Good morning Cred Forumstards, how is everyone?

Good morning Cred Forumstards, how is everyone?

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fuck off

Is that a sex doll? I want one!

Hello, I'm good.
Question, where did you get that doll?
Also how much did you pay for it?
I'd like to know from someone that's bought one so I don't get scammed when I buy one.

why would you need to shop out the background?

like it's so illegal and bad to have a doll that you need to hide your identity

your daughter is pretty pale

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just do it

>this reminds me of

youtube.com/watch?v=NWy5QbCQyqw

thats because his daughter is inside that doll

sure is

bought it from aliexpress for 420 plus 100 shipping

reasons

ali express link? there's tons of scammers and shit on there

who are we talking with, the man behind or the loli?

what is her name?

interested, keep the pace

I was also going to ask for a link to the doll, or at least the same supplier. I appreciate it user.

Oh hell no

just go there and type in 100cm, look for a doll at $420 from Touch Trading Co. and buy it!

Also, arrived in the US in 2 weeks with no issues.

do you fuck it, or is it a doll you bought to practice being a father

the guy, im not so creepy as to make it be its own entity...

I'm not sure yet, just get it yesterday...

idk man, Cred Forums aint what it used to be.... dunno if summer can handle it

refer to

faggot

Whats the difference?

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A little from column A, a little from column B...

pic related

tease us

LOL yea man i need to figure out how to fix the neck... its not supposed to be like that

100cm seems kind of small to have sex with, are you disappointed with the size or the purchase?

havent tried sex with it yet, it IS very small... the vagina is.. accurate size for the height... lets say lol

don't care about summerfags, it's almost autumn.
I'd like to see her to consider the physiology

1. did it come with clothes or did you have to buy; if so did they tell you what size to purchase?

2. Is the hair a removable wig, or is it sewn in?

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>the vagina is.. accurate size for the height... lets say lol


how do you know...

Respond faster jesus christ op

maybe soon my friend

it came with some shitty "sexy" clothes that didnt fit, except the fishnet stockings king of did

i bought her some clothes, 3-4t size, though 4 might be a tad too big

also, its time to make things weird

how many orifices does it have? are all of them usable?

Apocalypse please. Right now.

i ordered a large size onahole a few days ago.
I don't think i could live having that big of a thing inside my house. where do you plan on hiding it?

also, keep posting pic. very interested on hands on reviews.

Show us nudies

diapers. god, not again.

just seems accurate, idk

its a little nicer than that

nah taking my time

it has the normal 3.... all usable

summer, plz go

How the he'll did she make it through customs I wonder...

This is fucking sick and fucked up. But if it keeps these retards from harming real kids, well.

Why wouldn't it?

Dolls arent illegal annon.

it's a doll in "discrete packaging"

I have no idea, lucky I guess.
Still, keep going on showing her off

Hilarious!! XDDD dis guy bretty wild right?? Git off mah b you sicko, right??? XD

fuck you you fucking kike loving piece of human garbage, if this guy wants to fuck children dolls, then Cred Forums is his humble abode.

depends on the state maybe?

I've heard that child real dolls can get snatched up.

Pretty much yo

It just gave a blowjob to each customs worker and they let her pass.

Fuck you, going to sleep.

Lol. Bad news for op. Brush her latex teeth dude. Now post more pics faggot!

OP you post too slow
also don't you have a link for that doll?

need pussy pics, OP.

are you going to show the genitals ? it's a doll, it's not exactly illegal to have a medically accurate doll

you can look at real girl vaginas all day on youtube if you want to

e.g. youtube.com/watch?v=Ngo_HdgPavk

He is busy with his new toy.

Let him take his time. He is marking his loli.

just shit to spook buyers

lol oh you guys

ewwwwww ah man, soiled it

could you clip the nails if you wanted to?

Why are all your pics shooped?

76

Wtf is that procedure?

removal of exif

yeah and if you want them to grow back you can cut little slits in to the fingers and insert and glue on real nails from a real girl

they'll keep growing since nails are dead anyway, you just have to feed them once in a while

would probably be safer to file them

why not?

it's called the islamification of the west procedure, or at least the anal rape at the beginning is

Not that you faggot, they're all cut out to remove the background. Why?

