'll die sooner than you should. There is nothing worse than getting a check-up and being told you're at risk for heart attack and stroke because your veins are being clogged up and stiffed by junk. You should be comfortable with yourself enough to lose weight, not keep being a fat idiot.

Fuck, this thread made me so mad. I hate this fucking attitude. Who is this even helping? Other perpetual victims?

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But my opportunitis have been drastically limited compared to what they once were, I've aged more in that 9 months than I'd like to admit, I have really crazy emotional issues that I never had before and when he leaves ill be single and have to settle for someone sub par in almost every area that I otherwise could have had if I would have just gotten the damn abortion

i think these are sweet you guys are being real jerks

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I fixed it
Because nowadays if you say that women have any sort of flaws it's taken as an act of terrorism.

And?
Who the fuck says that in a bad way?
Were you forced to find something about yourself that someone may have comment on in the past, just so you can pose in a field and act like a victim?

Stupid fucking morons. I wish my life was easy enough to complain about the lipstick I wear or my hip being too "big".
Fuck me.

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Quick, better suck my gut in as to not offend the people around me and further lie to everyone including myself about what a fat disgusting whale I've let myself become, even though I just did this super trendy inside feelings bullshit photo shoot. God I hope I get recognized. Someone love me. #foveralone

but but, user, losing weight is hard...
complaining is easy...
could I just keep complaining instead, please ?

God didn't slam those burgers down your throat.

said no one fucking ever. The only thing tall, attractive women have trouble with is buying pants.

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>Who the fuck says that in a bad way?

Women.
Women told her that in a bad way.

No man on earth will ever complain about big hips.

kek

asshole usbekistan!

That frontbutt

My favorite for last

and take fucking care of your hair and skin, god damn it !

"A little"? Understatement of the year.

No, fuck that. I was bigger than every fat piece of shit in this thread and lost a ton of weight simply because I stop being depressed and started caring about not dying. I had to lose weight on a truckload of meds for hypertension and cholesterol and I'm managing.
If this fat turds can glorify and accept their weight, that's a fucking mental illness and they should be ashamed for acting like it's okay.

I'm actually triggered right now. Fuck everyone involved in this project.
I don't even know which ones I hate more- the non-problem special snowflake idiots or the landwhales.
Funny enough most of them have dyed hair. The common indicated of an idiot among females.

no one could hate you as much as you hate yourself, tubs.

"and I won't stop shitposting on Tumblr for ANYBODY!"

Oh, hey, Ray Liotta, is Olivia home? You see, I thought you were Ray Liotta because your skin has the texture of a decorative autumn squash.

Yes.

The Stomach must be taken care of, 24/7.
>THE ICE CREAM MUST FLOOOOOOW

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You would be prettier, you stupid shit.
More importantly, you'd be healthier and love yourself a lot more.
What is the mentality of these people? Do they really think shallow comments about their weight is equal to all the MULTITUDES of health risks that comes with being that fat? Why do they never say something like, "I don't care if I die prematurely." It's always some vapid irrelevant statement about looks.

The right guy looks like Bob Pinciotti, Donna's father in the comedy show 'That's 70s show'.

The gut can't hide fat pads on her face like a fucking orangutang's.

RUN!!!

Which god?
Cthulhu?

Not according to anyone you will ever find attractive.

The hips aren't your issue.
it's the white-trash face.

jfc that is all she has to be proud of? all the others are like professionals or have some good personal quality that we are supposed to be wowed by. hers is just "I still exist" that is not a talent.

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Somebody oughta number this for those "which one would you fuck" threads

She rescues them right into a deep fryer

nope

paging Dr. Savage. We need you in the burn ward.

fuck bro.

Lost 20kg myself by eating right and a shit tons of sport...

That was a life changer for me !
New GF, new job, new everything.

The worst part is back then I was also blaming the world for my weight, instead of making the change myself.
I regret I didn't do it sooner, what a dumbass.

>But wait there's more

She looks great if you have your nigger goggles on.

White + Big Ass = 10/10

To be fair she looks unhealthy af.

truth.

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What I hate about these photos?

It's not the women holding the pictures up.
It's not the fact that they're delusional sea cows, or women who are shouting out that they've got SOMETHING TO SAY.
It's the fucking women who show you this shit and say "That's so powerful."

Fuck. You.

Walking into Nelson Mandela's jail cell and seeing where he spent most of his life is powerful.

Standing where the Spartans held back the Persian Army is powerful.

Sitting in the house that Anne Frank lived in? That's powerful.

