Any 'how to' anal infographs?

its not exactly hard, just put your dong in the butt

boom anal

How to anal:
>make sure butt is empty
>lube up
>fuck butt
>cum

Put shitons of lube, always use cobdoms (anus is full of bacteria) and go slow at first. Can be very painful if done without a preparation.

Then let her smell your dick.

Why would you even want to?

Honestly it's fucking disgusting.

There's shit in there, you know that right?

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use too much lube and dont try it after pf changs

source: my girlfriend

pf changs?

Kek

when you grow older you'll understand.

Thats just down right impressive

I'm older than you and fucked more girls than you.

Makes you have the meat sweats.

>cobdoms
You mean condors?

love making her do that and making her suck it too. bonus points if there's a little shit on my dick, but she does is anyway. If she complains that it's dirty, i'll just slap her till she does it

underage b&

Watch some Pierre Woodman casting videos. He's been teaching girls how to love anal for decades. He never really divulges his technique, but in some of his videos you can totally see what he's doing. I've tried it, and it works.

Don't you love when the little boys here say that? It cracks me up everytime.

Okay, Timmy, relax.

>Why would you even want to?
>Honestly it's fucking disgusting.

Are you under 30? I remember thinking it was gross, before I got old and gross myself.

Stick around here, user, you will become the pervert you think you currently hate.

Yes

what
want moar of dat position

Sauce on this gif? Those nips look oddly familiar.

Find a chick that's into it
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wew kids

enjoy your teenage years.

I'm 28 and still find it fucking disgusting.

You get shit. Literal shit. On you dick.

No thanks.

You're clearly very uneducated on anal then. If you clean properly, there wont be any shit in the anus at all.

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What this guy said.

Get latex glove.
Put one on.
Lube up fingers
Insert one into clean asshole (preferably after an enema, but at least after a poop and a shower)
Eat pussy while fingering butthole
When ready insert a second finger
Let her figure out how to relax butthole
When ready turn her on her side and spoon her
Let her put cock in ass at her own pace
Procede to wreck ass

I have trained many girl friends and taken many anal virginities with this proven Pierre Woodman technique

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Oh datin a pornstar with a bleached asshole then?

What are baths? What is a shower? These are things you should've learned about growing up.

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how do you not like anal if you're literally a talking shit.

>porn stars are the only people that can have proper hygiene
You are not very smart. Have a good day, user.

You clean out your asshole every time you take a shower user?

This I found funny, good one.

and you same question:

>You clean out your asshole every time you take a shower user?

sauce

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The slow "clean" way is also very bad for your intestinal flora, that "shit" can actually cause your intestine to be swamped by all-kinds of unwanted non-commensal bacteria. Wich will make you sick as fuck.

Link or at least summarize plz

Yes, I do because I'm not a fucking animal. I also know how to clean myself after I get dirty, like every other functioning adult.

I didn't give you permission to say something to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny. But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I? In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17. Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another message to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me. Know your place, you fucking vermin.

If you need to have anal explained to you you're fucking dumb as shit.