Jesus christ, what the fuck was that? O_O

how flexible is it? can you spread the legs apart and lift them over the head etc?

Can't believe he went and bought a fucking doll clothes kek autistic psychopath

She's really cute I am actually kind of jealous.

for the same reason, remove all identifiable markings.

its obvious and only a retard wou;d be asking that

douche

i'm also jealous, maybe when i will have the time and money to get one and will be living alone i will get it, also not very cheap.

im just going to do it to fuck with you now

curious about that too

youtube.com/watch?v=zatFoVQb6xQ

Pathetic filth. Take a good long look at yourself in the mirror. Not only are you a paedo but a cowardly paedo. You bought a cheap child doll on some cheap website. You need to be executed now.

its not quite THAT flexible, the legs open and can go a little over 90 degrees out... so kind of over the head?

its all good

fuckin right?

its worth it, its amazing

how long til you get dick cancer from the cheap chinese carcinogenic chemicals used in the manufacturing process?

i heard they use them on purpose in their little girl dolls

on a scale of 1 to 10
1 being a cola bottle and 10 being a real girl
how does that thing rate?

wow
get over yourself and your programming already

Cola bottle wtf

How would OP know what a real girl feels like?

does anyone in your real life knows about her?
also what is her name?

Sauce for alibaba link

All pedos should be executed though..

it's plastic and has a hole, doesn't it?

>cheap

yeah, ok moneybags

Not only do you not have the balls to fuck a child in real life, you actually shopped out the background in your original pic. That's how much of a coward you are. Shit , when you get threw in jail you're guna get turned into the biggest prag that's ever been buttfucked. Currently reporting you to police, faggot.

>Not only are you a paedo but a cowardly paedo
So fleshlite users are coward rapists?

%%you are full of shit%%

If your dick is small enough to fuck a cola bottle just an hero

Before 404

This is the worst fucking thing I have ever seen in my life. It's not even slightly funny, it's not even nose-exhale funny, it is complete and utter trash.

What went through you mind while your chubby little finger clicked through the captcha and posted this fucking shit?

"Erhehehe they will this is hilarious, everyone loves lolis as much as I do, so anything even remotely related with a comedic tinge will have this board tripping over themselves in laughter. Maybe I'll get a bunch of (You)'s and become semi-famous on Cred Forums. Maybe the thread will even get screencapped because of how awesome I am."

Opening a fresh pack off Doritos you clicked "Post" and Alt-Tab'd to fap to a picture of the lolis.

I hope you, everyone you've ever met and everyone you'll ever love dies a painfully tragic death, that further scars the people around them. I hope all those that hate you gather together and torture you in the most sick and twisted ways, and make your life a living hell before bringing you the gift of a swift death, you sad excuse for a human being.

I hope that on the other side of that veil, there truly IS a God, and he is a vengeful and has been watching you post your piece of shit pics all over the internet, and finally is waiting for you to cross over.

When you do, I hope he takes you to a special place between heaven and hell and leaves you there for all eternity to be lost and wandering in the afterlife. After several millenniums of pure nothingness, I hope a small spark of hope appears for you, a chance that you might actually cross over into blissful peace and just as you think you have it all figured out, that shred of hope is snatched from your grasp and you wallow in your own self-pity forever and ever.

That is how shit your pic is you fucking cunt.

Reported

motherfuck you

Awesome post user please continue. Im enjoying your pics and commentary.

OP will be visited by the big salami man at exactly 4:30AM today and raped violently,every negative effect of his picture is canceled

i havent used it yet..


im not a virgin?

just got her, no name yet

Could you entice us user with something a bit more provocative in your photo set?

you guys dont seem very interested in it

Well I'm dead it's 7:37 am

anyone tried to get one of these into new zealand?

>just got her, no name yet
How about Hi'loli?

show nekked between legs :}

lmfao that's so fucking creepy

We are not much to say. I am watching though user.

well how about isabelle?

