Celeb Fap Thread

Leave this shit in 2014 faggots. Everything that is going to be posted in here you can fucking find if you google nude celebrities. Stop being lazy sacks of shit and just google it.

id still fuck it

>no TayTay
>implying such a thing as possible

everyone listen to king of b, he makes the only rules

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This nigger won't stop until dead from this taytay cancer

Please stop... Go and create a TayTay thread...

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ok, so any thread on an imageboard is pointless according to this statement

We should put together some fake taytay car crash news articles and try to spread them. anyone good at celebrity gore fakes?

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Nigga, u already in one

>hurrr you cant tell me wut 2 do!!!

Instead you're going to sit around and wait for someone to post it for your when you're 10 seconds away from finding them on a website.

Let me guess, you still suck on your mothers tit, eat copious amounts of food all day and only leave your computer chair to shit and piss.

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Love her

not your personal army, you fucking newfag!
taytay is the queen of Cred Forums

NO! Please. Just go away. And create. A separate TayTay thread. She's not that hot. She's overrated. She's annoying. We don't want this cancer...

Celebrity nude threads are most definitely pointless. Nigger there are a million sites dedicated to celebrity nudes. Also, most threads on image boards are 100% reliant on the images.

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Aren't****** my bad

She isn't the queen of Cred Forums. Most people hate her... She will never be queen...

As you wish.

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who is the queen then?
boxxy? chloe? emma? oh come on

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she's queen of your miserable fantasies faggot
kys

Jeanette McCurdy.. The Princess, in my humble opinion

>Definitely not Taylor
But there's no queen of Cred Forums

Chloe

are you guys even trying?

Looks like a hog

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not even close look into her deep blue aryan eyes, she has german blood. i am german

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I am Germany.

Never look deep into her eyes.
>Also, stop posting her. You can't brainwash people into liking her

Yea but raids and all that is what Cred Forums stands for NOT FUCKING TRAP OR LOLI THREADS

>i am german
That means nothing you are probably Muslim as well.

Winner!

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you just tried to greentext?

M-My m-mistress Jessica Alba is v-very h-happy this afternoon b-b-because she just f-finished playing one o-o-of her favorite g-games with me called, "Bend the Pretzel."... I-I-I am d-downing painkillers as I-I-I type this... F-F-For s-some reason sh-she likes to play th-this wrestling type a-arrangement with m-my Gumby like scrawny b-body... Sh-She comes b-b-behind me and gr-grabs m-my head and neck... She pulls m-m-me backward until I f-feel my tongue flip out a-and m-m-my back looks l-l-like the letter U, with m-my p-poor l-legs in a m-most uncomfortable position...

I AM GERMANY

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I AM GERMANY.

Fuck yea

so much butthurt

Go on.....

>okdude

Now that rock has herpes.

oh so this is you trying to be cool and project your love of nazis and german inferiority onto everyone, got it

>im a newfag
>Cred Forums is so funny dorito mlg memes
Hhahhhahahha

What are u fucking gay?

The rock don't mind. Hell, I'd love for her to sit on my lap or my face.

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>trying to be cool
you talk like a kid on the schoolyard

Herpes is forever.

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Now that lake has herpes.

nazi =/= gay

Stop trying to spam TayTay and brainwash people into liking her...

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It is always so apparent of the average age of anons here when these threads are always full of kids.

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lol mudslime confirmed, who even says that

Yeah, but at least I'd be able to say that I fucked Jessica Alba.

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stackenblochen guten tag nein

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I like this pic because you can compare how a perfect white woman compares to mudslime shit.

The white race is literally superior.

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I am germany

unilad.co.uk/pics/emma-watson-breasts-and-nipples-pics-surface-online-lawyers-not-happy/

Which of you fuckers has them?

ich bin der einzige deutsche hier!
du kleiner mongo

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Bist du nicht, Misset.

Definitv nicht.

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noch soein möchtegern intellektueller student, wie in den deutschland fäden?

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THESE THREADS ARE SHIT TIER OP!!! MAKE A NUDE CELEB THREAD THEN I'LL FUCKING FAP!!! OR SOMEONE MAKE ANOTHER FAPPENING HAPPEN!!! IN THE MEANTIME, FUCK THESE IRRELEVANT THREADS!!!!

I believe it might be this

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Weder studiere ich, noch will ich studieren.

Ich bin ein Berliner

i wanna lick her tears

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Heard Emmas see through top pics leaked on CEleb jihad. She sent a cease and desist letter and they took them down. ANYONE HAVE THEM????

beste, ich bin in meinem kinderzimmer

PLEASE STOP WITH TAYTAY. STOP TRYING TO BRAINWASH US...

They've been circulating through here all day, it's literally nothing to see. You barely see her areoles that's it

Sagst du immer.
Und ich in meiner Wohnung.

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This?

This is fake, ain't it?

stop getting brainwashed then and learn some mental strengths

Shits like a week old. Calm down.

I havent seen them but if thats it then yes. This is one that celebjihad replaced it with lol

Ive been here for what seems like way too long, but i still dont understand the point of text-stuttering

immer die gleichen hier

I don't want to love her... Why don't you just stop with TayTay... Not many people like her...

No its Karlie Kloss

Karlie is gross and stupid.

She has terrible skin, which is huge turn on for me

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fake what?

Edging hard overhere!

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can she sit on my face pls

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>she has german blood. i am german
implying

God, she used to be so fucking hot.

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Ist halt so.

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That's the one they took down. She shouldn't have done anything because that just confirms legitimacy.

>stupid
>hacked every SCADA system this side of the mississippi using only the cd command

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BOOBS!

I gotta ask: What's the appeal?

And no padding this time.

Tits

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Then why 2 heads? She's got tits when there's only the 1 head.

when did she grow these heavenly knockers?

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I wouldn't mind that as well

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Hi

Not that long ago.

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Hideous beast! Begone!

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I miss the cute little things she had on DwaB

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>tfw no 18yo big butt ariel on my dick

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She is perfect.

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Are you saying she's not cute anymore?

>Not hot
>Overrated

Nope. She is rated exactly as she is in reality - perfect.

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>German inferiority

Oy vei!!

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finally someone normal

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you also like taytay?

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normies?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

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She's starting to morph into Hillary.

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fuck you taytay faggots

grow the fuck up

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That smile.

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Is pretty cute

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hnnngggggg

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she really is a mega-goddess in that set
inspired a whole generation of slutty bitches

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I prefer modern thick Christina

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She should play Mae West

Fat and irrelevant.

new thread