G'morning b

g'morning b,
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Because as a crusader.
i cannot premit myself to die aslong as the holy land is occupied.

I'm the trashman

Ay what's the suace on that op?

Gotta go to work. Plus Kaladesh launches this weekend, looks decent compared to last couple of trash sets.

Ive killed myself twice today so what?

Living is way too rad bro.

My family relies on my paycheck.

Also, I can always pay two beautiful 19 year olds to suxk my balls.

how are you posting then ?

Because if I'm dead, whose gonna tell people to kill themselves.

There will be plenty, believe me.
you wont be missed.

Life already is a slow death.

Gotta see a gore thread/nigger hate thread. Make me feel good about myself

I mean in my town, you spic.

I have to go to class today, duh, why the fuck else?

because rise of iron is out now duh, after that no guarantees.

It's not okay to be gay, it's gay to be okay with gay.

Bitch, it's bed time, not wake up time.

because my gf and I have the best mff threesomes and she loves watching me cum inside the other girl

Downloaded the complete gamecube pack.

About to smoke and get nostalgic in this bitch

underrated post

emulator or something?

Cus i wanna smoke weed tomorrow

Because dook nukem is born

Soft mod wii. Using nintendont app

sause

got my fuck buddy of 3 years coming over in a bit.

Yeah...3 years...we totally don't have feelings for eachother....

Too bad we are commitment pussies

Because I have shit to do and my wife won't do it.

I still have to get my money's worth out of these new headphones. But i'm getting closer every day.

I don't kill myself because my mother would be upset if I did. That's the only reason I carry on.

I'm waiting for the good times to come back. I'm a very patient person.

>good times to come back

They won't. This is coming from a guy who kept telling himself this for like 10 years, it's just false hope. There is no 'good times', life is misery.

had a unbelievable talk with my lover last night and will likely go over to have breakfast
that means eating some taters and pussy at least
lets say making out and a blowjob were just a start
gonna shit-shower-shave for the occasion as usual

i just quit my job and i've never been happier.

cause im succesful, and happy person :)

Because as of yesterday I got a main bitch and a mistress

I know what something like that feels like I quit 7 jerbs in a row XDD

So what do you do now?

>mfw only crusader here

Because I cant get clonopin til tomorrow.

i'm not suicidal

Still have to play Ashes of Ariandel

the potential to live that gif ^:)

Because I want to kill you.

Don't want to destroy my family for my personal problems, and I'm waiting for Mount & Blade Bannerlord II.

Im a Virgin and I want to experience sex

Becuse fuck you that's why

Because I don't know what tomorrow will bring.

I'm not in a hurry. I will is some day, can't miss that

because life is great and OP is a faggot

I will.

Because you gave us the salsa

Because unlike pic related, I have [s]something[/s] much to live for. Wanting to kill yourself is not a default state when you're not a NEET basement faggot

Because I finally got to talk to a psychiatrist.. Things will get better from now on...
We're all going to make it.