ITT: Things you hate in porn

ITT: Things you hate in porn

>Crying Asians
>"Yea bro fuck that pussy dude"

Underball male taint and shots kill my erectio

>they replace original audio in MOST of the movies

>it being staged

>girls moaning and screaming like they're being tortured

Your mom

from behind shot where I can see dude's asshole and balls swinging.

no thanks

A porn never has to show a man's face. NEVER.

Also:

>ugly, fat dudes with big floppy dicks, fucking hot grills

To many fucking dudes on one chick. Stop just stop.

This
Hairy old balls flopping against an asshole

Porn barely needs dudes in it period imo

>dicks touch

Get out underaged cancer

Unnatural eye contact with the camera.

Looking at the camera - fine
Glancing at the camera every few seconds like the cameraman has a gun pointed to your head if you don't do what you're told, complete fucking annoyance.

No money shot

The last bit with the gun sounds kinda hot tho

This usually happens because the chick isn't confident enough to not need guidance every 3 seconds. These people don't belong in professional porn.

Holy shit moar? I have a thing for this bitch off Teens React

When 50-90% of the video is bad acting then they start fucking with no cum shot at the end

When the film starts immediately at the fucking with no build-up.

Everything. Especially dicksucking, assfucking and gangbangs.

I prefer watching nude girls walking around, stripping, touching themselves and some heavy breathing while doing it.

...you're right, I take that last bit back, but my point still stands.

And yeah, I kinda know 'why' but like, if you're doing porn, then you really need to do some confidence training beforehand. You wouldn't accept it if any other actress in a Hollywood film kept looking at the camera or breaking immersion/character... and I know "but faggot, it's only porn" but it's still annoying when it happens.

Or the opposite, when there's so much buildup and only a few minutes of actual porn, and they cut off the moneyshot.

>anal

Is no one else disgusted by this?

Nigga she from Teens React™?

Yeah , hate when Porn breaks the 4th wall

Girls with gross ass tats who still try for the innocent, girl next door thing

fake amateurs and couples who even worse, camwhores that made around 3000 videos with their bf and still think they are amateurs.

This shit

Also:

>anal sex
how can u get off of this, knowing that they are really in pain taking a HUGE dick in pooper

Doubt it. Chick from teens react has a tatt under her left tit

>watching incest porn
>"step-sister"

I PIRATED THIS BECAUSE IT EXPLICITLY SAID INCEST

STEP SIBLINGS ARE NOT INCEST YOU FUCKING RETARDED PIECES OF SHIT

I'M STILL GOING TO FAP TO IT BUT I'M NOT GOING TO LIKE IT

Person behind the camera talking when it has a first person view. And when they sound like assholes. I was watching this french maid porno and she didn't speak English but the guy behind the camera was saying "What. Oh you wanna suck my Cahk" "Oh yeah suck my Cahk"

Niggers!!!!

Jokes on you
>I love that

>Shots of manface, esp. on the vinegar stroke.
>Tats
>Plastic blabs
>Surgery scars
>Dirty feet
>Fake pleasure - just STFU
>Way too much closeups.
>Start with sexy clothes, shoes, costumes / quickly go full nood with usual tats/plastic garbage tier rubbish
>Always finish with handjob / not enough creampie
>Condoms: like I give a fuck if this disposible trash dies of AIDS

Niggers and anal

Agreed

Using spit as lubricant. For example guy spits on vag on anus or girl spits on dick. Makes me gag every time.

Agreed!

>how can u get off of this, knowing that they are really in pain taking a HUGE dick in poope

That is Very much part of the pleasure.

8.5/10 times I will skip the bj scene it's a complete turn off for me I don;t wanna stare at a guys junk

not for them tho....

i can understand you getting hard watching a girl in pain... But to me it's just acting, staged crap, therefore kills ma boner and have to look for another vid

Also:

>girls who cant, dont know, or dont want to deepthroat and just limit to lick and/or slightly suck the tip.

That shows they're not horny or interested

Filthy, stinking niggers.
Spitting, spit swaps.
Slapping and brutality.
Dry fucking, Just why?
Identikit scabby used-up old bags in errrrry porno ever.
OP's mom.
Shit-tier camera work.
Shit-tier lighting.
Too long sucking / half a minute of penetration / too long handjobbing.
Not enough anal.

yeh, you're not wrong, most of it IS shit-tier

Niggers and over doing blowjobs with shitloads of spit!

>tattoos

Instant boner killer.

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nasty-ass shaves on dark hair girls - better slightly hairy

spots, pimples, stretch marks scars

Faggot