My favorite thing to do is masturbate in condoms. Is this something anyone else has tried? I find it insanely amazing

My favorite thing to do is masturbate in condoms. Is this something anyone else has tried? I find it insanely amazing.

Im doing it now to try and get used to them . All my exs took the pill so i never needed them. And I got lucky never getting into issues with random bar sluts.

Condoms make my dick go soft.
So Im masterbating with them to try and trick my brain into not thinking they are the dick version of the holocaust.

They are not "

Also funny story is that a guy in college told me he did it once, I tried it once and I've been doing it everyday ever since..... it's been 3 years.

aka a 'posh wank'

No I'm not a virgin. I did it like twice before back when I was one.

>masterbating

I find it pleasant. Clean masturbating no clean up nothing just throw it away and you're done. I take a shower afterwards though. It's good to know I'm not the only person who's doing or has done this.

So?

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Yeah. Masterbating. its just me and my dick. No pressure.

I prefer using ham or raw steak
It feels much better.

I'm not a virgin either, I just like it.

Put tobasco sauce inside, best feeling ever.

My dad makes me wear them all the time.
He says it will keep me "clean"
Still calls me like 4 times a week to make sure im changing them every day.

Thats bullshit, Icy hot is awesome though.

I fucked a fleshlight with a condom once.
Took me forever to cum

This reminds me of the south park episode where they thought you wore condoms all day lol

He's being a sack of dog shit because you misspelled masturbating.

I didnt believe him at first. But its helping keep everything clean down there.

I've done both, both are amazing.
Highly recommend

How are fleshlights? I feel like I could use one to raise My stamina I can only last 15-20 minutes with a girl.

i do it too sometimes when i have some spare condoms

I put my dick in a little leather vest and call it a stupid slut.
S&M Masturbation
I didnt spell anything wrong.
Its masterbating

Stop fucking animals Muhammad

Don't forget to use super glue sometimes, it feels funny but nice.

You misspelled the word masturbating

Eat shit and die

>dick version of the holocaust

My sides

You just jealous because you cant marry 9 year olds.

>Animals
>Just dead raw meat
user pls
If you prefer you can go and steal fresh bodies instead, I bet you would like that better, right.

I get like 120 free all the time at my local clinic. I've told them I needed them because I promote safe sex to minors which is a lie lmao

hOw du
y,oU LEik ME now Foggot?

15-20mins is fine, what are you talking about?

Man all of these porn videos I see people 30-40 sometimes an hour. fucking I want that shit

He wants to last 2 hours, which is a fucking curse.
Although legends say it is possible knowing "secret techniques"

Its ok to be gay.

you feel the need to take a shower after jerking off? even into a condom? catholic much?

You de realise that they take a pill to keep them from cumming, right? I forget the name, but most porn stars take a pill that makes them hard, but unable to cum till the pill wears off after an hour or so.

Why would you want more?
Nobody on Earth is happier than a two-pump chump.
>alpha mode
To hell with that bitch, make yourself happy.

I wanna make a girl fucking squirt all over the place cum 5 times and shit before I cum. I'm just trying to raise my stamina by any means. I've looked in yoville flesh lights I've looked into pills I've looked into everything. I don't want any of it shipped to my house because my girlfriend would find out. This is still a secret hidden from her. She thinks I get 15 a month for her and I but I use way more than 15 on myself masturbating.

Most porns are filmed in several cuts dude

So thats like spending 50cents or more for a highly specialized anti-pregnancy and STD device just for fapping. You're wasting like $500 a year, dumb nigger

Nah, kind of OCD about my girlfriend smelling the condoms because we haven't had sex yet so I don't wanna raise suspicion.
What pill is this? Find out for me user.
Making myself happy would be lasting for an hour. I'm still young I wanna get as good as I can before I get too old to get it up.

Jesus. Hitler. Christ. Who gives a fuck?

You're wasting like $500 a month just by surviving and you don't hear us complaining. Do everyone a favor and jump off a bridge

>Keeping secrets from your bitch
Enjoy your failed/miserable marriage if you ever get that far.

if your gf is gonna be smelling your dick bf your next regularly scheduled shower, you can skip the fap

How do you know it wasn't "Master"..."Bait"?

Cool post, reddit.

I realize that, but not all of them.

I have a $120,000 a year salary job, even if I bought the condoms which I don't, it wouldn't financially hurt me. It's a habit I cannot get out of. My girlfriend is a flight attendant so I have a lot of free time while I'm off of work and she's on planes in and out of town.

Her and I have been together since my freshman year in college. Rarely argue and when we do it's over stupid shit like her not responding enough because she's on a flight.

This is some grade A virgin stupidity right here.

fuck off back to lereddit, nobody gives a fuck about spelling here.

Cool post, reddit.

I wanna say Prozac. Could be wrong.

Too bad you're wrong, my girlfriend just told me she wishes I could last longer when I was fucking her for 20 minutes and she came and I came. She said she wish I could've kept going, and it just made my self esteem hit rock bottom.

same tbh fam

Isn't that a antidepressant? Lol my aunt is on that.

...

I don't fucking know, the most I have ever taken in pill form is vitamins and advil.

Percocet are the only pills I take. Uppers are amazing but doesn't help me perform amazing in bed.

I never said amazing. I hear its actually painful to some degree. Imagine pumping for an hour, just to get a measly little squirt of cum. I could fill two shot glasses with the amount I unload.

nuke that pussy boy
make it bleed dry
kegels excersises and tramadol make your cock go berserk

How long should I try to go? My max was 30 minutes one day which I got lucky.

Eh...

Thanks for the tips everyone, this thread has died. RIP.

Everybody on this goddamn shit hole site makes over 100 grand a year. It's amazing. They spend all their time here yet they make so much money. Funny, really funny.

How do you feel that you're broke and I'm not user. I've only been here for 3 years, I've got my own house nobody else's name on it, I got 2 cars and I've never had a struggle in my life except for my college career where I worked 2 jobs even with college grants.

I also used to lurk on here years ago, I come back from time to time to have small discussions just like this one.