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Be comfy

Not gonna lie, who's not happy when they're comfy.

Not being too loving towards your stomach
Not being too attached to physical pleasure
Not being too attached to worldly possessions
Not hating other people
Not looking for fame amongst people
Not being arrogant

never, that's the joke.

source?

implying that's a difficult achievement?

Well said
Anyone achieved this?

MDMA

Dont give a shit, live on ur own and do not empathize, getting gf is beta but might help... but remember u have to deal with her shit often too

money

this
I can confirm

It's also true because it's trips.

There is no such thing as too much mdma

>There is no such thing as too much mdma
how about gay sex with regrets?

Happiness for one person is another person's burden.

Op you make your own happiness by setting goals in life.

I understand how cheesy and oversaid that statement is but it's 100% true.

For example set a goal of owning your own expenses, sit the fuck down and write how you van achieve that with what your brain conjures as "steps"

>step 1 finish college
>step 2 find a job
Etc
You then write a whole list for each step and you follow through like you would while you play your favorite rpg game.
You follow through on your own game and rules and you will be happy.

The pursuit alone is guaranteed to make you happy, that first salary, that shopping trip with no worries on "spending toouch"

Op I spent once 5,530 on suits and ties alone. And I would buyore if that day the stores didn't close. It's not about fancy suits but it IS about wanting those suits for a long time then being able to confidently buy them.

Happiness is proving to your self that "I got this"
That you know in 6 months of constant workout you will scuplt your body.

That you know you want to pass the "gf to wife" quest.

Happiness only comes when you challenge your self in your own rpg, when you make decisions and follow through on them.

The rpg enemies are "distractions" and the final boss is you. You are your own worst enemy. If you defeat the quitter kid inside you that is always keeping you fown you will fucking win in life and there is nothing you can't achieve.

>my current rpg quest is to get rich enough to buy my self a ticket to outer space.

Believe it or not I am already in step 5 from 8 steps total.
And I was a hentai masturbating fatso 2 years back.

Make the fucking choice already op.

Then you just take more and regret is gone.

but aids stays

Be happy. If you cannot its because you are not letting yourself.

sauce?

Happiness is a relative term. Find something that makes you feel good inside.
damn, mile and a half in 12 minutes is bretty gud bruh.

You achieve happiness or something similar by accepting the inevitability of death. Live every day as if it could be your last because it might as well be. Work towards a better version of yourself and only look back to compare and learn from past mistakes.

by participating in a mother, daughter threesome

I can run a 4:45 mile. A 12 minute run is two miles.

Two chicks at the same time. And I think I could hook that up too, because chicks dig dudes with money.

lol have you ever taken MDMA? the come up sucks

this

by posting some sauce right there champ.

are you speaking from experience? sounds like you have a story to tell...

pornhub.com/playlist/29098831

you mean the comedown

If I knew that, I wouldn't be here

WTF come up is the best part. Coming down sucks, but it's no problem, you just have to time it well so you are so tired that you simply fall asleep.

>pornhub.com/playlist/29098831
where is the impregnation?

Don't sweat the small stuff
Don't worry what other people think of you
Don't measure yourself against others, their lives and their possessions (social media is nefarious for creating this)
Enjoy the little things: a walk in the country; a meal with friends
Give up social media: it's all about trying to create the "Brand You"; you're not a brand
Honour your commitments; if you say you're going to do something, do it
Don't be unpleasant to people unless they've shown they deserved it.

>are you speaking from experience?
all I'm saying is 48 hours in jail cell

You know what makes me happy?
The smell of fresh cut grass in the spring, the summer wind blowing in my face on a hot day. That first cup of coffee in the morning after a goodnight sleep.
Happiness is little things OP.. Little things.

>workout
le workout meme.

i'm still wating for the day until i meet someone who works out and is not a total retard.

Holocaust.

Jesus Christ.
Wait. He hated bankers.

You don't faggot.

Crush your enemies,
see them driven before you,
and hear the lamentation of their women!

This is Cred Forums so you'll get 100 responses telling you it's in your head, 200 responses telling you you need to believe in yourself or fix your mentality and 400 responses telling you to top yourself

In reality we've known the answer to this question for a long time and studied it in a number of ways, medically, clinically, psychologically and plenty more.

To achieve consistent happiness you need:

>Regular exercise
>Regular sunshine
>Regular social interaction with peers
>Good diet
>Good sleep
>Some regular altruism
>Some regular introspection

If you're unhappy about anything for more than a few days and it's not a major traumatic experience then you're lacking in at least one of those areas.

Anything else is needless bullshit. np

this is good advice user

this is cringey garbage., how many books do you read a day asshole? How much do you like your lambnorghini? Fuck you

This is what I did to fix my life but listen up closely because it can confuse you.
Think of stuff you believe keeps you from happiness, work on those things.

>lambnorghini
no comment required

smoke weed on the comedown, and it's all solved. i just feel kinda sad/tired, but it's all solved by occupying myself

With more stuff like this

it's gonna be different for you than it is for me, as it would be for everyone.

