Gonna post this before night drive

gonna post this before night drive
>be me
>2002
>in 1st grade
>school year about to end
>some autist fuck starts going on about his favorite movie and that another one was going to be released during the summer
>all the guys get curious so we all go to his house and watch the first one
>it was cool
>so cool that we start playing it out during recess
>mfw i'm anikan

fffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggg

>summer is here and some richfag gets his mom to pay for all of us in a theater
>movie was the shit
>anikan is total bad ass now
>we all got to richfag's house and assign roles for the new characters
play it out until sunset
>become great friends with the kid who was obiwan

>school year starts up again
>we play it all out, every recess
>towards the end of the year the kids who were droids/clones started throwing these spiky ball things that the trees made
>land whales teacher nearly has a heart attack getting over to us
>"if you boys don't stop throwing those balls you all are going to pick them up"
>we laugh cuz balls
>gets furious
>makes us pick up the balls, we turn it into like a resource gathering thing
>she's made because we're having fun
>get to miss an hour of class too

I admit, I called you a faggot. but more, pls.

shit, carry on

>3rd grade
>library gets a star wars book
>literally fighting to read it
>hard as fuck but i'll do it
>read it in 3 weeks, didn't understand shit
>end of the year it's torn to fucking pices because very guy in the class read that shit

now to the reces part of third grade

>flailing our arms at each other like autistic fucks got a little boring
>"hey look i made a new lightsaber"
>it's a fucking stick
>we all pick one up and hit each other with sticks
>alot more fun
>even started to throw spikey balls too
>months go by of this shit
>girl accidentally gets hit because she can't understand she shouldn't go through a bunch of boys hitting each other with sticks
>land whale teacher get mega pissed
>tells us to stop the star wars stuff
>fuck that
>next day we start just flailing our arms at each other agin

bamp for op

gogogo

only 2 of us and you op, tell us your story

What happens!

o shit, another fag here to listen
also another blimp

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op plz

>4th grade
>over the summer they do some shit to the play ground
>large mound of wood chips in the middle of it all
>we get the bright idea to make it a battle site
>droids on one side, we're on the other
>shit was super fun
>we busted out the sticks again
>the teachers were pretty chill so they didn't care, land whale had heart attack over the summer so we rejoiced
>friend gets battlefront one
>literally half the grades boys have a sleep over at his house to play that shit
>it was richfag so we ate pizza and drank coke all night
>shit was cash

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I'm jelly

>ate pizza and drank coke all night

I remember those feels

lurkin user :^)

Bumping because your nostalgia means something

MOAR!!!!!

I'll end the thread quick for OP

>Episode 3 comes out
>realises he has to kill his friend
>doesn't work out as he planned
>bitch that got hit with the stick dies after giving birth to his kids

I just got in here. What is this and why am I so interested in it?

it's youth, user.

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>end of 4th grade
>at long last, the next movie
>we were all super fucking hyped about this shit, every boy was drawing star wars shit
>even the bad kid sketched "fuck the droids" on a bathroom stall, in response one of the droids says "supervised you didn't die before you did that"
>one day we all had to go to the gym
>STAR.WARS.MUSIC.
>we were arcapelagoing some song from the second one, been ages since i watched it
>princible finally steps onto podium
>"we all know the boys are very exited for the new star trek movie"
>star trek
>STAR TREK
> we all start screaming star wars at the top of our lungs, dude gets supper made
>"if you do not stop i will take away recess"
>butthole clinched
>"now we just wanted to go over theater safty with you all"
>three hours of that stranger danger shit
>finally summer is here
>rich fag comes through again
>every boy in the grade in the theater
>god knows how much that woman spent

Dude gets supper made.

>>"if you do not stop i will take away recess"
>>butthole clinched

kek

...and?

