Wen u tryin 2 get sum booty but he wont bendover

>Wen u tryin 2 get sum booty but he wont bendover.

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solution is simple.

hey tiger

Naughty tiger! Very good!

no please no.

you should make your own liquor

i wanted a .17 of some sort. wasnt too sure what one i wanted. something light weight and easy to pack around. my current .17 is really heavy bench rifle

wem

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Y not?

becasue grody is bad

Sup Jeff, not seen you around for some time. You been exercising?
I bet you want your cock whipped by me right :)
I know you want your cock by me WEM!
kek you doing that copy-pasta atm?
>teleports behind you
etc. etc.

Solution

Solution is to STAB them.

Or STAB them

my cock is a temple and shall not be tainted

At what point did you change your mind about that? :p
Among other things >u>

do you go hunting much?

things are pretty great, I'm back at school and now I can exercise normally

Baby spas

So you are a necro-furryphiliac?
Your temple will have it's walls beaten and whipped till it crumbles.
Lewd.

Just how we like it

Ya, you gotta get at them right after though cus they start to get cold.

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Night folks

School gym is well equipped?
Lewd sex is good sex.
you should snort cocaine.

just right meow~

havent in a couple years. i lost my hunting buddy, but have gained a new one~

b-but

fffffffffine

At this rate it might be a good idea from my lack of dopeamine.

Only the lewdest of sex!

Good night.
Is it Frank?
I'm sure a tough kitty like you can take some punishment to your temple.
yes.

;p Sup btw?

night night

yeah, there's a massive gym close to the centre of campus, I also no longer have my summer job, and I can do my walk home from campus everyday

what happened to your other buddy?

"Yes, oohyes! Ohmygod yes! Fuckyeah! Yes! oohyes, yes! Yes!"

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Oh cool. Did you make some decent dosh over summer?

frank doesnt like me ;~;

watching tele. going to get to bed soon

sold all his guns for lots of drugs. also i think he was too depressed to have his guns around him anyway.
and he is going to florida for a while to soak up some sun and cocain

That's why time differences suck ;~;

i cri. its okay though i will wake in about 6 hours

I'm not sure if Frank likes any of us. Does he even visit anymore?
How do i even respond to this?

What have you shot, wem?

yeah, I worked part time for most of the summer and made about 1500

that sucks, how'd you meet your new hunting buddy?

I'll be waiting for you *hoogles
Playing along? :p

yeah he was here maybe an hour ago for a short visit

bunbuns, turkey, rats.
went deer but never got one.

through my old buddy lol

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A bird just shat on my window

shoot it.

If you went to a gym you'd not do that.
I wonder how he's going these days?
LICK IT!

I got 2 deer. They were pretty good.

Can't I just scold it instead? ;_;

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Frank is upset he is Asian and he likes whiteboys but whiteboys dont like asian.

im a furry and you guys are the cringiest faggots i have ever seen

probably really tired. poor duder

i dont like skinning and gutting large game. is icky

no you have to shoot it. be american

Sorry, I didn't know this was a gym... :c

You going to buy sexy underware?

I'm not American, scroo you! Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh!

maybe not sexy underwear but some nice underwear. I did buy a new toy from BD

Ya there was a lot of blood, it was november and it was freezing so it kinda sucked having to do it outside.

oh

you must act like american if you want to fit in here. you are joining my caravan with hunnibunn

Sounds like a lot of projection there nibi.
But he's just got a 9-5 right?
I'm in a gym. I don't think they will take kindly to boners in the weights room.
YOur just jelly we don't talk to you.

eww yeah that wouldnt be too fun :c

oh i cant remember. i cant remember much of what was happening when he used to be around a lot

Wow, I was reciting what he said. Screw you, be like that then.

Screw it, it ain't worth it man ;~; I hang up my shirt
That explains it, I thought you had gone prude for a moment :P

I wasnt too bothered by it.

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you are coming with us you dont have a say

oh thats good then :3
see ya around duder~

Lacey ones?
Which BD?
ah right then.
Hey i've never seen Frank, i don't know if he's asian. But your definition of asian could be way different to mine. I can't believe you actually went hunting.
Hey if im not logged into steam and i'm here then i;m at the gym.
Just like you should be doing with all your free time.

Suit yourself. I'll fuck alll the shit up >:)

the silky polyester kind. I got a small frankenpour vergil

I'm not the best at thinking logically

mhmm
im am heading off. nini tiggerbuttttttttttttt

thats ok~

I'll hide all the gunnz~

nini wem

Ohh for everyday ware?
That's the thing about gyms you don't have to think just lift.
Night Katten!

bye

Yes I have been hunting for the past three years.

Frank is asian, he told me a few weeks ago when I asked why he was upset.

I wasn't talking about gyms but ok

yeah, I have a pair and they're super comfy

Hmm i must ask him what's up then when i next see him.
ok.
I was refering to the vergil ;P

he is lonely

oh, yeah~

Uhmm, sure, yeah, ok

One of you faggots should take me hunting.

Do you stay plugged for long times??
Well time zones are not working in our favour right now.
yep.
Hello

Ayy.