Hearing ten thousand soccer fans sing the national anthem in the World Cup? Powerful.

This is a bunch of women with self-esteem issues standing around in their underwear in the middle of a fucking field holding up signs.

That's not powerful.

That's sad and pathetic.

At least 3 have die from heart disease since the picture has been taken...

None, I'd take a bulldozer to the group and do society a favor.

Someone needs to name them

Far left should be
>The Whale
blue hairgirl should be
>Tumblrina
Far right should be
>Lvl87 Skeleton

True enough. I am still not impressed by her tho.

No, pull out the tall girl and the mother.

They're still viable as breeders.

As long as they don't educate the children.

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That's the exact caption my cousin added when she reposted this shit

"Do you realize that a small village in Africa could use you as food for a month?"

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More or less. She's sitting to lessen the impact on her knees/joints. Point is to get her moving so she can build up strength to where she can actually do it standing.

The only good bug is a dead bug.

So confident she has to pose for a photoshoot to be acknowledged for her political superiority

Good job, man.
I hate people who continue to blame everyone else for their weight and not themselves. That picture is so goddamn true. Of course there will be exceptions, but for the most part, especially from what you can see on the internet including this thread, special snowflake women will find any excuse to not lose the pounds and delude themselves into thinking they're perfectly fine the way they are. So fucking pathetic.

...I will go to the only man who ever truly loved me for who I am.

Mr. Baskin-Robbins.

>mfw no Amazonian qt to dominate me

>exist is not a talent
Tell that to the entire Kardashian family

"Might?"

She has the tattoo of someone's autograph on her ribs.

Daddy issues are the tip of the fucking iceberg, my friend.7

Points for trying I guess but I'd fucking straight up take a bite out of a cactus and swallow it if she's alive and fit right now.

You know these people never change. Same reason I'm still a lanky piece of shit sitting here playing World of Warcraft. After a certain age you don't change much.

Oh please. She's MAYBE 5'10", and most of the women in the photograph outweigh her by roughly 2x.

That's not an Amazon.

That's the shortest girl I've ever dated.

(Granted, I'm a 6'6" guy, so.)

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That would be interesting, as I just wrote that here.
Damn, she's either psychic or I'm a mentalist twin.

"I can't stop eating!"

So brave!

Live has been so hard for so many people- poverty, physical disabilities, war. Then these women decided to go in a field and act like they're heroes because they overcame their big hips, black lipstick, and 350lbs body.
FUCK
It's not even some first world problem bullshit, it's just idiots being idiots to try and make other idiots feel better.

There's so many other things to point out about this one though. Couldn't even fit all the signs in that field of poison ivy or whatever the fuck these dumb bitches are posing in.

Really, I'm 6'5" and short girls love me.

Meanwhile that bitches bark about how theyre perfect and beautiful Nataliachan faces Vladimir Motherfucking Putin

What they meant is "you don't have any boobs"

beware of slavic women...

Not even trolling but humans are mostly programmed to eat as much as possible as a survival instinct.

Same reason we are lazy (to conserve energy) unless it involves sex or food.

The reason some countries are thinner is usually due to food being less easily accessible and calorific. I.e. in japan if you want fast food you have to walk like 15 mins to the store and it's half the size of what you get in murrica for the same price. There are no drive thrus.

I'd ask what it's like being 6'6; I'm only 5'11. Feels bad, man.
However I wont go in a field bitching about it because I'm a man and realize other man just happen to be taller than I am.

what the fuck?

This one actually looks like she's trying to make a helpful statement instead of just being passive aggressive about being fat.

I actually had someone tell me that.

And I said, "OMG ME TOO! I TRIED ONCE AND I NEARLY DIED! Granted, it was a fast, and I did it for seven days, and I drank a lot of juice and water, and then I had this massive stomach bug, but I realized that food had this massive control over my life, and I just needed it so much that I could no longer trust myself that I could absorb nutrients out of the air!"

She was not amused. She thought I was making fun of her. She said I was being hurtful.
I said, "Not at all. I'm agreeing with you, that if I don't eat food, it's something that I'm just addicted to. I tried going without it and kicking the habit but for some reason my body just can't function without it. Goddamn you food, it's like heroin."

She got very angry and yelled at me to stop making fun of her. I got angry back and yelled "I'M NOT MAKING FUN OF YOU! I GENUINELY CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT FOOD!"

btfo

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I doubt she's ever had a problem finding somebody when she feels alone tho

lol at the fucking dog looking like "It wasn't meant to be like this"

You know she's just there to feel better by looking down on other women and saying "yeah it sucks omg im so tall ugh"

that is my fetish

"I am still here" is her strength? Victim complex approaching critical mass captain.