>diaper
>mlp
>sex doll
plz kill yourself

Go on please

You mis-judge your audience

Do you want to be my friend? My best friend?

jus fuck it brah

Wow, didn't know it took balls to fuck a vulnerable, naive, child who has no strength to resist and is half your size. Woa...

user you are providing the entertainment so if you want us to say more post something a bit more if you get what I am saying.

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cost 500 in total=Cheap :D

I love how you've gone to so much effort to photoshop yourself out of the background. I imagine you're extremely ashamed to own the sex doll and on a regular basis question what went wrong in your life that lead you to this exact moment on Cred Forums.

Post pussy pls

I wish I hate $420

Tits or GTFO

Agreed

ok

Cunt

That is what we are all waiting to see

Because we all know you will not spill the pics Cred Forums wants, faggot.

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MOAR MOAR

why dont you go to a room with less stuff in the background so you don't have to keep spending time cropping the background; or better yet go outside to a park or something so we cant tell where you are

Oh God, diaper AND MLP? Kill yourself like yesterday already.

Move it to the side now!

THESE SHOULD BE IN MASS PRODUCTION THINK ABOUT IT WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE THIS OR A REAL RAPE

Is this a hedgehog?

OK this is getting annoying. Post nudes, I don't want to see a fucking diaper.

They are .......

fuck i wish i could buy one. defers pedos from acting out

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Ever been on Cred Forums? They see like one thing in the background and dox you.

SHOW US YOU VIOLATING IT

is this a hedgehog?

Post feet user

Not bad
But the diaper...

thats just weird

trying to bust a nut. Get to the good pics.

Violate this fucking doll

Fuck it hard

This reminds me of the old Cred Forums

her eye is wonky lol

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Take off the diaper. Its a turn off

Now stick your dick in its pussy

We're all going to hell guys.

pls moar

went through 10 pages of dolls on that aliexpress site, cant find yours.

TAKE A Shit On Her Whore Chest

post pic of pussy

those are panties retard

i dont wanna damage it

why thank you

Fuck it in the pussy

Yep

JIZZ IN HER GOOD EYE

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then take panties off faggit

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Pretty much

Cleaning her after use must be a pain

>implying OP has a real life
go away summer

Almost broke my dick.

Almost

U fucking faggot cmon

Why do I find it completely NOT surprising to find out that the person who would buy a sex toy that looks like a little girl is also a bronie?

Shut up, you goddamn children.

Carry on, OP. Ignore the impatient 14 year olds.

Its great, lets see it with out the panties though please

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Nice cute blonde one you got there, it's a bit small unfortunately. 8/10 would buy.

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Summer
Kys

Just do it already op. FUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

even your doll looks depressed lmao

I love her pale skin; wish she had black hair though, or maybe darker skin tone with tanlines. Do they make dolls with tanlines?

Faggot

this is all i could think of

that's a very realistic doll you got there friend

Better post get quick op, threads about to go bye bye

im actually not a brony, just thought these would be cute... dont give a single fuck about MLP

This is actually really kind of fucked up and rather disturbing. OP is a sick fuck and you assholes shouldn't be encouraging this type of shit.

Not the same doll tard

Nice exif data, Cred Forumsro. Enjoy your upcoming fame.

You Sir are a Faggot

Reveal the synthetic vagina already.

insert finger to show elasticity?

Ayyy, looks nice. Please continue

Wheres my bait pics

What's wrong with that? It's a fucking doll. Are you one of those nuts to whom representation magically equals the subject?

cuz better fucking a doll than a real kid

you are a fucking idiot

>this thread

seek help OP

finally we lured out the moralfag,
I shit myself laughing right now

same

Imo guy buying such a doll is a milion times less harmfull to the society then a guy who holds this shit in himself untill he blows up and actually harms some child.

Shouldn't you be in school right now?

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pls kys

Are you purposely taking retarded quality pictures

looks painted on, insert finger please

god damn it. Post the good shit allready.

