If Superman fought Thor who would win?

If Superman fought Thor who would win?

the Jews

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Yeah, but that's like saying the sky is blue.

Were you looking for a reason to post that?

Thor. Superman is essentially mortal and weakened by magical items. Given that Mjolnir is Magically imbued, it would mean he's fucked.

For the same reason, Wonder Woman, Zatanna etc. are amongst the only people that could take Kal down in the DC universe.

Superman because he's basically a superhero jesus unless someone against him has more than two braincells which most including Thor don't

pretty sure the only person in the DCU who could beat Superman is Batman

Hasn't he beat Captain Marvel before though?
He's strength + magic

Well that's patently batfag propaganda bullshit.

Superman. Even with his magical faerie hammer, Thor doesn't stand a chance. Superman has too many abilities.

Thor needs to be matched by someone closer to his tier, like Ragman or Deadman or Huntress.

As far as I know, it's only ever been a draw. All Shazam has to do, is call lightning down repeatedly on him.

goku will kill both

fuck off weaboo. No one wants your opinion.

Please. Batman has multiple plans to take out the Justice League, because if there's even a 1% chance of one of those aliens or meta-freaks going wrong Batman will kill them. We all know this.

Tower of Babel depends ENTIRELY on Superman pulling his punches. Kal could nuke Bruce from orbit, and not even waste energy thinking about it.

Ugh, what basement did you crawl out of? Go back to whatever stupid fuckville town you came from and stay there. Only reason they keep having batman beat superman is to make him less OP and boring. When really, the moment superman knows batman wants to fight him, he can fly into space, and laser eyes the shit out batman, any person batman cares for, and any property batman owns.

>opinion
>Implying
Neither of those boy scouts could step to my nigga Goku

Yes, but Batman knows he'll always pull his punches because he's weak.

That's why Batman wins.

Superman won't though. You really think he'd pull his punches if his life were GENUINELY threatened? And even then, if he were to use only defensive moves, the only people that can move faster than Kal is Barry, Wally or Bart.

superman

>implying he can move faster than years of preparation and planning

if Batman wanted it, Superman would have been dead already.

Man, you really have bought into the bat faggotry haven't you?

Superman would murder Goku.

Oh hey... what's going on here/

you Superqueers are always trying to make Superman cool but he's lame as shit and everyone knows it. that's why they have to make him more like Batman in the movies to make him cool and not some boring alien farmboy hick

nice b8

>Implying he'd have a chance to before the directors throw in a common enemy

Kewl thread

not even thor let alone superman, can you fucking read the question you fucking retard?

Bitch, you look the world over, the majority of kids wear an S shield. Superman is far more iconic than Warner could ever hope to make Batman. THAT'S why the character assassination is happening.

Batman is nothing but an en vogue mouth piece fo alt boy faggots that think it's cool to be dark and broody.

Kakaroth wins, of course

oh great. let's look all over the world to see what a bunch of poverty-ridden cesspools half a century behind US culture think.

they like Superhick because he's an illegal immigrant like they want to be.

Goku beats Superman easily.

I think its obvious, super at normal power, can deflect bullets from his fucking eyes without even blinking, while Goku can still get fucked up with a laser gun in God mode, superman prime would wipe his ass with goku and use thor as a snack.

Harambe

Azathoth would like a word.

The One shits on The Tribunal
The Tribunal shits on Dr Manathan
Dr Manathan shits on Saitama
Saitama shits on Goku
Goku shits on Superman
Superman shits on Thor

There you go OP.

weeaboos pls go

>kids
kids are idiots and buy into shitty, one-dimensional characters...Batman is WAY more interesting.

And it really all boils down to the writing. Neither character is good in the hands of a shitty writer

Is there an HP Lovecraft anime now?

superman isn't good in the hands of any writer.

morrison had rely on a bunch of maudlin crap to get anyone to care about superman. shit was embarrassing.

That is just wonderful.

I don't know...you are right for the most part, but I did really like this --

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[Wrathful Punching Intensifies]

deadpool breaks the 4th wall and kills the writers

Deadpool is for plebs who don't actually like comics and still think South Park is funny. It's like when your dad makes you wear a dress before he fucks your butt.

magneto

No CM beat him, but flash and martian manhunter could kick the shit out of him with ease

Isn't Flash basically arguably the most powerful 'mainstream' hero?

Everyone knows Flash and Manhunter could A. kick the shit out of superman or B. Erase him from existence

"Mainstream" wise him or superman but people like Kyle Rayner, Manhunter, and The and captain atom are as strong or stronger than both