Slit!

perfect slit

I dunno. Just a little bit of lips kinda says to me "Direct penis here".

This looks more like closed for business.

Saved. Thank you mein bro

Got a problem with the love furs my friend? Are you actually attracted to little girls?
A big ole' pussy mane tells you it's a woman you are fucking, boy. If you quit twisting your Peter for two minutes and talk to an actual woman and convince her to let you pound your face into her magnificent garden you will know what it means to be a man.

Try shutting the fuck up.

Bump

> asshole get rekt

Why do guys like you always assume that if someone has different taste, they're not as experienced, don't get pussy, etc?

I mean, don't you get tired of the same old stupid comeback?

I'm older than you think, and I've had plenty of pussy. I just have different taste than you.

It really is that simple, user.

You seem to be upset. It's ok to be a small child on the internet who doesn't appreciate a clam curtain, but that doesn't mean you won't grow up one day if you'd actually try to talk to a woman rather than a .jpg of a little girl.

This is the perfect vagina.

A little clam.

10/10 need moar now plz.

Welcome to SIMPS

Ok friend I didn't fire the first shot here, you go on talking about opinions like mine wasn't the one that was disrespected in the first place. But it's probably hard to type with your left hand partner, I understand why you got distracted and accidentally said a stupid thing.
I'm just saying that trimming the pubic mound replicates what a child's vagina looks like, and that seems right odd to me, friend.

Well stated user

Try shutting the fuck up

reddit.com/user/Rapunkkzel

Try shutting the fuck up

>asshole get rekted
Now I don't speak handicapable so I'm going to suggest that maybe you go to a doctor about your asshole if it somehow got wrecked. I'm not one to judge but homosexuals run rampant on this board and I'd hate to see another victim of that lifestyle befall some sort of ass-madness that may cause him to thirst for more cock, friend.

First shot, disrespected, etc? Where do you think you are, kindergarten?

I said "You're in the wrong place."

That's it.

And who gives a shit about shaving to look younger? You don't shave? Your face? Your back? Your neck? Do I really need to go on with this?

Little girls are hotter. I'd rather 1 little girl than a 100 hairy old skags. That should make you happy. More hairy old skags for you.

Yum... little girls.... yuuuuuuummy hairless pussy. MMMMMMM.

I mean really, wake up on the right side of the bed tomorrow, ok?

lel didn't read. Try shutting the fuck up.

Your left hand fumbled again, I'd suggest giving your poor penis a break before your palms get hairy like your mom's bush
She has a fantastic snatch by the way partner.

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this may be more to your liking old man

> you disrespected my opinion first. I'll set you straight with my intelligence

One above ;-)
Different old man though.

op here horse/10

Well y'see son I don't shave because I have enough testosterone to actually grow hair on may face and chest. Now you are young, your will grow in eventually.
Now if I read this correctly, you are indeed a pedophile? Because the word "girl" would tend to imply such a matter.
Now I'm not one to judge, but I never said "skag" I said "woman"
A woman is a bit more experienced than a girl, and you won't be a creep wanting to get with a girl either.
But some people are just broken in the mind I guess, friend.

mea culpa oldster

It's like I'm talking to a bad rendition of some Looney Tunes character.

Where are you from? Some backwoods part of Australia?

Little girls, about 8. YUUUUUM.

Especially little 8 year old Australian girls.

CRIKEY!

Now look at this woman.
She isn't some little girl fumbling with a penis.
This woman's vagina carpet tells you for a fact it is going to grab you and tell you the meaning of kegels
Look into her eyes, this woman is ready and knows what to do with a dick. I can't imagine any 18 year old harlot with that look in her eyes. Just a finely aged woman ready to be plowed by a man.

> Well y'see son
Stopped there lol.

That woman screams virgin more than the hairless one. Also says she has very little self respect and/or esteem.

All I can think is how I can smell that thing from just looking at it.

Where I'm from has no bearing on our little squabble son. But where I'm from men are men and boys are boys. You can be as old as Christ himself but if you havent grown up any you are still a boy.
I can't change your way of life, pedophilic n' all. But that doesn't mean I have to respect you.
I appreciate how candid you are about your problems friend, but I can only suggest that maybe you quit relying on the internet for human interaction and get out into the real world. Maybe figure out what society actually expects from you instead of this here dissalusionment you've saddled up with that makes you think the way you are is ok.
But I honestly can't judge. Friend.

Australians don't talk like the fag you're referring to. He sounds more like the rooster lawyer from Futurama

If alluding to 8 year old Aussie girls and finishing with CRIKEY! doesn't trigger this dude, nothing will.

I give up.

No woman in pornographic photography actually has any self respect boy. And it would do you justice to not mix up fact and opinion when we converse.
I apologize that in the past you may have been with women who didn't shower or bath themselves, I know your standards might be a tad low considering. But do try to aim higher when you are looking for love prospects son.

Thanks for the lectures Pastor. You may like to look at hairy muffs, but the little boys that come to confession are the ones you like to touch

Be careful son, you're gonna tip your fedora right off

nice meter and rhyme
10/10

> sad mad unemployed retard detected

That's why he likes older, unattractive hairy women. They have little boys for him to diddle, and their standards are so low they won't leave him no matter what he does.

I appreciate the reference as I enjoy that series, but my vernacular is a result of being an educated man in the south.
I appreciate your efforts, these verbal duels are always a joy for me
I appreciate how candid you are friend, but I am not a Catholic

Somebody put a cigar out on her right nipple?

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That's not why. He's like a closeted self-loathing faggot. He likes prepubescent girls but rails against it to try and convince himself it's not true because he fears the natural healthy evolutionary desire to want sexually fertile women which all straight men are hardwired to want. Poor bastard.

Now here we are, this internet meme about fedora's being related to obese man-children. Maybe you are just reading my words and looking into a mirror friend? Does that trope remind you about parts of yourself you'd rather not acknowledge?
Get yourself some muff friend. It'll cheer you right up.

right after the knocked her face crooked

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yeah like this'n here

Now this is an interesting point,
Maybe that evolutionary desire of yours also drives you to want to have sex with something that can't exactly fight back?
I reckon because you aren't man enough to bag an actual woman in the wild, your genes knew to get a hankering for younger and easily attainable flesh.
I like your evolutionary argument son. It put a lot of pieces of the puzzle together for me that I hadn't considered.

You people keep posting pictures of beautiful muff and expect me to blink. I'd dive into that like a lake on a hot day in July.

Bristle Cone/10

I figured as soon as you saw it that it would generate a tiny spark of desire and help you remember back to the days when you were young and had a working cock. Bet your palm misses those days too.

The only thing missing my hands are your mother, boy.

Well you'd be very happy. As I recall she tickled my ass on the way out.

You've gained my respect boy.

But your respect means nothing. In fact, it's a really bad sign.

Someone post some bald pussies to piss this weird rooster futurama tard potato man off.