What's your soda of choice?

How is she so fit when she eats such unhealthy food?

All the dancing, but it's probably that teen metabolism she still has

she is just posing with the food for the photos ya know.

ok some of you fags answer this. One of you posted a pic of the sluttier dancer where she's wearing fishnets undies and a prostitute outfit.

why is she such a slut? did her parents let their teenage daughter go to a sex shop, buy that, pose and post? wtf is this, who are these people?

>jordyn will be fat one day

do you mean kaylyn slevin?

>tfw

Plz now :(

It's part of her whole rap image.

No* :I

no, not her

wtf, these girls dress more like whores in their lives than pornstars do

I hope so.

brazillian tranny streetwalkers dress more modestly

Damn that is a good looking burger. I'd share one with her.

How can I get a photography job like this?

Get a pro camera. Pro equipment. Say you photograph teens and young adults who dance. There you go.

Could I say I specialize in foot photography?

She might be okay with that.

Sure. I'm sure there's parents who'll allow that.

Well Jordyn likes showing off her feet, so I think I'll be alright.

Try not to get lewd though.

Of course not. She's much too cute.

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Just don't want you ruining your chances with her in the future because you creeped on her feet.

Maybe I'll just film her dancing.

I hear what you're sayin

True that.

imagine you being a hot girl teen. would you dress hot?

im pretty sure you all would. so dont fucking slut shame jordyn. if ur hot, you are gonna use that to your advantage

I want to slide down her throat along with that chocolate.

wew

I'd love to slosh around in her belly.

Well, if you filmed her doing that then that would justify getting lewd. Feel those firm cheeks :3

Easy buddy. No one's doing that.

Do you think Jordyn's a lewd girl?

it sure feels like you guys are

Me too.

I don't drink soda,if there's one thing I don't need is more zits

We're just admiring her. She's an innocent kid.

What's with that eye? Some flare?

Only slightly. Not a whore like some anons here like to think. Has a regular sex drive like we all do. Probably wants a steady man for sex.

Look how cute she is.

thanks to that.

Folks where I come from call it pop. And Squirt, for the record.

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i can imagine she's already done double anal - IM DAPPING

niggers is the least of it

im madly in love with jordyn. this is gonna sound really beta but idgaf. last weekend i was walking home after a party while playing some feels music on the phone, cuz im edgy like that. but then i started thinking of jordyn and how i might never meet her. That startled me. I start to fucking sob and cry because of how much i love this woman. I wish her all the best and im happy for her, but im still sad that i might never meet the woman i am deeply in love with...

forgot to greentext

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She's already digested him, and moved onto her next victim.

you have bigger issues if that thing is a threat

Don't give up, user. You might still take her out on a date.

Then take her home to watch football with you.

Water

Jameson

doesn't anybody wanna talk about squirt?

i just want to meet her you know. Say hi and shit. and i live in sweden, which makes everything even more hopeless...

nobody cares about some no-name soft drink

Maybe one of her friends will kiss her for you.

you fucking ignorant cunt

If only she could do this.

And?

We're here for you, bro. JJ love for life.

im trying to see it more realistic here. a kiss, lol no. wont happen. i just wanna hang out with her for a bit, thats all im asking for, at most

thanks dude

I see. Maybe win her a big old teddy bear at the fair.

you know. if i had the chance to move all the way to LA, i would do it in a instant. i would leave every fucking thing behind. Just to have a chance atleast. I love her so fucking much its unreal

And she loves that you love her.

jesus christ man get a hold of yourself

she barely knows i exist. i want her to know that i love her dude, not in a werid beta stalker way.

I understand. She's very beautiful.

i know man. it is fucked. but i cant help it dude.

Like this? youtube.com/watch?v=JfaLA-G2a7I

There's nothing wrong with love.

for me she is the most beautiful woman i haver ever seen. but that's not it. her whole personality and everything makes her so much more attractive to me

i dont know how old you are but dude, you are not in love with her.

you have never met her. you have never spoken to her. you don't know her

you are infatuated, retardedly infatuated yes, but not in love

I feel you. She's super cute, and I'd love to meet her too.

to add...you don't even know what her personality is like bro

this is based on what, a bunch of Youtube videos and her instagram?

you're in fantasy land dude

you have convinced yourself that she has desirable personality traits which she may or may not have, based on her appearance

She doesn't have any idea you exist.

im 21. i know i have never met her and all that. but that still doesnt mean i cant love her.