Yah

sometimes i'll go for an hour or more, but usually it's 30 minutes or so

nah.
You do your exercises today?
Well that's long than i can do. I hate how you just soak ujp all the lube and it's gets hard to remove.

Actually, I just gone done stretching after sitting here playing bass for like 2 hours. So yes, I did. Gonna start going to the gym soon and actually lifting.

Nah? Up yours then :p (jk)

I go in lubeless most of the time, but yeah when the lube starts to run out it gets a pain to play with

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Take me hunting, Nibi. We can use the animal's blood as lube while we fuck in the mess of blood and gore.

You are making me feel lonely.

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Fuck, sorry.

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Ohhh welllll

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Gimmie some paws and socks faggots~

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Socks you say?

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2hrs on the bass. Nice man. you learning a song or just jamming?
nah not yet. :)
uh dosen't that hurt going lubless? Or do you use in the shower?
Liekthis?

oh my~

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yeah in the shower. I can do it with my plugs but not with my dildos

Little of both. I've been learning to new Metallica song. I've got it down pretty well for someone who really just started playing. I've also been playing Powersurge by Overkill. I played earlier today as well, so like 4-5 hours total. My fingers are starting to hurt.

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We'll see, in time

very much so

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I love Sledge. He is so hot.

Yeah, cute character. Wonder if he actually has pretty hair or if its an ugly bald guy.

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Cool. You have some good suction BD's to pound with?
Nice. Which song are you trying to learn?
yes.
ok.

Not this again

Supposedly he's a femboy himself according to his FA, but he's like 29. So who knows.

Hardwired. It's fucking good. I'm liking the new Metallica already.
youtube.com/watch?v=uhBHL3v4d3I

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what? it's not like you're even trying to have a conversion.

I have a normal dildo with a suction cup, and a medium nova with a suction cup. I just need a good place to suction them to

Ive seen a girly guy thats 27 but looks 20-22

curled toes masterrace

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Not one of my strongest sides either I guess

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Neato. I wish there were more long-haired femboys.

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Got it playing now on my headphones. I'll see how it compares to original.
Then practice. Try some opener lines to get the conversation going.

The one who made this guy is really hot. Beautiful hair, might be straightened though.

Ooh, he IS hot! Damn, I'm jealous.

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do you have any suction dildos?

Yeah.

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Nox, akita, rex, ruff, gryphon and human one that's too textured.

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oh yeah, you have a giant collection of toys

Me and Katten never had any problems strangely

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>weird instance weird irl looks better than fursona

Katten is easy to talk to.

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Well that song meh to me. it's short and it's the only one on the album.
Reload is still better.
Yeah i got a tyson about a month ago as well. He's very smooth.
True, but you don't really ask me anything do you?

Well time for my jog. Cya later!

see ya

I'm heading out as well. night all

>Reload is still better.
What. That was like, their second worst album.

well i can't find my ear buds. so no jog for me then.
So what did you like best then.

Shit, I don't know. I thought all of their first 4 albums kicked ass. But I still think Rust in Peace is the best thrash album ever, I prefer Megadeth over Metallica.

that stinks, I'm gonna do some stuff then head to bed

Couldn't you just have replied with "yes this again" or something? I mean, I wasn't actually complaining

what are your thoughts on this?
youtube.com/watch?v=0ldtPaimabc
Yeah it sucks i have my headphones but they fall when jogging. Enjoy your stuff.
maybe.

It's meh. Sounds tuned too low and distorted. Not really a fan of her vocals either.

You should ask Katten about contextless conversations, he's an expert

Alright i gotta go home and shower.
Bye all

Byebye

Nightwish however, did a great cover. I haven't listened to them much, but his voice is awesome. He absolutely nailed that signature snarly sound of Dave's, and his high notes are sick.
youtube.com/watch?v=T5aGTwRkYSI

Later dude.

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reminded me of this

There no lips around that dicc tho.

bumpbumpbump

benis

enjoi de benis

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so; nibi, how've you been?

yet ;)

Bored, anxious, and anti-social.

Not you I hope.

agreed.

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aw, why not me? :

Dont suck dicks, thats yukko.

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but fun :

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ew

I need a hair-cut.

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No. Grow it out and never cut it again.

b-but... fun? :'

Too curly. It'll turn into an afro. And im too white for that.

>im too white for that.
The fuck? No, long hair is *for* white people. And you can always straighten it.

I don't feel like I have the perseverance to even take the time to do any of that if I'm honest.

Do it, brah. Long hair is glorious. My hair is curly too, but when I fix it right it looks like this. Long hair is sexy as fuck. It's worth the effort.

Long hair isnt good on all men.

Icky

Eh, true. I guess I'm just biased.

This is who I normally try to keep it
(not me obv)

Long hair master race

see

Ew, feet are gross.

nuh uh

you're icky >~>

Yes. Foot fetishists are weird.

NUH UH

Hair dont mean shit if you aint good lookin.

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Yeah I know.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


I disagree

I find that I look significantly better with long hair than with short hair, and I've been told the same by many people. Well taken care hair can add 2-3 points to someone's attractiveness. Or at least help them not be so unattractive.

You are wrong.

I don't think I look astounding, but I'm certainly no chris-chan

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probs

Same

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