What should my astronomy name be?

What should my astronomy name be?

Mr.moon

Captain Starwatcher the Magnificent.

Jack Meoff

The cube.

CosmicCrumbs

Starman mcuniverse starbastion the gazer VI

Copernicunt

Cosmic burger nova

Tardius

Orbiter

Or Faggotarious

Hugh Mungus

Copernigger faggotus

The fallen one.

Moon man.

Also, WTF is an astronomy name?

Dickolas Cockpurnicus

The Cock Galaxy.

Squinty McFriendzone

WalmartJoe

cancer

Encircle cos that's what ppl do to you ahahah u so fat