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go suck the cum of your moms bull from her ashole you aids ridden jew

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ew 2 old

It starts with a dole, then OP decides the doll isn't good enough and finally raped a kid.

oh ya not wanting to rape a child makes me under aged

kill yourself

apparently my cam is pretty shitty, i never use it

Holy fuck,

Finger

>replying
Kys

Man, looks tight. Would do. Does the ass have a separate texture hole?

oh my she is perfect
you should name her "Clementine"

Clementine is a perfect choice if you want something graceful for your girl. It is derived from the Latin word clemens, which means "mild, gentle".

He's right, you're quite obviously underaged. Go back to school and try not to get raped yourself, kid.

Sounds like summer
Drink bleach faggot

Bend it over

how the fuck is anything supposed to get in there; is it super stretchy

Kek that almost sounds like my boyfriend

aliexpress.com/store/product/100-cm-realistic-sex-dolls-big-ass-sex-toy-foot-fetish-toys-rubber-adult-male-sex/1950094_32723048731.html?spm=2114.8147860.0.133.qNf3V0

is this the one? cause it says dumb shit at the top like best bag shop

How would he go to jail if he's hidden his identity? user? Have you thought this through? Are you well?

jump off a bridge with your foreskin as a parachute trapboy

yes thats the one

keep talking dirty to me, I may just have to come find you and fuck that dirty mouth of yours.

It's not even illegal user.

fuck you

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...Or he keeps to dolls.
Or when shit hits the fan and he realizes he's loosing it he chemically castrates himself. Lolicons are sick people, but you can't really prosecute someone just because he's sick. Molesters should get fucking impaled though.

he won't put his dik because he has small wenni

You should actually just go fuck yourself. It's not real. How fucking much of a retarded moralfag are you to wig out over a fucking doll. Kill yourself. The gene pool will thank you.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

>implying cyber police doesn't have full access to this site logs

What a perfect little pussy. How soft is she to hold? I wouldn't really want one unless they were good for cuddling.

this post is more autistic than op owning this doll

I don't want to talk to either faggot . Nice trips.

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Monty python hit back nice

Anything about the backdoor?

>aliexpress

can you link to the seller? I cant find that model

IKR this people are really mentally sick, when I first lurked in here I thought it was all jokes and fakes stories to troll, but no, they are really sick in their head
I am out of this shit

>the youngsters in this thread
Oh how facebook has made a pussy generation
Back to your safe spaces children

that's not a child retard

Are these legal in US to import?

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Important, and I want to know too.

Yes. Its a doll. Why would it be illegal?

No

that little hole. Is it made for dick? cuz its really small

andnothingofvaluewaslost.jpg

That is the way everything begin for you. In 5 year you'll be in jail, get raped everyday by other prisoners because you're a pedo.

You begin with dolls and finish with kids. Wtf dude

kinda

THIS IS SO FUCKED UP DUDE WTH MAN

>rape
>implying
Sex is natural dude
Girls want to fuck
Give me a list of all the girls who arent on that "i wanna wait till marriage" shit who were still virgins by the time they hit 18.
Protip: you cant.

if shit hits the fan you can say is art

>reasons

What reasons OP?

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Nice dubs

K

>Shouldn't you be in school right now?
Shouldn't you be 5000 yards from one?

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Kek

My think is that he is alone for more than 7 year.

Internet kill us, slowely but surely.

>implying

I have a healthy sex life but would love to have one of those in my bed at all times. Shame the vagina is so small, I guess you could shove a fleshlight in there

of course its MLP. why am i not surprised.

One of the few well-adjusted, mature adults to grace this thread.

this

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Still no doll feet. OP you disappoint me...

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Nice finally

How does it feel OP?

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Do anal.

Do it doggy style

Because mlp is for children and its a diaper..?

holy shit ur thumbs are huge

>nothing of value was lost

Please, do leave and also take everyone who makes cuck tribute/traps/pics you shouldn't share/Facebook fan threads

THIS!!!

gtfo with your retarded fetish

its his nose, he's jew

>pics you shouldn't share
Fuck off, that's litterally the best source of OC on the interwebs

take all the shit posting Facebook fab tread retards with u

Franklin, is that you?

That website lists 3 buyers, 1 is in the US, and their first name starts with an F and ends in an N.

Unfortunately I am married and my wife would more than likely get jealous of an inanimate masturbation aid.

