I am 99.9% sure i have a hideous pussy. Be real with me, Cred Forums. I do, huh?

ew put that twat away lol and pick up some weights

Weirdest one I've seen. But pussy is pussy so

yep that is pretty bad, like a retarded arbys sandwich. looks like your fat to given the huge mound around it

Jesus, the fuck is that?

I would be real with you if I could get a picture of up to your belly button, that we can judge properly. Distance counts too that view is only good when you're giving head.

That's pretty bad, fam. Post your tits so we can see if they're any better.

I'm a girl by the way

They're not... I promise.

Your problem is you're a sow. Start dieting.

tits or gtfo

stop being a hambeast for a start

Are you fat? Because your pussy looks like the damn brain slug from Starship Troopers.

That's a fopa

I'd hit it.... with my fist

spread pls lol

You are 100% correct

It's cause you're massively fat

Yes, you do chris

Looks like fat girls flange. Lose the weight and it will look normal, like European normal. If you are Texan it's actually pretty fucking tight!

Now that's a disgusting pussy but I would lick it like icecream and you shouldn't be flattered, I would lick even your grandmom's pussy.

Yeah that puss is pretty ugly. Maybe lose some weight, that will at least make the area around it better.

I'm stealing this guys reaction photo since I literally just threw up in my mouth. I'm going to go vomit some more now

Fuck you OP, you literally made me sick

eh, not bad. those lips can get senstive and cause all kinds of fun when they are wet. Plus it looks pretty tight. that weight might be an issue, but it'll make you tighter, and you llook pretty tight alrady.

hey, sows are fun to cum in and milk

more pics plz

you just gotta lose weight you fat ass BITCH

the good news is that you're right once in your life

Let's see in context to the rest of your body. Need to know if ham planet or not.

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spread it open. It might just looked like that cause you're kind of chubby.

She an hero

gonna need to see it with varied sizeable objects inserted before i can get a clear picture of it

oh and also things inserted in your butthole...for comparison

NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!

This IS NOT a fucking rekt thread ffs.

OP DO NOT POST ANYTHING MOR WITH YOUR FUCK NG ASS UGLY SHIT ANYMORE

LET THIS THREAD DIE YOU HIDEOUS CUNT

well, its not pretty but pussy is pussy

yea because your a fat pig. loose some weight and it will look good

Pretty nasty looking
The gunt doesn't help

OP? I want to see it spread open

Post one standing up. It will look better.

need additional photos for accurate response.

loose an o to spell lose

What does it look like spread open OP? I don't think it's that bad.

yeah its pretty bad tbh

Did you get what you needed OP? If so, please delete this thread as I can't help looking at it. Kinda like a car crash. Your pussy is a car crash.

Is this what MtF looks like?

OP? Why the fuck won't you spread it open for me?

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i would smash and eat femanon

I'm sure it matches the rest of your hideous body.

Jesus!

youre working on a mighty fine fupa, OP.

Lose some weight youre making us all sick. btw youre mangina is disgusting.

Not hideous. Edible and fuckably fun, I'm sure.

Does your pussy have down syndromes?

need a full body.. gotta feeling you're the breeding type. take a good load

I did attempt a spread eagle picture, die to popular demand. However, because I am alone (no thanks to my hideous cunt), I can't really get a good angle. All I have is my phone and, evidently, my whale tummy is in the way.

Regardless, I appreciate the honesty of the internet. Thank you all for your time.

I lost.

can you still shoot loads?

this shit made me lol, not sure why

most ppl on this board would still fuck u

Just post what you took, what the fuck

one lip being longer than the other is fairly common. As long you don't have any herpes or warts I wouldn't worry about it.
spread it open

My balls look better.

I dont think you know most people on this board.

i know them all personally actually

use the timer or a mirror. I really want to see it

agreed

post OP

Someone already did

Shit fam, Got em

Shoe on head

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Spread it open so we can see for sure

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Get the fuck out of here, tits or gtfo

Ok femanon. If you want the truth. Yes. It's pretty bad. Bottom 10% in terms of overall looks. But really, you're probably not a 10/10 so you'll be fucking with the lights off. When the lights are off, if its wet its good enough.