Maslow's hierarchy of needs highlights this well I think. think of it on a scale from 1-5, person A would rate their need for power at a 5 and their need for love and acceptance at a 1, so it doesn't matter how many people love this person, or how accepted he is with those around him, he won't be happy until he is in a position of power that suits his needs. Then person B rates their need for love and acceptance at a 5 and power at a 1, doesn't matter how much power they have, they could be the ruler of the world and still wouldn't be happy if no one loved them and/or didn't feel accepted. There's many more needs and stuff that may pertain to you, figure out what those needs are and find a way to meet them. These ratings could change as you progress through life, for example a child often needs more love and acceptance than he does power.

also, don't think too much, you often see more intellectual people more depressed because they just plain think too much about stuff that's not in their control or that they can't find an answer too and ends up fucking them.

I hate weed, it makes me numb, I tried small dose of acid on a comedown once (like ~80ug 2 hours after last redose of molly) and it worked perfectly.

Observe your thoughts and feelings instead of letting them be you. What you think is only one part of your conscious

>I hate weed
>i am dumb

I am happy.
I drive an old chrysler but I can definitely own a lbgngorgorgonlini if I wanted to.
And that financial security and health is the foundation of my happiness.

Don't make me your enemy, get the fuck up and do something with your life user. You only "think" you can't.

Usually I just get comfy in a warm place and have a good talk with friends. Doesn't keep the void at bay for too long but works alright most of the time.

Maslow never mentioned power; he talked about self-actualisation. It's not the same thing

Most people who aren't comfy for only a couple of moments

14 year old confirmed

>i'm still wating for the day until i meet someone who works out and is not a total retard.
what
a lot of people work out

I was using it as an example to make it easy for everyone to understand, never did I say maslow mentioned power. It was the first thing that came to mind so I used it.

Got the right numbers, right unit, wrong order.

where would you get your lbambamadingdonggngorborgorborgonlini from? I could also own one, but I'm not sure there's a dealer in my area

kek i literaly do all those things, i eat well, i started doing pushups and i'm getting pretty ok with my shoulder and pect, i have friends that i see and that i like, i dont work so i sleep like a baby 8 to 9 every nights in one take.
i help other, and i'm constantly thinking about my place in the world, what am i, what should i do.

since i'm unemployed the gov is giving me like 500euro, in addition i rent my place on airbnb, and each month i get like 1100 or 1200 without doing any work.

and i feel pretty good honestly.

now the down part is that people around me think i'm a lazy pice of shit living off the system, that my life has no purpose, and basiclay they want to find a job.

so the peer pressure over not having a job is pretty dense

do i feel happy ? i dont know i feel alive and comfy but completely vapid and useless in the same time.

i think true happyness can only be experienced if when you are a kid and if your youth is joyfull and comfy, once you are like 17 it all turns to shit for ever, you are just trying to recreate what you think is happyness

now maybe if i had a gf...

So you make Maslow easier to understand by quoting something he never mentioned? Face it, you were just trying to look knowledgeable and erudite by naming Maslow and you fucked up because others ITT actually know what he said.

You'll be saying that Charles Handy was in favour of Goretex because of the raincoat next, or Blanchard was in favour of using a stopwatch

Literally the only thing that works for me.

>Crush
Came to say this. Carry on the good work.

This guy has life figured out. Tip of the fedora for you nigger.

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Again, you're making too many assumptions, lol. Did I say I was trying to make Maslow easier to understand? No. I was trying to make the point (IT, not HE) get through to people easier for those too lazy to actually read anything.

I guess I could fly to the main factory and buy a top class lbambamadingdonggngorborgorborgongabaguudagabaguuummahburginlini. It's the only place to buy a clean lbambamadingdonggngorborgorborgongabaguudagabaguuummahburginiburgindilipini without worrying that someone messed with it.

In Russia last year I was offered a lbambamadingdonggngorborgorborgongabaguudagabaguuummahburginiburgindilipiboorgoonbadabingobidini but upon inspection it turned out to be a scam.

I'd rather just drive a marcepedes.

German car, Italian motorcycle, young gf, own place, nice sunset and 10k in savings will get you at 90% happyness.

bullshit, this doesnt work. by filling in one part of emptyness you are making space for another

i need to work on the last one

Find things that distract you from the unsatisfactory nature of living. Indulge in those things until your inevitable death. Die as high and as fast as you can.

How does one win the jackpot with slot machines?

I would be happy if I had a place of my own.

Friends

weed to smoke

A job I enjoyed.

Haha I have none of those. :( good thing I'm on medicine

happiness is a lie. It's a temporary feeling that occurs when good things happen to us.

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You don't

You don't.

Just distract yourself with:
>whores
>booze
>drugs
>and whatever floates your boat

instantly 1st thing I thought of when i read OP

+1 sir

>they built to your own advantage
hello little children
>at least 1% above the rest of society
/bmath