What's your guy's opinion on Dan "the basement is where I hide her" Schneider?

Dan "Ariana is gonna taste my Grande" Schneider

Op "forced meme" Faggot

Kek

Dan "The anus destroyer" Schneider

Dan "the younger her feet, the harder my meat" Schneider

Confirmed Dan "deep inside her" Schneider

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Dan "If she's younger then 10, she can get in bed" Schneider

Dan "buuuuuuuuuurp" Schneider

god look at that disgusting glutton

ugh what a horrible fatty

people like him should be shot, eating too much is the most revolting crime against humanity anyone can commit

Ok

>why the fuck would nickeleodeon keep around a raging pedo?

I've asked this in thread before and people have always said something along the lines of
>but nick has tonnes of money they just pay to shut up the actresses/parents or fork out for huge lawsuits

Remember Nick is a company that only exists to make money, why would they let some fat-ass direct if he was a drain to that money as he kept getting fiddly? Its not like hollywood isn't full of thousands of failing directors that would jump on the chance to do safe and easy kids tv without getting fiddly with the young actresses.

>no one has ever had a convincing response to that

I'd love to see him and Harvey Weinstein go down. Just two huge creeps that feel they are untouchable.

I think Dan " if you want this job you gotta slob on my knob" Schneider is a good guy

Jealous of Dan "she needs to be tighter" Schneider? Dude has made so many great shows, why get rid of him?

Is he a barista at Starbucks or something?

nobody gives a shit you faggot

Is that Mr. Hymen divider?

>this post is a ruse

>tonnes
>fiddly

Yer grammar ain't tha bes' either, faggot.

Dan the ladies man Schneider?

Great post.

>regional differences are hilarious

God among men. Thanks, Dan.

Great guy helping us with our feet fetish.

legend

So you guys are jacking off to the feet of little girls? Man, you niggas need church.

quads checked

Quads confirm it

quads

Niggas need church, quads say so

>quads
Hi, dan.

Dan "The King in Yellow, bite the pillow or kiss my fellow" Scheider

He's a fat douche
And you are a paid shill

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Dan "I'll make her wider" Schneider

Talentless nimrod tyrant is the pong
You find the missing ball

Hey look at those classic clackers cracker.

Dan "I'm really ashamed of my small penis" Schneider

He also bonked Britney's little sister, whatever her name is????

Yea
Her name is
Bullshit

And your name
Must be
Dan "I'm an infant without a bottle" Shitstick

Dan "I got touched by my dad" Styer

Well memed, satan

Whoa dig the truth meter is off the charts

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I've seen that before

There's a mole in the bakery

Dan "Spread'er wider" Schneider is a legend.

He's a legend in hell for servicing Beezlebubba's sphincter .

His fat jowly head makes a good doorstop also.

It's bath time Mr snotstick

How does it feel to know that you are uniquely despised by everyone you encounter.
maybe scapegoating someone will help

OP is confirmed beta cuck. Miranda Cosgrove will never look at the pathetic person he truly is. what does he do? he lashes out at someone else. way to be a man OP.
generation fail strikes again.

Lol
He's the Quadafi of kids television.

*assstab

PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE THE UNCENSORED VIDEO OF THIS SAVED OR A GIF OR A WEB.M SHRIEKS IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR MONTHS

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Nope

:((

Are you talking about Dan "can you get me one a couple of years younger" Schneider?

The one and only Dan "she's always wet when I'm inside her" Schneider

Why do you care so much? Trying to make a similar career?

Kek'd

Nah he means Daniel already wealthy but so personally unhappy he spends time trying to be admired by people he'll never meet for things he'll never do Schneider

I think it's ariana grande lol

Hey I have an idea,
This will be fun.
Someone post dan the shitstain's personal info and then we will raid him

Ok here you go

[email protected]

Calm down, Dan. Just let her go. Miranda is too old for you anyway.

Dubs don't lie

Are you talking about Miranda "ghost" Cosgrove, faggot?

Dear Mr Fatass,
It has come to my attention that you are deeply regressive and like to imagine yourself as powerful.
Hence you are a control freak who compulsively browbeats your co-creators in an effort to compensate for your shortfalls as a human being.
Your fantasy of dominating children is a sign of your deep need be an hero for people everywhere.

Thank you,
The public

>Dear Dan "it's easier when she's younger to hide her" Schneider

>implying

>Not getting the joke

Hey Dan,
This is great since its just you in here now I have a show to pitch you.

It's about a fat stupid bully who acts like a douchbag to everyone he deals with and recycles the same horshit ideas over and over for years making a career by exploiting the talents of some spunky ernest kids.

In the end he's left wealthy and alone only his little white dog doesn't judge him to be scum.

What do you think?

That's really nice, bro.

It's too perfect

He's going around checking offices right now

Kek

Lol

Look at the monitors

Dan 'pussy destroyer' Schneider?

He seems confident.

For a second there I thought we were talking about trump.

It looks like her eye is trying to escape.

Now here's the kicker
He's supposed to be a writer right?
But his skill with the written word is like damp toilet paper for a face towel and when called out directly all he can do is pretend to be someone else pushing his deplorable paltry excuse for self aggrandizement

Dan "Struggle Snuggling" Schneider

Lol

Dan "if she's older than ten, I never slide it inside her" Schneider

You fuckin Dumbass

I hope you get paid by the lame
Then you can buy yourself a nice new meme someday.

That's taken? I thought it was clever.

Dan "when I'm inside her I can pull an all nighter" Schneider

Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider

Oh yea it's the height of wit.
Very adroit.

My bad

Dan "The Diaper Sniper" Schneider

You know, guy
Get with the program.
If you would just watch the shows you could dumb yourself down enough to think up some of these rhymes.

Like Dan the fat slob writer Schneider

See? It's easy!

Dan "pillow biter" Schneider ?

No no try harder like
"The man wears a diaper" Schneider

Dan "the man with a plan to make her wider" Schneider

Oh ok how about
Dan, try harder

Dan "just the tip I'll make it quick" Schneider

Dan "The Hymen Harvester" Schneider