Cred Forums gold thread

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Kekekekekekkeekeekekekkekek saved

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contributing

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kek

Fucking awesome user

It's rare you get a story with such a happy ending, this made my day, thank you user

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That's from 420chan

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Sing us a song, you're the chippo man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a chippo
And you've got us feelin' alright

Fuck yeah

REEE re re ree REEE reeee

bump

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He was right. Your post was garbage. You are garbage. Kill yourself

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Someone else better fucking start dumping

Yet another fag with nothing to contribute but incessent bitching

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Rather see nothing contributed then garbage contributed.
Kys

Checked

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Im glad people actually read the russian grandpa one because its one of my favorites, good on you bros heres another

ok that made me kek

Don't have the shots for this text, but I can link video readouts. Best greentext heard/read in a long while.

youtube.com/watch?v=HGo-bLdteXs

youtube.com/watch?v=zm4Bu3vWVwI

youtube.com/watch?v=l5Na3mnQ5lM

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back when shitty internet slang wasn't shitty because the normies hadn't taken it

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No. Fuck off.

Jesus christ, bumping for good keks

i wanna try it now :|

Gold

Fucking kek

One of my personal favourites

bootin

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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I hope with all my heart this is real.

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fucking lol if true

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God damn gold

kek

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oh god, me too.

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bullshit the kid would show the police the conversation log and you'd get in the shit

tl;dr

>feelsgood.jpg

just read it

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Fuck, that was funny.

old but relevant

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this was today. It is not Cred Forums gold.

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Don't overthink things, it will improve your life quality.

Says Cred Forums gold, not Cred Forums classics.

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Oh, it's not because it was made today that it isn't Cred Forums gold.
It's shit.

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seconded
fuck off. thread states "Cred Forums gold"not "Cred Forums cringe"

Meh, if Mark the Mintman can be posted in these, eggboy is fine. At least some oc, that's rare nowadays.

Rare like a pebble of gold.

i always love these, any more?

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youre right. that was a good read.

sure

ONLY LE 4CHINNERS WILL GET THIS XDDD

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kekd

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Holy shit my sides, this thread was great when it was made. Fucking never gets old
>Bombs n roses
>Throwing stones

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alright, guess ill start bootin

b does tech support

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE READ IN A LONG TIME

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It's fucking gold and you know it
Also here was better comments than those

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Fucking worth reading

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kek

kek

amazing. I can only hope this is true

tard wranglers

Funny thing about that story is that the holocaust never happened...

did he already make a second part?

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I only have this one on my HDD right now. Enjoy it.

Finally, thank you. I forgot where I put my copy
Wolfman Greg for your contribution

imagine being this user and frequently seeing your thread being posted in threads like these.
Pride or shame?

gets me everytime

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Inb4: law and order

Kek. Here is it

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That's your opinion

I personally kekked

also, fuck captcha and its fucking store fronts

muslim detected

I'm sure, both

for the win....

+1

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lel

Holy shit my sides

youtube.com/watch?v=xHaFEEmN6ZE

Requesting pissbottle guy from some days ago

nice one

I hope this actually happened...

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this thread is fucking gold i'm browsing it for 1 hour straight

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fucking loved this

>Mod doesn't recognise that meme.

Oh my fucking god...

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Fuck im retarded

If I ever break up with my current gf I'm getting a vasectomy. Probably won't though just because she's everything I need in a woman.

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Reboot

Requesting I Am Frodo Sagbag

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kekk

Poured a shot for myself, as well as for that user and the memory of his gramps. Good story, Cred Forumsrother.

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19 years
>>since i was 13
>>roughly 4 (maybe 5 times a day)
>>every day

>>missing out leap years

ml = 1litre
>>roughly 82ml a week
a year
x 4368 = 82992ml
>>roughly 82 litres of cum
one up on this post

>> 1 ejaculate = between 2 & 5 ml
>> roughly 2>5ml=100 million spearm
>> 100million x 4 = 400 million x 7 = 2800000000 spearm weekly

>> 2800000000 x 52 = 145600000000
x 19 = 2,766,400,000,000

I have unloaded 2 TRILLION, 766 BILLION, 400 MILLION SPEARM

it bugs me how the two reaction pics don't even reply to the story

Just because you didn't like something that was posted doesn't mean anyone won't enjoy it.

topkek

peanut in her throat

>4088
not too bad

>4088 faps
>Average of six hundred million sperm cells in 1 ejaculation
>I've killed 2,5 trillion sperm cells

Aw fuck this got me.

>fucking tyrone

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Wow, that's gold for sure.

Sadly i had no chance to spend time with my grandpa, he died when i was only 4, but i know he was good man, who raised my father and his brother, one of them works as firefighter and another one is an ambulance driver.

>be 22
>her older brother's b i r t h d a y

*18th

I feel this

>No girls wanted to sit on my lap since my bones would poke them
>Never got to sit on anyones lap because my assbone hurts them
>Never hold my hands becuase my fingers were so "bony"
>Nobody tickled me because they could feel my ribs and it creeped them out
>could never lift anything on my shoulders becuase it would hurt my shoulder bones

At least I have strong bones since I've never broken anything in my entire life

Not seen this tard story collection. Thank you based user.

>unholy damage

one of the best ones, had to pour myself a whisky in memory of my grandmother.

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nice watermark newfriend
say hi to r/Cred Forums for me

>meme arrows on tumblr
fucking end this planet.

Dude. I almost cried when I read what was written in the testament. Your grandpa was one of the guys it's worth living on this planet. Made my day. Saved.

older brothers 18th birthday

That means that shes >17

actually kekd

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Lmao literally die

4changold?
imonit4chanbuddies

Jizzmass

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get this fucking 9gag shit off of this thread you fucking faggot.

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sorrybuddy
justafewmore

Not a cringe threat fag

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iknow
itsa4changoldthread
hereyougobuddy

Hey eggboy, se need more eggs

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thisoneismyfav!

Good stuff

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Kekekekeke

this is Neil levels of tard stories. this actually might be the best one I have ever seen.

moar please

Gutest kekken

Tears rain

Lmao what the fuck