Some women would just rather push their partner further and further away with more and more ridiculous rules and regulations.

Masturbation becomes an issue, although she isn't available for sex, then masturbation becomes hidden, secretive, and that leads to cheating.

Would love if she could be understanding about my desire to have an outlet for deep dark sexual fantasies instead of secretive masturbation

Hey OP, Can you show her feet please?

Can you show the full body?
Like compared to you?
Like can it pass as just a regular sex doll?
And what is the name of the doll? Or where did you get it from?
I have to go to college soon

OP are you located in US? I want to buy one of these buy I am afraid of customs

you sould work for FBI, if it's true.

Not the same user, but it's cancer and it doesn't belong here, specially when it consists of the majority of threads on here nowadays

Some day... you're going to have to dispose of that thing.... and it's going to be as if you're disposing of a real child corpse.

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You are paid for this aren't you?

But it isnt... fuck your sense of morality. You are the sick fuck.

How does that not make it even hotter?

Somebody got my IP off Cred Forums (mod or someone who got into a mod account) then creeped me the fuck out with a bunch of personal knowledge they could only really have gotten from my computer. Only a few weeks ago.

It kind of scared the shit out of me.

haha oh fuck man. I never really thought of what people have to do to throw away sex dolls.It isn't like you can just throw one in the garbage can and have its legs sticking out.

It's hit or miss,
Usually when someone does that you annoyed the fuck out of them. Now these days kids are learning the same trade and black mailing people. Be safe user

I think there is a big used market for these things. Like Realdolls that go for $500 instead of $5000

>married

There's your problem. She got the security she needed so heck off to you, why even bother passing out the pussy anymore? I say get your doll, user, and if she complains tell her you won't get rid of it until you start making love on a regular basis.

Garbage bag it. Cut it up. Are you that fucking stupid.

it's just a hunk of rubber made to look like a kid so I can't condemn you for having it but...please know how deeply sad this is..

do it fag
anal plz

and add some curry and pig blood to it :)...
send pics to the FBI for lulz

All the same solutions that getting rid of a real body. My first thought was "throw it into a dumpster behind a business that doesn't have cameras" which is straight up murderer.

You are aware all thru history we have been fucking girls... only until the last 100 years we somehow make laws against this...

fuck

gah

Besides there is nothing like ramming your dick in some young piece of ass.

Turns out my router firewall was off, which made it easier on them. But my local firewall didn't give a fuck about whatever happened. Subsiquent scals for trojans, viruses, keyloggers etc have come up clean. They were just fucking with me for a laugh... which I appreciate a lot more than pretty much anything else they could have done.

But I'm never going to be clever enough to feel safe. =/

only as sad as a girl fucking a hunk of rubber made to look like a big fat cock

and that's about 98% of girls

did it split open or is it still in working condition?

Disgusting. Those girls are stupid.
I belong in the other 12%.

Let's be honest. The only reason why the age of consent isn't lower and prostitution isn't legal is because of whiny women that blame everyone but themselves for not being able to act like a normal human being and force their husband to look elsewhere for love and sex to just feel like they are alive for an hour

More sex since marriage actually. I just have a very high sex drive. Masturbate around 5-10 times every day, and have been doing it since I discovered masturbation.

My problem is that I don't like a stinky vagina/ass sweat, but she hates showering for some reason, will just let it run for 30 minutes before stepping into the shower.

I am also very aroused in the morning, and she is more of a night person. So we do have sex almost daily, but I have a very high sex drive.

The thing is, I am totally okay with masturbation. Feels good man, love doing it and it doesn't " Drain " me in the way where I don't have desire or energy for sex.

It would make her very uncomfortable, and probably any woman really to have a husband or partner with a child like sex doll in his bed unfortunately. Even if he explained it was just a masturbation thing.

Its a deep seated desire in males to have a child wife, I don't see anything wrong with a simulated experience because as long as you aren't breaking the laws of society, I don't think you should be punished for it.

Dealing with 70-90 IQ average in 95% of the population probably doesn't help.

It wasn't a moral judgement. I don't care that you fuck a kiddy doll. It was a factually comical observation.