How's the taste?

you should get a selfie stick

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u konw what to do

I'd dump a load in it.

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sharpie in mangina. NOW

I'm like a four, but it is relatively tight, so I got that going for me...

Is a black hole collapsing between your legs?

full body pic in front of mirror, stop fucking around

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Post. more. pics. you. fuck.

Honestly I can ignore how it looks if you are tight af. Spread it and lets see how tight.

this.

and this.

I think we've broken OP, OP is kill

OP I would destroy your pussy all night long..
>More than already is..

It's probably because you're hideously fat.

I. Was. Just. Asking. A simple question.

At this point, it's just funny to see the reactions.

I'm sure most people here would still fuck you, don't worry.

People always rate themselves at least 2 above what they really are so...

>hopefully you're good at blow jobs

If you have decent tits and cute face it doesn't matter

Enjoy never going balls deep

lose some weight

start and keep doing kegals, daily.

keep yourself shaved daily.

find someone, and be undyingly loyal to them.

date sideways, not up or downwards

become the friend to them that the never had in a guy, but be a girl

and you could still have a good life.

if not, you will literally became the girl that everyone sleeps with because she is easy and starved for attention. be someones all star 4, not everyones last resort used up 2

hey, if I could only go half way and bust inside OP, that would be a win

Id rather fuck a bag of thumb tacks than part those beef curtains.

A 5 is average. You think ur just below average? Come on op.

just curious, what is this? this dude have a name?

I'm really not. I legit puked the last time. I have basically nothing going for me, so I'm hoping scool works out and I am able to support myself.

slap the fucking surgeon that did this to you and ask for your cock back

I'd like to see more pictures of you, send me some
[email protected]
you can trust me to be discreet

Looks like just a shitty picture of a chubby pussy to me. Stop worrying about how your pussy looks. Dick don't care.

Reactions didnt bring me here. Wanting to jack off did. And youre letting me down.

Looks like a wadded up nutsack crammed into someone's asshole.

Tits or gtfo bitch
Also yes, put away that axe wound.

Lose the FUPA and you'll be fine. Go for a run a few times a week - you'll feel good and you'll look good!

Wouldsex/10

>Dick don't care.

>says the desperate beta max

Some people, like me, can afford to have standards, because, unlike you, we are attractive.

jesus OP. you've made me sad tonight.

yeah he's from some kid show. His name is scoochie boogy

only one picture posted in the thread somethings rotten here, and its not that chewed bubble gum pussy.

As long as you keep nice and clean and it doesn't smell like 2 week old armpit sweat, I'm down

(OP)
That is fucking disgusting, you hideous landwhale.

NEVER show that thing to ANYONE, you fat bitch.

not even bleach can save my eyes now. that's disgusting OP lose some weight.

No one like rolling a whale gf around

I'm not getting them yet op. please send
[email protected]

All the dudes here saying they would smash.

I don't believe I was talking to you shit stain.

OP,

Unlike a lot of anons ITT, I am a fit, handsome male. So I will be brutally honest with you. Desperate, ugly, fat beta maxes, like this guy , won't be.

You're fat. You have a FUPA. It's disgusting. Your pussy has meat curtains, which is gross, but on a fit, sexy girl, I could manage.

I honestly wouldn't go anywhere near your fat, ugly pussy. Fat women repulse me. But I may throat fuck you, assuming you have a cute face, and nothing more.

Lose some fucking weight, and if these meat curtains bother you that much, get surgery and have those things chopped off.

you have 2 options going forward. 1. continue on the path that youre going now, where you hate yourself. 2. Imagine your ideal image for your body and dont stop until you reach it. It will probably take a few years, but thats not a problem. Just fucking do it.

Hijacking this thread to molest anons with my unshaven blood pucci

Well I'm pulling up on you nigga.

really? googled that and got nothing

easy reddit don't freak out now

Get surgury to fix your rank ass vag

Your snatch has an awning. How many hundreds of pounds do you weigh?

i think the fat around your pussy is squishing your pussy lips and making it look like an expired bag of sliced roast beef.