I'm being triggered trying to read whatever word "INtelligeslt" is supposed to be.

fucking lol >.

...you wonder if you'll ever find shoes that fit you that aren't ordered from a store (nope)
...same goes for shirts, pants, sweatshirts, t-shirts, suits, etc
...if you're lucky you MIGHT be able to afford a car with leg room
...you'll never, EVER want to fly coach. EVER.
...you will always hear, "my my, you are very tall" from the Obvious Idiot Brigade.
...about once a year some idiot manlet will pick a fight with you to prove he's a badass
...about once a year you'll have to explain to a cop why you threw some idiot manlet through a window

Really causes my neural cells to depolarize by opening gated channels in the membrane and passively diffusing potassium ions out of the cytoplasm down its concentration gradient leading to a sequence of action potentials to stimulate in accord with long term potentiation pathways developed through the release of seratonin at key moments of sensory input.

That's all true, but them trying to justify it is repulsive. I don't even care if someone is fat, just as long as they don't act like they're healthy, love how they look, and be adverse to trying to get better. They're actually dumb if they think being fat enough to look like a ball if you squint your eyes = okay.

I know people like this, they make it sound like a valiant task but it's just that they bring home any fucking cat or dog they find on the street because they're lonely.

This statement applies to every unmarried woman by every man that doesn't have children though

>makeup is used to make yourself look better
>guy says she already looks good without enhancements
>insult

I don't understand

And we tried so hard, with the free trips offered to sunny Iraq and South Sudan.

I bet her name is helga.

Being adult is about being capable of self control...

That bitch got fat cause her only goal in life was that (right picture), Natalia imstead actually gives proves that women can do important things, not just "remaining here" shit

and finding men matching their height

>tshirts get wider not taller
ffs

She's wearing shitty black lipstick and goth makeup.
And she's a blonde.
So in other words "I can wear whatever makeup I want nyah nyah I'm in my underwear hah hah I AM POWERFUL WOMAN SUCK IT AND MY BLACK WIDOW LIPSTICK"

Statement made.

Exactly.

(You try finding a goddamn XL tall that doesn't turn you into a goddamn Miami twink)

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That's how weak and insecure some people are. I can't play up something in a light manner either these days because people are always quick to be offended.
You'd think she'd empathize and laugh with you, but nope. Time to special. It's probably her way of not confronting and trying to get better with her food problem. Just to blow it off and walk away.

Imagine if her kids saw this

Teach her how to write the fucking letter N, piss me off

I bet all of the comments these women wrote down were said to them by other women

>about once a year you'll have to explain to a cop why you threw some idiot manlet through a window

Thanks for almost waking up my house from me laughing, faggot.

She looks like a heroin addict that started injecting big macs into her hips.

Oh, but the best part was I played it up like we were having a serious conversation about how food was terribly inconvenient in our lives.

What was hilarious was this fat fucking bitch also complained about how coffee was supposed to be slimming, and I said, "Yeah, I can't drink more than two cups of plain drip before I start having to pee every three seconds."

The "coffee" she drinks? Extra syrup Frappacinos. With whole milk. And whipped cream. You know, where there's perhaps 4oz of coffee in the drink, total. Out of 20oz.

Someone already fucked her, why is she even here?

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...until the diabetes takes my legs

she adopted...

I do not jest, man.

It doesn't matter where you are, some idiot manlet under 5'3" will try to pick a fight every year. For some reason or another.

It's like midget tossing, except with slightly squirmier midgets, and you have to make sure they don't land head-first.

Some peoples' brains are more wired towards the hunger and want for food than others. Self control is a lot harder for them, imagine being a heroin addict and you can't have lots but you NEED just a tiny bit a day to stay alive for the rest of your life, and the best heroin is available in mass amounts in like every fucking building you pass by on your drive to work.

I'm skinny but I've been around a lot of fat people so I've come to understand why they feel like this.

I agree though that we need to start trying to help them get to a good size rather than pandering so much. There's a fine line between not hating yourself and actually thinking being 400lbs is a good thing and we're so far across than line now it's stupid. These people actually deluded themselves into thinking they're "healthy" which is just downright bullshit.

They need to be told that "You're not a bad person, but you are unhealthy and it makes you look worse, everyone needs to do all they can to avoid it or you're going to have a shit life".