Jordyn is a very loving person.

Sprite

ginger ale. usually canada dry

no no no dude. you can tell alot from her snap how she is like. i also follow a bunch of her friends to get more intel of how's she's like. But its true that i dont know how she really is in person.

i want her to

I'm I want to know why you said she "barely" knows you exist. And then why you feel you need to clarify you love a girl you've never met, but not in a weird beta stalker way.

You realize what you sound like right? I'll give you three guesses but the first two don't count.

Her and Taylor Swift are the only two that I would seriously lick every inch of their bodies and clean out their pussy and asshole.

If she's this cute, her personality has to be lovable.

Beer

I'd love to hug her while she wore that outfit :3

Put want in one hand and shit in the other and see which gets filled quicker.

Just blow your load and wait for the next broken teen slut. There is absolutely no reason to but this one, or any of them, on such a pedestal.

I only drink water usually now. Im trying to lose weight.

But I enjoy coke with rum.

I know it sounds weird writing this on the betas home page Cred Forums. but im really not a creep, i have a steady social life and an overall good life. Let's say you chat with a girl over the internet for a while. do you mean i cant get feelings for her? obviously i havent talked with jordyn but you know what i mean

>I wish I could hug her and listen to patrician music with her

at least chatting with a girl online is some form of direct contact you moron

you are the king of betas if you are seriously in love with some internet person - sorry but its true

No dude. she's the one.

Normal looking people hide monsters inside of them all the time.
And she might be lovable for a bit, but no bitch is lovable 100% of the time. No matter how hot. Period.

I'm sure she's love that.

it's not that easy getting into contact with jordyn. And just because its a bit harder, why should i not atleast try? I cant just fall in love with some random chick i find on tinder or something. Im not desperate to take the first one i see.

Jones doesn't exist in PA

No, I don't know what you mean. You've never chatted with her online. Or are you filling in the missing parts (like her barely knowing you) on your own again?

Would be heaven, user.

I hope so. I like giving hugs to pretty girls.

Why do you hate love?

look here. How do you establish a relationship with someone? you contact them. How easy is that for someone like me, to contact jordyn? not that easy dude.

This is the best root beer I've ever tasted

Fucking Fanta grape all day

sex tape coming soon!

he's never experienced it

Obviously.

Please!

I don't. And what this fool is feeling isn't love. It's some sort of lustful infatuation with some strong denial thrown in the mix.

It's probably a good thing it's not easy. For her sake.

If you aren't in love with her, you're the one with the problem.

why cant you accept that i am actually in love with jordyn?

> For her sake.
a person that is in love with someone wont hurt her. i would never do that

I agree.

no answer?

thanks dude

I bet it's that hot in her belly.

It's hot wherever she goes.

87 is getting cool.

i wont stop loving jordyn. she is everything for me

From another angle. If you were Jordyn, you could look down literally any time and see this.

>If you were Jordyn, you could look down literally any time and see this.
>tfw you've thought about being Jordyn more than 20 times.

One thing i hate about people that think that jordyn is hot is that they talk in such a bad way about her. like ''ooh i bet she would love my dick in her throat'' and shit. i hate it

You run into these two girls at the fair and decide to hang out. Describe your day together.

I've thought about being Jordyn, and being 100 ft tall, looking down and seeing that above a city.

What do you want them to say, "I bet she'd hate my dick in her throat"?

>What's your soda of choice?

I don't drink soda. But I would happily lick a 14-year old's snatch.

no but honestly. its such a disrespecful way to express yourself. i'd rather just cuddle with her on a rainy sunday

>i'd rather just cuddle with her on a rainy sunday
Same way. You're a good man.

Her little butt deserves to be cuddled.

People want different things, dude. You might want to brush back her hair, I'd like to see her sing a musical number with my fist up her ass to the elbow. Different strokes for different folks.

Yeah, that's pretty lewd, bro.

>jordyn's pouty little mouth
I don't know which I like more, that, or her pretty tongue.

You on kik at all? Would love to discuss our love for Jordyn sometime if you are. Lots of cuddle talk.

sure
make a group and we can discuss

Submissive little thing, isn't she?

vid.me/epEC

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>Lots of cuddle talk.
The best kind. Even Jordyn's best friends love cuddling Jordyn.

They would make some very hot giantesses.

me
add me, fastinthebutt

Asking this again. What would you do to sweep them off their feet?