Two truths and a lie thread

HA! You only have ONE peni?

>let me see it..

I've never shopped online
OP is a fag
OP is straight

youtube.com/watch?v=UYx3I9aqy_0

Impossible, if one statement is to be false that would imply that one of your "OP is a fag" statements is false, which we all know to not be true. Thus you have broken the rules and become a fag yourself.

Satan tells the truth

>I've never shopped online

Your truth is startling

I am fapping as I type this
I am fapping as I type this
I am fapping as I type this

But I never said I'm not one. I love big thick cocks, especially on shemales.

1. You don't have a wife.
2. You don't have a mortage or retirement savings.
3. pic related

Hillary Clinton is a criminal
Hillary Clinton is scum
Donald trump is god

Not that guy but why is that startling? Maybe he cant be fucked getting a credit or debit card.

I didnt shop online for a long time for that reason.

Your right. I have two mortgages one ex wife and one soon to be ex wife.

3 is false

I killed my parents.
I killed my wife.
I killed my children.

Nah. It was #2. :(

1-I love you all anons, you are the friends i will never have

2- Even if i have a great life, good work a beatifull girl i want to die

3- My ex still love me and i don't care about her anymore cause i passed over

Niggers are trash
There is no white agenda
BLM

1.) I hate my wife.
2.) I never wanted kids, but now I have one...and I want to return it.
3.) I wish I could keep my job forever as it allows me to travel for work and be away from my wife/kid for extended periods of time.

This statement is true.
This statement is false.
This statement is questionable.

>implying one of those is a lie

I don't have a kid but I totally get this.

1) YOU RAPED HER
2) YOU MURDERED HER
3) But at least you spared the children

Nice one

I've never been outside of the continetal u.s.

I have never been to strip club

I am a boring peice of shit.

Fuck

Well.. shit 1 is a lie..

Fucked a sock
Wearing said sock
Love my life

And you still can't into you're

..# 1 is a lie?

R.i.p. sock.

U wut m8

Why? Someone who would do any of those would do ANY of those.

I always Lie.
I never Lie.
I sometimes Lie.

I'm a fatass
Working out to lose weight
Definitely brimming with confidence.

Im taking a blind guess
If user blames himself for an accidental death of one of these..

Maybe user accidentally killed his parents
Or didnt but maybe killed his wife and kids

Or his parents and the kid

Or his wife and parents but is on the run with kid

I'm gay, i'm a faggot, i love woman.

#2 is definitely the lie.

2 is a lie you nigger.

Well by process of elimination..

1 is a lie..

3

Yeah, but would anyone actually admit to that sort of thing, even on Cred Forums? ESPECIALLY on Cred Forums?

1. My gf eats all her poop and drinks all her pee for over a week straight
2. She's 15
3.I'm 40

Today is Sept 20 in America
Sky is blue
Trump is good

Oh shit i read "two lie, one truths"

I support Hillary
I am a pedo
I am a spic

first is a lie

3 is lie

Yes.

I slept a lot today
I'm American
I'm a student

>3
nein

>student
>slept

1 is a lie.

2nd is lies mate.

Yeah, true.

got me bro

I like my job
I cheat on my girlfriend
I love my girlfriend

Simple you stopped fapping before 3

you poor depressed bastard

...

2nd is the lie.
Everyone that took physics should know this.

...

second one is a lie

get a room 9fags

First is a lie, you write and c/c while fapping and clicking for posting it.

Fuck off cunt

We're having a moment.

This isn't two truths and a null answer

Try again.

1 is a lie you horny bastard

love cake
love coke
love 420

>cake is a lie

Well goddamn.. 3?

2

love cake
love cock*
love 420

There fixed it for you, answer is 3

2 is the lie. Well, a half-lie anyway. I didn't/don't want kids. I was miserable knowing this little shit was on his way. But now that he's here I'm starting to think he's a pretty chill dude. So long as he takes after me and doesn't act like a total cunt he can stick around.

lmao fuck you

Love hitler
be lonely for 5 year long
have a red car

>I'm a brony
>I fap to mares
>I fap to human

My life is perfect
I want to suicide
have a red car

I drive mercedes
I make 100,000 usd a year
I'm 23

3 is lie

2 is lie

it was a trap, try again :^)

I gets looks of girls all the time
Some girls already flirted with me
I have kissed a girl

1 is a lie

:3

winsevenzip!

I work as an environmental clean up contractor
I have cleaned a house full of dog shit
I'll never visit Cred Forums again

i am bored so fokken out
i am on a dxm first plateau turn
my life is interesting

Wrong.... Try again

I'm at the top of my profession worldwide
I've been blessed by the Dalai Lama
I've banged a tgirl

>I'm skipping work today.
burning your ballsack with nair sounds like exactly something a cakeboy would do.

how do you cope with the itch?

I know what is the lie

>Im gay
>im not a virgin
>i have a GF

never been on a date
I am a virgin
I am female

not gay

1. I invented a fairly popular android app
2. I am a doctor
3. I have been drawing rule 34 since 2008

- I have played the recorder in front of Al Gore and the UN Climate Panel

- I have thrown a frog at famous Danish chef René Redzepi

- I am so allergic to a Brazilian spice called Jambu that I die within five minutes if I eat it

>- I have played the recorder in front of Al Gore and the UN Climate Panel

Wrong, I actually have in relation to the handing over of the Nobel Peace Price in 2007

>I get more respect than I deserve
>I have a stable, high income job
>My girlfriend cheats on me regularly and I love it

>I've burgled a drug dealer
>I look like I'm 13
>I am 6''4

Good luck faggots

>My girlfriend and I throw bondage parties at my house that actual kink dot com pornstars have come to
>I once did coke with a US senator
>I've hung out with a billionaire and explained to her how to make DMT

1. I am from Missouri
2. I am a boy
3. My first word was Adolf