Maybe people would love you if you'd stop eating them

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The fucking armpit hair is what you find gross?

she probably would

Perhaps. But there are people in worse situations who made it.
usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/08/19/arizona-man-started-300-pound-weight-loss-journey-walking-walmart/89005950/

This guy was told to just flop his arms around to get moving.
bodybuilding.com/fun/350-pounds-and-counting-jesse-shands-incredible-journey.html

Wow. That's such an obvious and dumb mistake people make when they're trying to lose. They make the first right step, then completely negate it by literally adding on stuff that would've been just as bad as if they just stuck to eating what they usually do. I'm guessing either you decided not to tell her wtf are you doing, or you did and she acted insulted.

gave me a chuckle

Saved

I commend anyone for at least trying. It's the first step that's the most important. They're all amazing in my book.

Why? You like fatties??

goddamnit

Those burgers 2 go

It used to happen to me way back in primary school. I was taller than average and there'd always be the stereotypical short loud idiots who could never settle down. Never fought them, but it was entertaining seeing other people pushing them away and they would go back flying like a truck hit them.

>Some peoples' brains are more wired towards the hunger and want for food than others

I would put myself in this category.
But you know what ?
There is the intakes, but also the outakes, that's why I do sport each time I realize I over ate, thus keeping everything in balance.

Stop trying to give fat people excuses.

She looks like she is contemplating eating the sign

jerk...

No no.

This is one of those utterly delusional women that tends to do things like insist that equality is equal pay for equal work but the man still pays for dinner and everything because she deserves it.

Or that some people are just born skinny and muscular, and not, say, because they switched from a standing desk to a walking desk, ride their bike to work 10km each way no matter what the weather, and then work out lifting weights, doing a boxing workout routine, or swimming for at least an hour before walking their dog at night.

Oh, and that you don't need to count calories and watch the burn rate to lose weight, because The Biggest Loser proves you gain it all back immediately.

This is not someone operating in the realm I call "Reality".

Yeah, I do agree 100%. It's about understanding why they feel the need to eat and knowing that it's not the way to live their lives. There should be an acceptance and change movement, not a I'm fat and here to stay movement- is the vibe I get from pictures like these.
Food really is an addiction, but like drugs and liquor, that doesn't make it okay to continue being addicted. I don't know why it's hard for some people to comprehend like these stupid turds in the pictures.

You fuckers are on a roll tonight

donkey punch/10. would annihilate that ass.

That means niggers that got out of jail fuck her

how can you be "prettier" if your fucked from the start

To be really, REALLY clear about this:

>this is a female friend's (translation, woman I've been fucking off and on for years) "oldest friend since childhood, more like a sister to me than a friend" idiotic baggage.
>this woman swears up and down that men are falling at her feet to go out with her all the time, and yet somehow always posts on Facebook at midnight how awesome it is to curl up on the couch with a pint of Ben and Jerry's
>She's not what I'd call ugly, but by the time you put together the Mrs. Potato Head body and the attitude of "It's what's on the inside that counts and so I'm going to let the exterior fall to shit" most, if not all men who meet her sidestep and move towards their mutual Butterface friend who has a rocking body and one of the most unfortunate faces I've ever seen
>this woman is exactly the kind of woman who posts this shit and says "FUCK YEAH WOMEN ROCK"
>she also thinks Sarah Palin is the best example of a strong feminist role model
>I shit you not

These signs are so unnecessary. I'm pretty sure anyone would agree that it's generally a shitty thing to do to say something rude to someone. I don't think you need spandex and a sign to aggrandize that.
I've had people say shitty things to me about the way I look, and I do not need a specific sign for me. This may be an instance of me needing to check my privilege, however.

She'll probably always be the way she is unless she gets a mega wake-up call like I did and be forced to being healthier or 100% die prematurely.
She kinda sounds like an idiot too if she doesn't understand simple math of burn more calories than you take in = lose weight. It's basically 2-1 =1. Jesus christ. No amount of genetics will make that not true. But people like that will convince themselves that it doesn't apply to them.

Great thread, OP. You had me LOL'ing

It is at this point she realized getting out of the plants would take the effort of her lifetime.

What kind of plants are those?

I don't think there's a single valid sign in this thread. Especially from those fucking moronic make-up and big hips women.
Maybe a couple of the signs might have some validity if it wasn't squeezed in with other really horrible ones.

Cinnamon plants.

NOW NOW.