You just need practice. Get a dildo practice everyday and it eventually kills your gag reflex. Keeping your eyes open and squeezing your thumb also helps.

timestamp?

its fucking lazy town you newfag scrub, fuck off already

Fuck them OP. Your vagina is real cute, I like it, I bet you're a real woman, huh?

she is very below average, look how fucing fat she is. No self respecting person would throw their lot in with someone one case of twinkies away from lil rascal territory.

Looks like I'm bleeding out of my anus ayyy

Oh you got me. Got me so good. I feel so ashamed that some virgin high school kid says he won't fuck a fat chick.

LOSE
WEIGHT

THATS ALL THATS WRONG WITH IT

thanks and go fuck yourself shitbag

faggot

I'd not only got it, I'd eat that shit till you begged me to stop.

lmfao got em

hot, thanks for sharing

its because his real name is scampy bingrove

are you fingering yourself on your rag?

Now hang on a minit....
What kind of titties are we working with?
Also, Is the butthole normal ?

Could be worse. Even if you're heavy though, If you have a somewhat decent face you can still find some loser to hook up with. If you are realistic with your standards. However, you have some issues if you feel such a need for attention as to show your shit on a site such as this. A lot of guys would not be ok with this. But like I said there are plenty of gross dudes out there who don't give a fuck. Cheers.

Not really hideous, just a fat girl pussy. Since 7 of the 10 women I've fucked are fat, this is regular to me. Just, since you're fat, I wouldn't lick your pussy since every fat girl's pussy smells awful

Wait... You planned on having someone support you instead of supporting yourself? That's fucked up. I always assume I'm going to support myself.

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If refusing to fuck a repulsive, obese land whale means I'm a virgin (which is actually just natural selection), well, I'll be your virgin.

Kek

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Yeah, blood makes the vagoo wetter than usual

its a landwhale, who cares? Tits on a fat chick are like abs on a twig boy, don't count. You even glance at someone this ignored by normal society and she will cream her pants. Even a little virgin fag like you could get some from this fat, fat bitch.

You would think fat bitches would know how to wash their folds since they have so many of them.

well done! now finger asshole and take pics

its fine, who cares. guys are just gonna fuck it anyway.

Ahhhh, a reminder of why I'm gay.

Well, I agree with you. The girl I lost my virginity to was the only fat girl with a vag that didn't smell at all. I lucked out with her

If I had no experience I'd say 'It's gonna smell anyways' but she defied that argument. I just think they have to take more hygienic care. I don't feel that I'm being unreasonable since I take extreme hygienic care myself

this looks like the same floor. Is this you?

your fatness is more of a turn off

lazy town i think is name of show

4 attenshun

I'm sorry that you look like that OP.

There's hope if you start working out. Find some motivational shit and join a gym !

>its fine

Subjective.

>who cares

Obviously a lot of people ITT. A lot of men take issue with obese whales.

>guys are just gonna fuck it anyway

Don't generalize. Only ugly, desperate fucks like you feel that way.

>Could be worse
>if you have a decent face
>you can still find [someone]
here come the white knight coup d'grace
>if you feel such a need for attention as to show your shit on a site such as this
white knight confirmed

keked & recked

why did you save that

Men and women who excuse land whales like OP is why we have so many fat asses walking around in developed countries. We need more of a fat shaming country like those in Asia.

oh i see

>Hurr durr youre a virgin

Were all super impressed that you managed to fit your dads entire love popsicle in your nono zone jimmy. But its time to shut the fuck up about it.

where do you think we are?

because it turned me on

Ew op.

ahh man... that made me feel.

Don't listen to these virgins, I'd fuck you in a heartbeat. I'd love to eat your pussy.

Nope, sorry.

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Oh yeah. You could have a 10/10 face and body with an amazing personality and I still would walk out the room/kick you out once I saw that. Disgusting.

We are in Cred Forums. Not /r9k/.

>tits on a fat chick, etc.

Actually you'd be surprised how many fat girls have no tits at all. That is an awfully disappointing moment

Bleed all you want, it won't stop me

put something in your goddamn asshole already

You probably like traps and think it isnt gay.

You are disgusting user.

are you sure?

