Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.

How does it feel to obsess over something that is completely meaningless?

Gives your life some meaning at least.

I'm 32

>I lost my virginity at 15.

Grats, you are a normal person.

Will you wait long enough to become a Wraith?

No plan to kill myself, so yes.

Man, grow a pair, go to a hooker and check by yourself that pussy is just that, nothing somethin nor magical, but a convenient place to bust loads.
Once you find it by yourself, you'll be happier, probably stop pedestalizing bitches, and with effort you can manage to do something of yourself.

Mate you think if he waited this long he will go and buy it to lose it to a meaningless whore for money?

What seems to be the problem? You ugly as fuck? Fat and ugly? Just fat? Or some muh insecurities issues?

Autistic fuck. Neither fat, nor ugly though.

>completely meaningless
literally the 2nd most important thing to humanity

Any attempts to change the current state of matter? When I was going through a full beta autism stage, I didn't even try for so long.. Once I did try, pussies started orbiting me.

The "full beta autism stage" is called my life.

I'm 21 fit virgin here why haven't u got a hooker yet I will prob in the next year

Because I am a fucking coward.

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So what porn do you use to masturbate to? Figure normal stuff wouldn't be a turn on at this point. Any particulary weird shit you done to have yourself super aroused?

Does gay sex before turning 20 count? Did I lost my chance to become a wizard?

Just pay for a prostitute you fucking faggot.

U LIKE PENIS?

What do you think of dook nukem?

I usually fap to gonewild or the 'pictures you promised you wouldn't share' threads here.

Yes.

C'mon fuckers.

That Pineapplechan thread was the best first Cred Forums experience a newfag like myself could have asked for.

What was that?

This is why you're a VIRGOOO

No seriously OP. You're probably going to die a Virgo unless you make some radical lifestyle changes. And hiding behind autism is a shit fucking excuse.

What kind of lifestyle changes would you suggest?

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>bumping instead of saging

I have no idea what you are talking about.

How about now?

Nice to see an even bigger autist in this thread.

So did I but I've been on a 6 year dry spell since I was 16. Feel like a virgin loser.

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