That's unfair.
She didn't have enough room on the card.
>Lost weight
>Had your hair done by someone who wasn't an epileptic white trash hairdresser huffing Aquanet between washes
>Scraped 1/2 an inch of makeup off your face
>put contacts on
>had some facial reconstructive surgery
>had liposuction of the hips, belly, thighs, calves, buttocks, lower back, and cankles
>removed the excess fatty tissue from the back of your udderlike arms
>had the skin folds removed from your chin
>had your stomach stapled
>had your hair professionally styled
>had a small team of makeup artists, corsetiers, clothing designers and lighting experts frame you properly
>had three aestheticians wax, sugar, and provide a serious skin regimen that you are required to stick to for the next year
>had two personal trainers run workouts with you in direct conjunction with your personal dietician
>removed Pizza Hut from your speed dial

If these women really were strong, their attitude would be, "I don't give a shit what you think about me. Fuck you, nigga."
Not, "I know people don't like me, but I like me... Please acknowledge me...."

Well, I mean, (this is going to sound retarded) everyone's feelings are valid. No one WANTS to be offended. It's just that, well, people offend each other sometimes. We don't each need our own sign. I think the message is just that we should treat each other with courtesy and respect. I don't know why these women are in a field with signs. It seems ridiculous to me.

Yep, pretty much.

She also thinks I have a trust fund, because I did things like "save money" and "invest money" and "not spend money I didn't have on useless shit I didn't need".

Thanks. But isn't cinnamon from a certain bark?

I disagree.

You can feel like you're a brilliant, creative person, but sticking a feather up your ass does not a chicken make.

If you disagree, then your opinion is invalid or something? Maybe I don't understand why you're disagreeing with me.

Just imagine yourself at a nice restaurant with your GF, enjoying a romantic diner.

Now imagine one of those fat cows sitting at the table next to you and eats like a pig.

You just have to admit your meal is ruined.

Where is your "everyone deserve respect" now ?

That's why this all seems very redundant to me. Everyone can have some bullshit on a sign- 'My nose is big, my eyes are small, I have man boobs, my dick needs to have more veins" But that message of being an imperfect human is utterly shat on when you have unhealthy people acting like they're perfectly fine, and when you have a stupid bitch acting like her bad choice in make-up is parallel to obesity. They needed to either pick a tone or go full retarded, but they did neither and it just seems like a hit mess of special snowflake thumblr bullshit.

I don't really get how that relates to what I said. Should we not try to refrain from insulting each other?

Why does a fat lady ruin my day?

It is a mess, for sure. But all this tumblr shit has one message at its core that even the tumbler kids forget. We should just be nice to each other. We don't need spandex and a corn field or signs. Like, the golden rule is super duper old.
On the other hand, it shouldn't matter to you or me how unhealthy or ugly we perceive someone to be. That's just our opinions, right? Voicing that can only serve to offend the other person, even if we have some misguided duty to make them healthy or whatever.

>Why does a fat lady ruin my day?

You never encountered a whale at a restaurant, did you ?

Do you think all the food she will push down her throat (because she will) won't produce noices, gases and smells ?

there will never be one with a dude holding a "your dick is too small" sign

I produce noises gases and smells too (check my co2 brah). I don't move through life thinking that I never inconvenience or annoy anyone. I'm just as much of a piece of shit as some fat person, and so are you, probably.

fat fuck spotted

Dat rocky horror picture show tattoo

I'm a 140lb 27 year old cis white male, nigger. Get at me.

What is it telling people to do? Never tell anyone anything about their bodies ever? Is it a self-acceptance thing or a don't be mean thing? I can't tell.

Sure, and I'm a 20 yo blond model who makes 10.000 $ a week.

>in japan if you want fast food you have to walk like 15 mins to the store and it's half the size of what you get in murrica for the same price. There are no drive thrus.

Lolwut... Wrong.

In Japan, you get the same portions as America, next to a regular portion AND THEYRE THE SAME PRICE!
the difference is, in Japan. They have a culture of choosing what they think is an acceptable portion over get as much for my money as possible.
They are HUGE on healthcare as well, with companies under law to assess the health and weight of its employees and measuring waist size every 6 months.
Try researching before you make stupid assumptions

I think it is supposed to be about not being mean. It seems, like most things, to have gotten way out of hand. Of course we shouldn't be walking on eggshells around each other all day, but of course we shouldn't say blatantly stupid shit to each other.
It's a shame that they warp it with weird things like this combined with hostility towards everyone else. It hurts their message.

I'll call your bluff on that one, dude! I don't need to be a fatass to sympathize with other humans.

Just in case. Tits or GTFO.