Nope just not a retard who likes torn up whore pussy. Can you blame me, honestly?

>The first verse of the Cred Forums national anthem

Music composed and played entirely on 11 year olds.

most ppl on this board are pedophiles, zoophiles, necrophiles and autistic virgins, so fucking her isn't saying much

cause it looks like the same floor

I've seen it happen too often when a fat chick is shooting out of her league. I think its a woman thing. Them idiots aint realistic in the type of guy they'll be able to get with their conditions

Fuck me pham

Just grow hair on it.

>is this you
>No
>But it looks like you, are you sure youre you?

time to stop

Kek

Yeah for a minute then it dries sticky. Not that you'd know forevervirgin

Well, I guess it might be a huge, even if disgusting, improvment on their routine.

1.have you had any sexual contact or can you even
2. what did they say about it
3. what does it look like if youre lying down?

Haven't got to fit two fingers yet

High jacking a thread with bloody pussy.. ROTFLMAO!!!

Whyareyoudoingthis.jpg

Get the fuck out newfag.. This board is just full of normies who come to spew forced edginess, none of that shit exists on this board anymore faggot.

Not to mention it doesn't smell great.

must admit to being kind of impressed.

I know right? He totally forgot the furries and pony fuckers.

Someone needs attention bad

Hatchet wound

I know this fat chick who is desperately into me, but she is fucking disgusting and has serious mental issues. Like cuts my name in her thigh mental issues.
Anyway she has some of the worst hygiene I've seen in person, and on a kinda hot day you can smell the low tide coming from her nasty cunt. The worst part is I'm friends with her so she is constantly hanging around me, sitting on my furniture, MY FUCKING BED. Holy hell the scent, it's like a skunk, you can't get rid of it.

why?

Thanks for reminding me that women are fucking gross! Jesus.

Some chick didnt tell me she was on and let me go down on her.
I still get nightmares.
Have you ever tried marmite.....
Its like that but with a fishy aftertaste

kys

It looks like someone tried violently squeezing sliced ham in your pussy against your will. Yes your pussy is fucking hideous.

THIS IS Cred Forums
ALL OF US DO

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rub the blood on your nipples please

See

??

It means fuck off newfag

>I know this fat chick who is desperately into me, but she is fucking disgusting and has serious mental issues. Like cuts my name in her thigh mental issues.
>The worst part is I'm friends with her so she is constantly hanging around me, sitting on my furniture, MY FUCKING BED. Holy hell the scent, it's like a skunk, you can't get rid of it.
sounds like a you kind of problem dumbass

omg man put some paper before she sits... nylon would be fine too

>Tries to freak people out with bloody vaggoo
>on Cred Forums

It means fuck off newfag

periods don't stop anything but a sentence. I'd love your sweet pussy all month long

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But you most of all, lady.

Wtf, that's disgusting.

>fat puss

Inb4 shit azn nipples

omg!!!!!! a bloody vagina!!! get the trash can I think i'm gunna vomit!!!!11!!!uno!!!!!1!!!!!

aw i love it ️ would lick

Female 'friend'. kek. And you're here talking shit. You, user, are a good friend.

Hurr durr forgot pic

fuck the other anons, I'd be all over that pussy

Its not bad
Any man here that says he wouldnt fuck you because of the way your pussy looks, is a faggot though.

ITT: LMAO BRO BUT THIS IS Cred Forums!!! LMAO I'M UNAFFECTED BY EVERYTHING CUZ IM A Cred ForumsRO AND A SOCIAL UNCAST LOL!!!! I'D FUCK THAT PUSSY!! I'VE SEEN WORSE LOL!!NIGGER!!

mmmm, that's nice. I wish I was there to lick it off

if you're serious you chose the wrong time of day of the wrong week day to do this. although if that's the case you probably won't read this. so seems asymmetrical but a puss is a puss. no one here would turn it down. despite what they'd say. it's outward appearance shouldn't matter. but they think that their supposed to care so they pretend

fuck yaaaasss

You think that's scary? You think I will fear shark week? You sure, are mistaken.

I find your nipples grosser than OPs vagina and your blood combined

Whatsoever I must say, those are a great pair of tits you got there.

