Whos going to win?

whos going to win?

Knees is bigger than bullets so obviously knees.

Beez neez

Bigger knees = bigger death

Knees win

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Magnum 357 can't move on its own

magnum isn't loaded, so I think knees win

Ya but there just knees with no human attached.

remake thread as 9mm vs knees and we'll have a real discussion

It depends. How sharp are the knees??

a) the magnum forgot to load itself
b) when no human is around, guns are always peaceful and never fight for thenselves

So then essentially the only possibility is the knees could repeatedly smash off of the magnum and never break it. Meanwhile the knees would become mangled.... right? I don't see any other possibilities. Magnum wins

Not to mention the bullets would flat out destroy your knees after repeatedly trying to knee smash them... sooo

how do you know that its not loaded?

This.

Maybe it would be a tie. Why would the knees destroy themselves after one painful blow?

You can see it? If the revolver is loaded, you cant see the barrel axis. Because the end of the shells blocking sight.

Guns dont kill people, people kill people. Ergo guns are secretly pacifists who would never want to 'win' in a fight against anyone. They probably would 'win' in a spirited debate though.

OP specified they were just knees. No human body attached. Without all that body weight backing any kind of forceful hit, the knees become like wiffle ball bats hitting off of a solid metal object, and explosive projectiles. The knees are getting fucked up. End of story. How could there even be a tie

You can crush that magnum as many times as you want with those fleshy knees, but at the end of the day you're getting down to bone, and let's be real. If they were just knees, bones have already been cut so their structure is weaker due to the stress of removing said appendages above and below knee area. The magnum, A SOLID METAL OBJECT, has a melting point of thousands of degrees, is not going to succumb to the pathetic attempts of knee crushes.

Who said they are moving? wouldn't the knees rot away back into the earth first?
>the real victory

But the knees could pick up the gun like tweezers/pliers and then throw it into a river, volcano, or out of the ring; if there is one.

More pictures like this?

Knees get down to 1 killing magnum, Arrow wins.

How would it let go of the magnum without falling to the same doom? The gun would take longer to rust as the knee would decay if it fell in water. The knees wouldn't be able to swim. With a volcano, the knee would have to be directly over the opening to drop it in. How do they move the gun without fucking themselves? They can't throw it and your tweezer idea is filled with flaws. Magnum takes the W

You can also drop the gun simply on the ground when you reached the river or lava pool and then nudge it carefully into the lava or water/ mud.