No model make 10k a week, honey. Stop reading exaggerated articles about "succesful" models income. Most model can't even afford a car and busting their own ass bartending, waiting table and teaching fitness part time.

It's illegal to be fat in Japan
>metabo law

>In the test both men and women are required to stay under a waist circumference of 33.5 (85cm) and 35.4 (90cm) inches.

The penalties for failure to comply aren’t particularly harsh for the individual. They are required to attend a combination of counselling sessions, monitoring through phone and email correspondence, and motivational support.

There are more repercussions however for business

I can't believe those stupid fucks can't see through the guy's sarcasm...

No, she doesn't.

She's too fat, not to tall.

topkek

Why do fat ugly bithes think they are beautiful on the inside? I've never met a girl that kind, who was nice as a person.

Her insides are covered in fat too, what the fuck does that even mean.

being nice and looking nice are not mutually exclusive

fucking tumblrfags

comparing smth you can't change like age or extra tallness with the FAT, that can be changed just STOP FUCKING EATING SHIT & GO TO GYM

Fucking local mudslime/owner at the chicken shop does

Why do fat bitches automaticaly assume they are strong? Bet she doesn't even do any sport.

You are a fucking knobhead lad.

Did you know this thread is a social experiment by a college in England.

You've been baited.

Please kys u old bag

This one is actualy cute, how did they get her to this point?

Also lost a lot of weight and things got better for me.

Best time of my life

Please, please start walking for 20 mins a day at least twice a week.

Want to know why most men find dark lipstick colors like black and blue unattractive?

Because it mimics a dead person!

I swear to god some of these women are fucking retarded.

you meant two dozent

Where are the terrorists with a bomb when you really need them?

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Don't beat God up about this. It was abstract day and he had to follow the prompt.

That foot stand proves an extremely form of non-confidency (is this an english word? I'm not an native english speaker).

ooops...

Hooooly shit they gave us the finger, that clearly means they won and have a superiour form of self confidence! We are the bad ones here guys!

Badass right there

No you didnt... but i did

I want her to facesit me

i always get sad and frustrated when i see good-looking girls doing such bullshit

why the hell do they do that?
do they have some mental desease? or are they just stupid?

WHY?

>Prettier=Lose weight

>Seaweed green highlights mixed with dark hair

>Green eyeshadow laid over pale white skin

>Nerd glasses that are hanging onto her face for dear life due to being way too small for her head size

>Unflattering, unkempt hair style that looks like she just rolled out of bed

I would bury my face in her pit.

>niggers
>get out of jail

You're too much.

When you don't have any strength

I would tongue fuck her nostrils.

k :)

lost my shit

Whats her sign say? I don't speak huttese

Women are so stupid

Why would you do this?

Something about the very lucrative spice trade based out of Kessel.

n-joy.

Where did you find all this gold-material OP?

>not wanting 2nd from right to plunge those fingers into your butthole and finger your prostate.

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What did he mean by this?

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Did you say something offensive to my lady? Did you say something that I find inappropriate? Yes, she is my lady. No, we are not dating but I consider her mine. Not as property perhaps, but as equals. I am a knight, good sir. I fight for the values of women online. I do also own 5 sets of plate mail, 2 sets of chain mail, and 15 claymore swords. Also two battle axes. Mostly for LARPing but I also have some real shit. I will cut you the fuck up. I'm gonna come to your house. I will fight you with my bare fists (probably covered in chain mail because that would give me a little bit of an advantage). I will have my brother Steven, who I share a bedroom with in my mother's apartment- I will have my brother Steven polish my armor after he's done with his next round of call of duty and I will take you out. I will take you the fuck out. I will make sure that you will never speak such harmful, awful, inappropriate things to my lady again. If you say one more fucking word on the internet, I'm going to show you what a knight can do. I will be able to backtrace your IP using my hacker skills. One time, I hacked my mom's boyfriend's facebook page and said "lol i am a faggot" and now people think he's gay and his mother has disowned him I think. My mom and him are still dating but I'm sure it damaged his credibility a lot. He once left his laptop on, that means I'm a hacker now. I have so many powers you can’t imagine. I have a 178 IQ. I did an IQ test on facebook and it said this was a very, very high number. I know that I'm smarter than you, more cleverer than you, more smarterest than you can ever imagine or believe. I am a knight of many principles. I'm very, very strong and very, very handsome. You can't stop me. You can't take back what you've done. All you can do is apologize and beg. Beg for your life. This, and only this, will please me.

This ^

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fuck you. it's getting old

Forsooth, this pasta sates my hunger