Kek'd

Does it work? If yes, then nobody really cares. It's not like someone's going to turn down sex because your vagina doesn't look like every pornstar's vagina.

men doesn't care, femanon.
carry on with your life, don't mind about it, a pussy is a pussy. Unless you have hygiene, then it won't be a problem.

Fist full of pastrami

Thanks m8.
You're lying if you say you've never talked shit about a friend.

agreed.
almost gagged

You have beautful tits

That's a fucking lie, you're just too desperate to say no.

>pussy looks like a fucking head crab
>it's not bad
>Any man here that says he wouldnt fuck you because of the way your pussy looks, is a faggot though.
>is a white knight
>has never seen a pussy in real life

Have sex.

top kek'd

I've seen it all - but wow, you have one ugly mothafucka

can we see your ass

........why?

MORE! ANUS PLZ

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where are your fucking standards

I bet it would look better if you lost all that weight.

>pussy is a pussy
>compares that meat grinder accident to a pussy

If you brought OP home and saw that pussy your dick would be limp in seconds.

Sorry. Was on phone. Tits are coming. Equal disappointment, though. Be warned.

1/10.

>Damn I wish I was a fag

I hate to break it to you, but kids, animals, and dead people are sexier than her. They still wouldnt fuck this woman.

Buy this and use it

Listen here you maggot. I am complaining about my nipples and you are going to compliment them and do the white knight shit to sooth my insistent dignity.

Show me your anus you filthy slut

I absolutely hate you faggots that run around always telling people to hit the gym or suggesting they eat healthier. Worse than fucking vegans. We get it you go to the gym and now you think you're some reborn legend because you were insecure about your body and lifted weights to feel less insecure.

How old are you? Those tits have a pretty young shape

-said the guy who doesn't go to the gym

make another webm of you jumping up and down so your tits jiggle

you confused

... How much you weight?

im betting youre on anti psychotic meds

Could you sound any more fucking creepy?

I'm 6'3" and weigh 180lbs I have no need to go to the gym.

did you try to cut off your nipple? your boobs are so nice though

>implying a female is tech-savvy enough to do that.

Plus she probably just owns an iPhone

OP come on finger your asshole with your bloody fingers

Move that wad of chewed up gum so I can rate.

You faggots think this is a vagine?
nigga thas a boi-puss

she can make a gif, like this one

where you going to show your breast?

You won't tell, huh? I thought so, you're a bit underage. I love your slightly underdeveloped tits.

What? how retarded
his name is Razzy Brazzer

yeah thats not great

youre an inspiration.

Stop eating carbs and you could be mid-tier

dating sideways is about the worst thing you can say...
all the 2's will be with 2's and thats just fucking up the bottom half of our gene pool.
castrate and be done with it

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I'm not even OP you fucking autist.

Very much so.
Still bang tho.

It looks like you sat on a land mine.

thanks user, was absent for a while

Yea
Are you retarded? That before/after pic is obviously shopped
21

I've seen worse. Looked like a meatball for pussy lips.

I had to get up to fetch a tripod for this fuck you

put it on this face

Spread ass

OP, I think you are just overweight, which is making your vagina look pushed in while your lips are naturally spread out. So it is looking like a weird balloon knot. Just work out and get in shape so your insecurity can be healed. but as a guy, we don't give a fuck what it looks like. We just like how it feels wrapped around our cocks.

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why do people still make gifs when WEBM is superior in every way?

top kek

spread iiiiitttttt with 704767469 written

Actual op. Same pen and paper. No joke, my body is nust 10/10 disappoint.

Spread ass

Is this you roach-chan?

Holy shit.

I'm so sorry.

Pussy is pussy. Something to cum in. I'd fuck it.

ITS WAS A TRAP now its i duno... hefemale?

is it so hard to get a full body shot? no need for face

Oh, just thank the lass for showing us her snatch, and let it go

you should do some squats OP

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I care about your opinion a lot user
K
You can wear a bra and the cups will scoop up the tits and make jiggling boobies bowls

You look soft. Would cuddle.

Oh man thats fucking sexy! Finger in pooper please

I appreciate you