>watched it
>damn is that how it ends
>rich fag gets battle front two over the summer
>we do the same shit, now with blink-182 and related stuff because rich fag had a sister that was into it
>5th grade comes around
>we decide we end like the third one at the end of the year
>even though i know my fate, i fight for my side
>even beside the person who was going to kill me
>one day one of the girls has the balls to start playing with us
>we all give her "wat da fuk u doin" stares
>"just playing star wars"
>"can i be a stormtrooper"
>Jesus Christ i learned new words that day

wait you didn't know about 4-6?

damn, bro. that must have been great to realize that.

leesss goooo

bumping

>end of 5th grade is here
>last day
>everyone gathers around
>as we start fighting i realize its not worth is
>accept what is to come
>get on my knees and takes a swing
>"autistic as hell light saber noise"
>i genuinely felt betrayed
>over the summer we still play star wars every now and then
cont?

obviously fucking cont

Hurry the fuck up op

A thread on Cred Forums I relate to?

this

Yes for the love of God continue

thx b0ss
lessthanthree ya too

we knew, just didn't really focus on that

>middle school
>can't let this die
>"talent show is coming up so be prepared!''
>that's it
>get like 30 kids together
>old school style
>act like autistic fucks flailing our arms and wearing bedsheets for an hour
>we win
>let rich fag have the trophy
>throughout middle school i got everyone to do star wars related stuff, may the 4ths were great

You've built this up too far to stop know

T-t-t-today jr!

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>Kids who grew up with a star wars trilogy should instead love the star wars trilogy I grew up with

Pls continue op

no I wasn't necessarily saying that it was better, just that it would be awesome if you loved the new ones so much and then suddenly found out after seeing them in theater that there were three more movies within the saga.

idont think it was like that opie...

Fair enough

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oh fuck i forgot about this

>8th grade
>gotta do something great
>rich fag already had some storm trouper and a Darth Vader costume
>may the 4th
>rich fag in darth vader costume and 4 of us were storm troupers
>we get his 17 year old brother to drive us late to school
>it was field day so everyone was outside
>gets his fucking competition stereo system ready to thump
>he had to reinforce his glass for this shit
>imperial march plays as we step out of his van
>we walk through everyone, as they gaze upon our greatness
>mega tards chimping out due to his bros system
>feels good man
>he gets a ticket for noise and shit but he thought it was cool as hell so he doesn't care

cont OP!

>mega tards chimping out due to his bros system

My sides

>not knowing Trek is far superior to Wars in every way.
fag

they're two completely different beasts.

>9th grade
>class president time
>we elect like the jedis and shit for everything
>i was mr.freshman for being anikan so i got to walk the hottest girl in the grade in homecoming
>every year it was like this, and election time was great because you had all this star wars related shit up and down the halls
>imperial march became the bands number 1 played song
>there was even a local band started in sophomore year that played the instrumental

is this some really small school?

>junior year
>rich fag mags a star wars themed van and start driving it
>calls it the melinium falcon
>cool as fuck, custom painted and everything
>eventually everyone started calling him hon
>class parade time
>we all get rebel decals on our cars/motorcycles and fallow the melinium falcon to school, all the while he was blaring star wars music

400 or so people

>senior year
>homecoming
>i got mr.senior, got to walk another ho as fuck girl out
>star wars music was playing the whole game
>every huddle ended with "may the forth be with you"
>we won, all the football players and a few other people went to rich fags house to watch 1-3 again and get drunk as hell

NEEEEERRRD!

>graduation
>everything was star wars themed
>senior slide show was done to slow star wars music
>valedictorian ended speech with "may the force be with you
>we watched 1-3 again one last time
>it was the best day ever man
>

Does someone die in this story?
Or is it nonstop everything is perfect but with a star wars theme to it

no, except the land whale teacher from elementary school but i'm not sure if she died

You're highschool experience was fucking terrible, private schools fucking suck.

As someone also coming from a small school who very recently graduated, cheers man pretty chill.
that rug really tied the room together

>when people try to use grammar to seem smart but use it incorrectly

ever heard of small towns? our high school was pretty strict and clean as heel though

My high school had an open campus which was pretty chill. It was just in the news this year after they said they were gonna arm some of the staff with guns, which of course they did.

congrats to your school, can't wait for others to fallow their lead. we only had this Shrek looking sro that shot himself in the foot during basic

It's a small conservative town in a large liberal state, I doubt other will follow.

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There's actually a decent thread on this board, Jesus it's been awhile.

Really?
Where?