>Ways you can describe your motorcycle, but not your girlfriend.
Ways you can describe your motorcycle, but not your girlfriend
Makes me arrive quickly
Not fun to ride when it's wet
Sexy
Vibrates when i turn it on.
Worthy investment
>arrive
"This piece of shit isn't going fast enough.."
tangible
Big and noisy
makes me feel good.
Lubricated
Leaks oil all over the bloody place, won't start no matter how hard I kick it.
/Panhead
Atleast you won't be stolen by a white man.
I don't have a motorcycle
Real.
doesn't bitch when I want to show my friend a good time with it.
Money well spent
A fucken cunt
Shit i fucked that up
Not currently in pieces
>it's insured
I never let my friends ride her.
Dubs, trips, and funny all in one.
+1
Mine exists.
it sucks
best thing my dad ever handed down to me
The gang takes her out for a ride every weekend
>being this autistic
Entirely hypothetical
Can turn it on anytime
lol your gf doesn't like you
Long, hard, and I ride it all day long
Lying in pieces on the floor of my garage.
tailpipe leaks, headlights are no good, she makes this terrible noise until i hit it a few times
Made in Japan
I have a motorcycle.
Is a two-wheeled locomotive form of transportation and leisure known as a motorcycle, not my girlfriend.
heavy.
The single gayest thing you'll ever see me on top of
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haha lol also you like to ride it hahaha lol like with your dick
subtle but good
Tends to break down once a month, which is apparently MY fault...
Definitely responsive to the prompt.
I never beat her.
This here's my hawg,
Existent.
Husqavarna
One is large,black, loud, and proud.
The other is my wife, who is in fact none of those things. She is a respectable white woman who speaks at appropriate volumes...and fucks dogs and kids behind my back
"usually only black guys ride it" (hayabusa)
She makes my roids bleed when I ride her hard
Reliable.
Well-respected amongst connaisseurs.
...
Real.
You exist
Black
Wore it out so bad one ride, it wasn't running right for about a week
Born in 1970